Diving into a Puddle
$5000 Car Wash
Baby Elephant Gets Saved
Migrating Geese are Scary
War Train
Junkyard Flight
Elephant Road Block
COVID HUG MACHINE
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
2020
24
Dec
Porch Party and Other Videos of the Day
2020
24
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
While all you are trimming your tree, jerking off to christmas themed porn in your mom’s basement as you are quarantining or pretending to because people actually believe this virus is real….
I’m here wondering how many kids are getting face injections for Christmas….because it’s mainstream and that shit costs money…you know gotta keep up with the other ugly girls trying to be hot with non invasive surgeries that they pretend isn’t getting plastic surgery, despite it altering their look into some kind of muppet….so they can say they are all natural because BOTOX is found in nature or something…
I guess other kids are asking for only fans subscriptions….or maybe butt plugs and lingerie for their only fans content…you know to get a head start on their entrepreneurial sex pervert dreams…
Here are some stepLINKS on Christmas EVE…in the Morning…at 2:15 because fuck waking up for this bullshit it’s Christmas motherfuckers.
UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira is Feeling Christmas Vibes
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Rainey Qualley Gets Cheeky
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Zoe Lister Jones in a Fetishy Shoot
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Depressing Santa Story
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Model Alex Lolly on a Disco Ball
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Siri has a Stroke
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Fixing a Car Dent with Boiling Water
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Dog Loves Being Covered in Mud
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Will You Be Able to Survive the Home Alone Traps.
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Happy Holidays From Trainer Kenzie Mariano in her Lingerie…
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Shark, Robert Herjavec list stunning Hills home
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Rex Ryan Trashes Carson Wentz, Calls Him “Yesterday’s News”
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls
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2020
23
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Christmas Eve Ever…and today i googled what does a yeast infection smell like, like I couldn’t do a blind taste test and determine the strains, country of origin and vintage of said yeast….you know, I’ve been around candida……but it’s the holidays so let’s get fancy…
The only thing good about social media is watching low low low level influencers push 9 products after they shower that they use on their hair, then another 12 products on their skin, yet they still look like fucking dog shit..all that effort…it’s good comedy…on Christmas Eve Eve and every day…
All these people just try so fucking hard…but don’t let that discourage you from being a useless mooch do nothing degenerate…which is far better than trying…because they are just going to fail anyway…
I don’t know what sex games or sex moves are good for Christmas Eve Eve romance, but I’ll assume clicking the stepLINKS is part of it…
Sofia Richie is on a Jetski in a THong
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Mikayla Demaiter Put Her Cake on Display in a Thong
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Kylie Jenner is Busting Out
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Blonde Girl’s Boiling Water Challenge fail
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Charlotte McKinney is on the Beach in a Bikini
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Renee Olstead Brings the Christmas Cheer
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Wanda Icardi in the Shower is an Early Christmas Gift
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Santa Killer
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Olivia Munn Cleavage!
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Bianca Gascoigne Nipple Pokies in a Cat Suit!
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Here’s Why Almost All Christmas Music Is From The 1940’s And 1950’s!
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This Michael Davis Comic is Good
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Katherine McNamara’s in her Bikini Bottoms on a Boat
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Hot Surf Sister’s Turned 18
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Happy Holidays from Trainer Kenzie Mariano
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Man Kissing Rat on Train…
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Weird dude at the waterpark
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Guy Brushes Teeth With Fireworks!
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Claustrophobia Inducing Cave Exploration
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21 People Who Thought they were Ugly
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Celebs speak out to support John Mulaney after entering rehab
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Megan Thee Stallion Photoshoot
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James Harden’s Status for Rockets Opener Up in the Air After Video of Him at a Strip Club Surfaces
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Liquor Store Fail
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Otters Are The Most Feared Animals In The Animal Kingdom!
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4 Million Dollar Foam Maker
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Sex and the City may do the HBO Max reboot thing
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Video Shows Rajon Rondo’s Girlfriend Punching a Woman During an Altercation in a Parking Garage
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Ryan Reynolds In His First TV Show!
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Referees Losing her Cool!
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Katy Perry pretended to be Zooey Deschanel to get into clubs
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Jay Glazer Took a Call About Deflategate While He Was Having Sex
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The ‘Iron Crotch’ Kung Fu Practice In China!
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Traffic at the Airport in France
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IG Model Antje Utgaard and Her Basketball,
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Guy Gets Badly Roasted By Stormtrooper!
