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2020

01

Jul

Julia Majewska Eating Ice Cream of the Days

I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but it’s JULY and JULY is for Ice Cream eating….

I haven’t left the house in about 14 years so I don’t know if people are still doing the ice cream thing, you know since it isn’t vegan, since it is full of sugar, since it involves leaving the house….

I do know that ice cream eating is one of the most inappropriate things that a motherfucker can eat….it’s such an inappropriate act that a dude can’t eat ice cream because you look like a faggot or at least become appeal to faggots with every provocative lick to the ice cream cone…but when ladies get on that…it makes everyday life a fucking deep throat cream dripping off face and tongues porn….

This naughty ice cream eater is named Julia Majewska

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2020

01

Jul

Bitches on Boats for July of the Day

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There was once a time I used to party, never a scenester, but always a drunk….so I’d find myself amongst the weirdest fucking people in the weirdest places and one of those weirdo people was some dude who didn’t even own a car, because he spent his car money on a boat.

We are based in Canada, so I thought it was a little weird that you’d spend your car money on a boat, seeing as you can only use it two maybe three months a year if you’re into being cold….

It wasn’t a baller ass boat, it was probably under 5,000 dollars and the motherfucker had it docked at a marina for the 2-3k a year….seemed idiotic….so when I asked him what the deal with the boat was, assuming he was some sort of skipper in a past life, or maybe into fishing or watersports….not the peeing on each other porn category but wake boarding or whatever….he said…”the pussy is ridiculous”….

So dude, who had some rotted out piece of shit boat that cost more to store it than to buy it, was loading the boat up with girls who would play around in their bikinis being hot, he basically had a WAITING list for girls and he could be selective about the girls…in a no guys allowed sort of just him and the girls kind of thing….because bitches love boats that much….even shitty boats owned by losers….

Not to mention, this was a time before girls were whores craving an IG pic, when bikinis weren’t an everyday thing, when it was RARE to see a girl in a bikini….which AMPLIFIED the whole thing.

I still don’t have a boat, but always saw the value in boats, since it’s JULY, here are some bitches on boats, because I assure you if you buy a boat, you’ll get a line up of half naked pussy too….even a piece of shit boat….because girls needs content now…and are sluttier now…so if you can…get a damn boat..

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2020

01

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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I fancy myself as a desensitized pervert fuck who has been exposed to all the grossest fucking shit on the internet for the last 25 years, I got online in 1995 and the first thing I did was look up weirdness…the internet was a great place when things that are now seen as normal was only for freaks and watching the freaks doing their freak things was always a good laugh in a “this exists, what the fuck”…..

From Asian girls puking in each other’s mouths to the more viral classics of fecalphilia or whatever shit fetish is called…I’ve seen a lot of shit…that the kids who now recreationally eat each other’s unshowered asses won’t understand as being as shocking, revolutionary or “what the fuck, this exists”..they are so spoiled…

I will say that Wet Spot Wednesday, despite how desensitized I am, still grosses me out, so it’s like finding out I’ve still got a soul or something, maybe that’s why I do it.

Don’t get me wrong, I like a wet pussy as much as the next pervert, I’d drink pints of pussy juice if there was a “Smoothie Bar” designed like that…..I even like wet pussy when it soaks through panties, but out of context, when just chilling staring at the screen, some of these are a bit too fucking chunky a mucus for me….and I’ve got a pretty big threshold…so without further ado, here’s Wet Spot Wednesday

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2020

01

Jul

Weirdness…and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Woman Told She Can’t Have Dog in Store

Canadian Cop Rapping…

Woman Causes a Scene in Costco over the masks

Karens VS Protestors

Door Dash Driver Drives Through Protestors

Dog Passing ball Back

WASTED!

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2020

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How’s that fight against racism and sexual predators working out? What about that pandemic hustle? Fun right?

I just know when I see white people speak for “all people” or black people because all lives matter only after black lives matter…I just see a bunch of racist fucks who compartmentalize these groups…and make assumptions for those groups…and act like the ambassador to those groups because they assume their voice is louder and will be heard….in what I would say is from an entitled place, looking down on those groups they are pretending to defend….

