Festishes always make me laugh, especially when they take over a person’s life and everything they do revolves around that fetish. Last night I went to a strip club and chatted up the door check chick. She was from Orlando and moved up here for her boyfriend who she met on Halloween 4 years ago […]
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2005
22
Dec
I am – Alba’s Lingerie
It must be nice to be rich. You can go into Agent Provocateur and buy all the luxury lingerie you want to wear from your boyfriend named Cash Money, without a care in the world. It’s like you wake in the morning and say to yourself “I want to slut out tonight to spice up […]
2005
22
Dec
I am – Alba's Lingerie
It must be nice to be rich. You can go into Agent Provocateur and buy all the luxury lingerie you want to wear from your boyfriend named Cash Money, without a care in the world. It’s like you wake in the morning and say to yourself “I want to slut out tonight to spice up […]
2005
01
Nov
I am – Paris’ Costume
Bitch, I have already seen your pussy, I have seen you fuck and it will never get old mentioning the simple fact that you can’t suck dick for shit. I will also say that when I have already seen a bitch suck dick and get fucked by some child molesting pervert, I don’t get too […]
2005
01
Nov
I am – Paris' Costume
Bitch, I have already seen your pussy, I have seen you fuck and it will never get old mentioning the simple fact that you can’t suck dick for shit. I will also say that when I have already seen a bitch suck dick and get fucked by some child molesting pervert, I don’t get too […]
2005
01
Nov
I am – Kirsten Dunst is a Pussy
Bitch may like to get drunk and we know how crazy drunk girls get. They like getting a nice hard fucking after a night of hard drinking and it’s usually from some stranger they met that night. It feels nice to be loved even if it’s only for a few minutes and by some stranger. […]
2005
24
Oct
I am – X-Tina Buying Pumpkins
The latest craze for celebrity singers with really ugly boyfriends is to go out to the farmer’s market and buy a couple pumpkins and by pumpkins I am not talking about another set of fake titties. I guess there’s nothing really exciting about X-Tina and her virgin-lookin boyfriend buying pumpkins, even if it’s for some […]
2005
22
Jun
I am – Fleshlight Discussion Board Post of the Day
It seems like when you have never had the opportunity to touch a real vagina, a rubber one feels as close to the real thing as you ever imagined while you pleasured yourself with your hand or other random household items. I guess this is next level masturbation and I shouldn’t judge, if anything I […]
2005
04
Jan
I am – Personal Site of the Day
I came across the site, and it made me laugh, or at least it would have if I knew how. My years of let down have raped me of the happy emotion, but if I were you I would laugh, because this list of pictures is for a group of jock girls. There are pics […]