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Pack of Wolves Hunting…in Yellowstone
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This Dad Loves Embarrassing His Teenage Daughter!
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Cow Catches Snowflakes with Tongue
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Bella Hadid Loves her Calvins
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A relatable “FUTURE PLANS” meme
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Walking the Plank!
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Twitch Streamer Tries To Differentiate Between Pornstars And Porn Athletes!
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Jessica Alba in a Photoshoot
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Artistic Nudes of Raluca Bidian!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Anja Rubik is Nude in Vogue
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Jessica Alba in Women’s Health Looking Hot
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Isabela Merced Looking Hot
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Olivia Wilde at the Gas Station
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From stepSMUT!!
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Belle Delphine’s Christmas Fuck
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Santa’s Sled
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WTF was Taht?
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Clear Chrirstmas Dildo
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Changing Room Selfies
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Lauren Phillips Big Christmas Tits
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19 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Another Christmas Themed Dildo
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Pussy Mounds
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Bakery BOOTY
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Public Bathroom Lesbian Pussy Eaters – Caught
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Naked Blonde by the Shower
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Slutty Secretaries
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Orgasm from Hell
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Lesbians in the Changing Room
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Big Boob Reveal
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Attacked by Tits
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Fat Chick Fucking a Candy Cane
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Asia Rae Stripping
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Buttplug and a Glove
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Girl Bald Pussy Licking
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Canadian Girlfriend…
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Blonde Chick Masturbates
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Young Fit Couple
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Pee Time Weirdness
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Scarlett in the Butthole
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Rainbow Dildo Reveal
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Busty Elf
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Sluts being Sluts!
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2020
23
Dec
Bella Thorne in Underwear for Christmas Eve Eve of the Day
I don’t know if she’s a gift, but likely a gift that keeps on giving to those that get their tongue burnt by what looks to be a stank ass pussy, you know herpes shit…she gets around….all these weirdo youtube kids try to outdo each other in weirdness because being into sex and being graphic about sex is edgy cuz porn is cool or something….all rich and in their early 20s for other people not in the LA youtuber scene to idolize because youtube is life…but they all integrate with each other to cross promote each other and monetize together….and for some reason one of the stops on the youtuber fame train is Bella Thorne who has fucked them all…even Canadian sugar babies….and I don’t care, the more vile, porn influenced, perverted in public for monetization and views, the more interesting the content being put out there becomes…keep getting naked or half naked and selling that shit cuz it’s better than working at the mall girls. FOLLOW this leader..I mean she was on Disney and has so many followers, that’s all that matters right…
Posted in:Bella Thorne
2020
23
Dec
Rainey Qualley Bra of the Day
Rainey Qualley is the hotter of the Qualley sisters, who in the event you didn’t know are Andie Macdowell’s daughter, who in the event you didn’t know was a model turned actress and after raising her kids in North Carolina’s trendiest of places at the base of the Great Smokies, they’ve decided to do big city things, that involves making and releasing music, because what the fuck else is a daughter of some industry person to do to make a living despite having a trust fund even if you think Andie Macdoweell can’t be THAT rich, I mean what’s she even been in….
I think she’s around 30, which is pretty old to hop onto this “I am famous because my mom is famous, let’s grow our social media audience because people LOVE celebrity kids”….but bras were worn my friends…which in this era of no bras is quite ironic..but I guess she can take these risks with her marketing like not showing her tits because she’s got that famous mom to fall back on….you know how it is. Modest is the hottest, but I still prefer the butthole pics.
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2020
23
Dec
Weed Wednesday of the Day
The problem with Weed Wednesday is that the girls who are trying to be weed influencers or weed activists or who integrate weed into their nude content to appeal to the weed smoking dudes of the world…figuring finding a niche like they were Olivia Munn and weed was NERD SHIT…is a way to get that following to sell butthole pics too…while being an influencer or just nude without the prop would be too competitive because all girls are doing it…so the talent pool of girls who smoke weed ends up being girls who look like they smoke too much weed, all those munchies and all that laziness takes a toll on their existence…but the occasional hot girl trying to switch up her content incorporates the weed into their content to just show the weed girls in their weed community that hot girls smoke weed too…so this is for the hot girls who smoke weed and I guess the losers who smoke weed and love to stare at girls who get naked smoking weed because everything done naked is better than non naked…even when it’s not..