Then I see people like Beyonce, who is a billionaire black woman married to Jay-Z who is a billionaire black men crying about racism….to which I saw, well I guess that racism thing worked out nicely for you entitled fucks…who are also racist against non-rich people because when was the last time you saw Jay-Z selling crack on the streets like he used to…it just seems like a lot of bullshit…

I think the real problem is the rich vs the poor….

Then the whole #metoo thing, doing the holier than thou thing, while I know that they all have some fucked up porn history on their computer because they jerk off to fucked up shit while pretending they have this high moral code….the porn sites are still thriving because all you fucks are jerking off to the weird shit they are peddling that I think is the REAL evil in the world….because people can’t handle porn, they can’t even handle gone with the wind and think it’s a fake story or a “MOVIE”…so they bring that porn weirdness into their everyday lives..just not when they’re trying to take down “predators” and “racists”…..

It’s the evangelical gay conversion therapy preacher getting caught doing meth in a moth with a bunch of rent boys being gay for pay…..on a BROADER scope..because they are all guilty…

Oh and this whole KAREN thing, doesn’t that just reaffirm that women are fucking crazy and when left to fend for themselves they just go fucking mental. Isn’t that just a confirmation that maybe this equality thing isn’t quite where it needs to be when it comes to gender…and that maybe traditional gender roles aren’t all that bad? It’s like you let a woman vote, get work, get a manager position, maybe even EQUAL pay and next thing you know she’s having breakdowns screaming racist shit in Walmart…

Here are some links in the morning…

Old Polish Guy is Drinking the Hand Sanitizer….
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Did You Miss This? Girl in Leggings Pretending she’s a Dog….to go Viral…
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Paul George’s Girlfriend is Doing a Great Job Pimping Swimwear
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Phoebe Tonkin is Off the Market…
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Bikini Model for July
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This Anti-Masker has a Message for Ya’ll
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Cat Debates Hitting Dog
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Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence and His Girlfriend Marissa Mowry Hit the Beach
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Alexandra Sollima Nude Model in Men’s Underwear…
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Guy Saves Vehicles Stuck on the Beach
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2020

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world may be a horrible place, at least on the internet, everything is just nuts and not in a bust a nut kind of way you’d expect with all the hot chicks getting naked but in an intense and crazy and political and combative way…it’s really outrageous….

