Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is […]
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2017
18
Jul
Heidi Klum in Fishnets of the Day
Heidi Klum shameless….on instagram…becasue slutty is what she does…she was a lingerie model.. With a history of being a dirtbag since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe […]
2017
07
Jul
Heidi Klum Tight Skirt of the Day
Heidi Klum in a tight skirt holding her body in….because she’s old and has been banged out so many times by SEAL huge cock that she has 12 kids to show for it…so when she leaves the house she needs some Nazi Germany style medical devices to keep her all in tact…which is convenient since […]
2017
31
May
Heidi Klum Naked of the Day
Heidi Klum is naked – which is a far cry from German scat porn she was detined for, but a little racy for the victoria’s secret starlet – who is not old, beat up, and still amazing because a little weather happens you miss out on all that is importnat…like posting pussy selfies…I am into […]
2017
19
Apr
Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy
I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children…. We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is […]
2017
14
Apr
Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day
Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off… You know….10 days of vacation – with only two […]
2017
10
Apr
Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day
Here’s some Heidi Klum trying to Amy Winehouse and go back to black….because you know as you get older, your vagina gets bigger, and has new requirements…especially after you spent your 30s getting fucked by voice of an Angel, real life beauty and beast, Seal….with a penis the size of a average man’s thigh…..something only […]
2017
06
Apr
Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day
I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me…. I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. […]
2017
30
Jan
Heidi Klum’s Cleavage and others at the Harper’s Bazaar Cocktail Party of the Day
I guess with every bullshit award show comes bullshit parties for the bullshit people who are at the bullshit award show or bullshit people who want to be at the award shows to go…you know people like dressing up and being part of some exclusive event designed to perpetuate the lie that is hollywood… Oh […]
2017
09
Jan
Heidi Klum Killer Tits on a Balcony in Miami of the Day
These were likely shot from a super zoom that softens up her old lady features….like scars on her tits from the implants, or the lift, because she’s 50 years old and a mom of many black babies with Seal who’s kiss of a rose is actually his massive cock…that probably destroyed her over and over […]