Posted in:Weed
2020
23
Dec
Charlotte Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence made a video dedicated to her hard nipple that she pretended was about her dog because you can’t just be out here posting nipple videos, I mean not when you want to be taken seriously as a musical artist…I mean sure you can, they all do, but Charlotte is high profile, her mom was on the Drew Carey show, so she matters more than other girls do…and doesn’t need to do the same low level tactics of hard nipples to get seen….or maybe it’s just convenient that braless titty is the style, so that leaving the house gives perverts boners, but also makes the girls chasing clout or attention seem less desperate…it’s just style man…style I am into because hard nipples allow us to visualize the tit without doing much guesswork and although hard nipples not being hardcore enough to jack off to unless you’re stunted, retarded or weird…it’s still a better way to showcase tit.
The best thing about Charlotte Lawrence i that she’s emailed the site to take down her pics, she’s not a fan….which makes her hard nipples more fun because I like girls who hate me more than girls who don’t…I’m not quite into the penis shaming, or ball busting that other people who like being hated by women level of being into women hating me…but historically…the women who hate me are the hottest….but when all women hate you…it’s probably just a numbers game…you know statistics…where the 1% of girls who don’t hate me have something wrong with them that draws me to the ones who do hate me. It’s all so confusing.
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2020
23
Dec
Lily Collins Post Anorexia Body of the Day
Lily Collins is Phil Collins daughter who you’d likely want to cum in her hair tonight, because she’s a famous skinny actress who is actually working. I’ve seen her in some shit, I just don’t remember any of it, mainly because I get drunk and don’t pay attention as everything we are surrounded by is dog shit…from porn to influencers…youtubers to celebrities…social media wokeness…and whining..it’s just all garbage so I prefer staring at walls…
What I will say is that Lily Collins is skinny and thst goes a long way with me because there just aren’t enough skinny bitches out there anymore…it’s a dying size…and that’s unfortunate because fat is disgusting..
She has come out with EATING DISORDERs that I guess she’s over, you know poor little rich kid with a really famous and rich dad that likely ignored her cuz he has other kids, forces her way into acting so that he will finally be proud of her or at least see her on his daily website tour…because you know Phil Collins is reading all the “What’s coming to netflix” stories…when he’s not drumming in Genesis or for his own 80s iconic sound..
I like to hope girls with eating disorders never get over them, because the idea of them getting fat is the real tragedy…not dying to be skinny..anyway, she’s skinny and I respect that.
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Posted in:Lily Collins
2020
23
Dec
Workout Wednesday of the Day
Workout Wednesday is supposed to be slutty girls being slutty in the GYM, but I guess with COVID and Gyms closed, these girls are more about the post workout body they’ve been building, because girls after their workouts are statistically horny and ready to cum, maybe the hormones, all jacked on testosterone, or maybe they just feel good with their muscle swole, I don’t fucking know, I don’t do that whole fitness thing…but I appreciate girls who do, because a fit life is a better life, but also better for us to look at, which is really what it’s all about in this superficial world…the fat and the soft are far less appealing than those who try to be fit, and sure not all these “workout girls” are at their prime, but at least they are trying instead of eating cake and cookies saying shit like “Don’t tell me I’m not healthy because I am fat, only my doctor knows that”….or whatever other body positivity LIE they push on us…fuckers.
Posted in:Workout
2020
23
Dec
Phoebe Combes Corona Time of the Day
Phoebe Combes is some Australian model who you’ve never heard of, but who has 140k followers on instagram which is basically the equivalent of zero, but she occasionally posts some bathing suit, or sleazy content, I guess you have to if you want to stay relevant in this era of girls as hot as her choosing the “sell pics of my butthole” approach to content production, it’s an easier hustle…and really even with 140k folloers the chances of this bitch becoming anything substantial, like a household name is pretty fucking low….I would bet that she won’t actually make it too much further than where’s she at right now, but that’s just based on her not selling pics of her butthole….that could all change when she finally decides to sell pics of her butthole, but we’re not there yet, I guess.
Where we are at is a one piece, when she’s got a body for a 2 piece, doing a CORONA joke, because it wasn’t overdone back in March when all this happened…”CORONA TIME” we know the fucking joke already….and the joke is really the virus in and of itself as far as I am concerned….and not so much the name…but I’m the kind of guy setting the groundwork to be “Anti covid activist dies of covid”. for the world to laugh at me…you know…because I started this out as a comedy site, but no one gets my jokes, so might as well finally make people laugh…
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