Well to make things worse, or even more complicated….remember that one of the girls you jerk off to on CAM, or in porn, or on OnlyFans and premium SNAP, or reddit…could be one of your illegitimate daughters you had one night 20 years ago with a hooker…assuming you’re not a virgin incel fuck who can’t get laid, has never been able to get laid….and I just gave you a new narrative to masturbate to thanks to having masturabted to everything else…”maybe I’m your dad who fucked your hot mom and neglected you, you like that don’t you”….as he tips her tokens…..which is already a well established, longstanding, pre-existing fetish…because the internet is a horrible place and everything is nuts…but used to be nuts in a bust a nut way..and not in this intense, crazy, combative political way…..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Barbara Palvin the Poser in a Bathing Suit!
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Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo Star in Their Own Chick-fil-A Commercial
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Pam Anderson Appreciation Post!
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Katherine McNamara is Still Dating a Dummy!
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Paige Spiranac Has a Great Idea to Solve the Mask Debate “Masks On, Bras Off”
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Kylie Jenner’s Barley There Bra!
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All Eyes on Kate Beckinsale!
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Gigi & Bella Hadid Spend Clodse to 20 Million on NY Penthouses
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Strange Woman in Leggings Thinks She Is A Dog
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Woman Just Casually Parks Car On Top Of Another Car
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The Man Who Shares His Apartment’s Planter With A Family Of Eurasian Eagle Owls
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CamSoda Offers UCLA a $205 Million Sponsorship Deal
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Getting Ready with Topless Rita Ora!
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Staying Fit with Jessica Alba!
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Corgi Doesn’t Like His New Baby Brother
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Got Your Truck Stuck In A Hole? Here Is How To Get It Out!
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What Makes It Easy For You To Spot A Bad Green Screen?
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Stephen A. Smith Thinks the NBA Bubble is Going to be Violated by Sexually Frustrated Players
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Ireland Baldwin Takes a Selfie!
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Bebe Rexha Titty Grab for Inclusivity!
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber’s Road Trip!
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Journalist At A Blind Date Show Caught By Cila Black
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Morgan Freeman Talks About The Racial Problem And Solves It Under A Moment
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Former UFC Fighter Cindy Dandois Started an OnlyFans Account Due to the COVID-19 Lockdown
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Carmella Rose Goes Nude-ish!
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini!
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Alysha Newman Celebrates Her Birthday Poolside in a Bikini
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Lucero Gomez and her Inspiring New Swimwear Trend!
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Victoria Swarovski Bikini Heiress!
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Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste Gets Topless to Announce Her Pregnancy
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Woman Gives Birth In A Parking Lot
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Cardinals WR Jermiah Braswell Charged With OVI After Wrecking His Car into Lake Erie
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What the Fuck Kind of Airbag is This
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Eiza Gonzalez is Braless in LA
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Idiot Runs into the Jet Stream
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Lucy Hale in Leggings!
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Ariel Winter in Leggings!
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Jennifer Garner Ass in Leggings
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini….
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Robin Holzken – Victoria’s Secret
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Myleene Klass in a Pant Suit
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Amanda Holden in a Dress
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Em Rat Cow Legs Dog Walking
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Vanessa Kirby in Jeans
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Phoebe Price Playing Tennis!
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Bella Thorne Leaked Nudes
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Some Actress Named Marta Gastini’s Full Frontal
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2 Girls Masturbating to Porn Together
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Ginger Banks Claims Buttman Sexually Assaulted her – EFUKT – Has the TEA!
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They Call This Pussy Eater the DIVE BOMBER
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Arianna Ajtar Big Tits in a Bikini
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Snow Black Big Booty
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Pretty Alice and her Big tits/tiny nips
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Buttholes!
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Masturabting on the Patio
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Olivia Wilde Nude in 4k!
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Butthole Poker
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Brutal – NO CHANCE Videos
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Hot Neighbor Stripdown
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Naked Playboy Chick on a Boat being Hot
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Amateur BOOB SQUEEZER
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A Bunch of Random Photos
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The WEIRDEST Porn Ever
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Walmart Stripper Dance!
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2020

30

Jun

Rita Ora’s Titty Pics are Making the Rounds Again of the Day

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With all the 15 minutes of shame or what others are calling No Fun Club and Cancel Culture going on, it’s safe to say that the internet doesn’t forget…people are digging through blog archives, song lyrics, celeb interviews, looking for times they faltered or said something that by today’s standards would be racy or offensive….Norman Lear and his Archie Bunker character who drops the N-Bomb at least once has not yet gone down…but they got Carl Reiner….who’s next?

Point being, internet doesn’t forget works in all of our favor when it doesn’t involve unemployed activists trying to take down people…between taking spread asshole pics for their only fans….so that they can be vapid celebrities that are one day taken down too….

So when the internet works in our favor, we get to revisit NUDE photos of whoever had they nude photo uploaded to the internet….and today’s old nude making a comeback is Rita Ora’s great tits, tits that really gave her a career, because despite saying she’s a popstar or a singer, we’ve never heard her sing, but we have seen her tits, and her tits are great enough to get invited to all the hollywood events…and even to some hollywood bedrooms…keeping the UK Kosovo Albanian around…

So here they are in a pic that is recircling…it’s not new, but it’s not bad…

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2020

30

Jun

Arianny Celeste Ready to Drop Fetish Pics of the Day

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I remember the first time I picked up a pregnant chick porno back in the late 80s at my favorite magazine stand….it was called Ready to Drop and in a lot of ways it has stuck with me for my entire life…not because I liked the dilated cervixes or the water breaking level of pregnancy these desperate models who clearly were in DIRE need to get money to fund their kid’s college education, unless it was for crack…the late 80s was a simpler time for sex work, when the sex workers were all degenerate bottom feeding desparate fucks…rather than middle class girls looking for followers….it wasn’t mainstream…

