Courtney Stodden got her titties out and I figure that’s one of the greatest things a girl can do in this world… In the event you don’t know, I think Courtney Stodden is fucking amazing. I think she represents a glorious time in our lives and despite having dragged by losers like Chrissy Teigen, who […]
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2021
25
May
Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day
I probably don’t have to tell you this, because I tell you this every Tuesday and it’s my only angle, and it’s not fucking rocket science, but I’ll say it again, because that’s what we do in these parts..we repeat and expect diminishing return…you know no one gave a fuck my last 40 TINY TIT […]
2021
13
Apr
Courtney Stodden Naked in a Creek of the Day
I like to think that I am the dog you see on the side of the street humping the dead dog that was just hit by a car also on the side of the street in a seize the fucking day…you necrophiliac fuck…opportunity knocks you take it….kind of motherfucker… But there was a time I […]
2021
01
Apr
Tanline Thursday of the Day
Summer is coming and tanlines are hot, not that you need summer for tanlines all these bitches are doing their own blackface that for whatever reason is not seen as racist, even though if you were to do it for your halloween costume, it’d be seen as racist, but when it’s for everyday Halloween, as […]
2021
31
Mar
Bella Thorne Short Skirt of the Day
I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life….but not really, I mean not a chunkier Bella Thorne who is probably pregnant, or just quit the working out, now that she’s engaged and now that it’s “cool to not care”…and she does anything and everything she can to maintain her level of cool with […]
2021
18
Mar
Courtney Stodden Nipples and Some Jean Shorts of the Day
In the event you were wondering, Courtney Stodden is amazing….I’ve been a fan since she broke through as tabloid fodder and I am still a fan all these years later….clown tits and all…because the fact is….if you’re going to get tits, get fucking tits, you know that’s how ALL fake tits should be….none of this […]
2021
18
Mar
Tanline Thursday of the Day
After the hit on the rub and tugs, you may be scared about the tanning salons, since rub and tugs are in about as many places as tanning salons, while likely being some kind of money laundering fuck, where the hand jobs are just done by the staff to themselves thanks to the cameras they’ve […]
2021
17
Mar
Bella Thorne Pap Smear of the Day
I don’t have a medical fetish, if anything COVID has made me even LESS into anything medical than I have ever been, which is almost impossible, because I am just THAT disinterested in basically anything medical…and not because I am scared of COVID, but because I am annoyed of COVID….but that’s not the point…the point […]
2021
05
Feb
Fishnet Friday of the Day
I guess Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and you lonely fucks who aren’t able to find actual women to fuck because you are losers…deserve a little FISHNET STOCKINGS even if your only alternative option to get it would be buying them and modelling them for yourself…you know the gateway to cross dressing is […]
2021
02
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I know you come here for life skills, career advice, they keys to success…. Well, today’s tip for a better life is for you to fake being trans. I know it’s not a new thing or some secret solution to success, but people need the reminder that if you fake being transgender and commit to […]