It stuck with me because it meant pervert dudes were into pregnant chicks spreading their pregnant cunts while lactacting from their big pregnant nipples….repulsive really…at least to someone who finds pregnancy totally alien and confusing despite it keeping our species alive…I just think babies growing inside humans is unnatural…even if it is natural…I can’t relate…

So who are the pregnant fetishists? Why are they into that? Is it because they are so fucking lonely they crave knocking a bitch up and going through that husband of a pregnant chick fucking his baby’s face everytime he fucks his wife struggle…or were they just so perverted that they fell into this “new” and exciting kind of pussy….seeing a woman being her most womanly…how could that not be sensual….to anyone without a brain who sees a HUGE fucking Basketball gut hanging out….which is appropriate since Celeste’s baby daddy is a basketball player:

Here is her tribute to her baby / her announcement that she gave to US WEEKLY…milk it…like you milk that BBALL dick with that UFC Vegas Show Girl Pussy yo.

Dear Baby,

I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life! I promise to teach you about the beauty of the world and to love with no restrictions or division. In turn, you have already taught me so much about kindness, empathy, and faith. Through all of this chaos, you have helped me to stay strong and grounded. You are already loved soooooo much!! I can’t wait to meet you my baby!

Love,
Mommy

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2020

30

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is one of these disconnected celebrities who is reposting memes all day to overthrow the American government. Flexing her celebrity to save the world…but I have a feeling that Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t even run her own instagram and that whoever does is the one taking this angle because celebrities are puppets to a bigger Geppetto which in her case is actually Geppetto because she was created by DISNEY and DISNEY’s puppet master of choice is Pinoochio’s creepy sex doll making dad..

POINT BEING….she takes time from her Black Lives Matter, See People’s Struggles, bullshit meme repurposing…to put up some slutty content of herself for the fans to still want to jerk off to her…you know to get those likes and follows…they are a currency…especially for someone as trash as High School Musical’s own….Vanessa Hudgens..

I do like that she was the first to have leaked nudes, I liked that she didn’t shave her cunt for those nudes, I felt like she was an innovative hipster at Disney who didn’t get fired for being a whore…it meant something…but now I just see her sitting in her mansion that being a vapid twat on TV got her…with her Filipino mom who is out here living that American dream…and I wonder whether she’s even met a poor person besides her mom’s family back in Manilla…does she really have any authority or opinion on the division of America…perched in her castle…she doesn’t get the plight of the working man, black people, or fucking anyone…as far as she’s concerned she’s in the Happiest Place on Earth….so get the fuck out of here with your manipulative brain washing memes that she doesn’t even stand by…because prior to it being trendy…all bitch was doing was song and dance and other vapid and useless things like going to Coachella…her big event of the year…not giving a fuck about anyone…probably ignoring homeless people as she got her smoothies or whatever it is these idiots eat….

So yay, fuck Vanessa Hudgens and her bullshit activism because it’s not fucking real and her behavior goes against all that she’s preaching…it just looks good on IG to the fans cuz it’s trending…media manipulating Disney created fuck.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2020

30

Jun

Victoria Germyn Hot Model Shoot of the Day

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Victoria Germyn is an IMG model, which may not mean anything to anyone, especially in this era of everyone being a model, but she’s still signed to a “reputable” agency that has been around for a long fucking time….which is better than most instagram models who don’t need actual agencies because they make millions off Only Fans or shitty brand deals like they are some scaled down Kardashian….

I still like seeing models with actual representation because I am an old as fuck dinosaur and that means that they’ve past some sort of test to make it as a model…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I just know that this model who you can see more of on her INSTAGRAM …but her toplessness playing pool with her friends in a thong bathing suit is pretty much more interesting than her instagram….

I like her look.