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2020

17

Apr

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

So Kara Del Toro, who is actually not Kara Del Toro anymore because she’s married, is out here with her big instagram tits in a bikini the way they were meant to be, or at least they way they’ve always been, hence the reason she’s an instagram personality with all her followers….

Her new name is JEWELL….which is probably how she sees herself and hence the reason for the costume change…you know from one stripper name to the next….both suit her aesthetic of tits just fine…

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2020

17

Apr

Kelly Rowland Nipples of the Day

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I could have gone through life without seeing Kelly Rowland nipples, not that I actually see Kelly Rowland nipple in these pics, but I am told they are there.

Kelly Rowland , the third Destiny Child, but not the most forgotten Destiny child out here showing her tits 20 years after the first Destiny Child album, before being dropped by Beyonce after Beyonce decided to make a deal with the devil / her father to be the stand out star….who basically rode this bitch hard….to convert that success into her own top level stardom…I mean she’s Beyonce and Kelly Rowland is not…but she is 39 years old and doing this shit…..maybe times are tough and feedback is being craved…I can see how that would happen being the spoke in Beyonce’s career rather than your own human…

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2020

17

Apr

January Jones Ass Slap of the Day

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January Jones wants you to look down her shirt at her 42 year old cleavage, because it’s been a tactic she has used her entire life to get people to give her want she wants in life….which I assume is a career as an actress…or maybe it’s a child out of wedlock that the father’s identity is kept secret for whatever reason, but one I like to call BITCH GOT PAID OFF…

I figure there’s a lot hotter than a 42 year old mom who was in a few TV shows showing the smallest amount of mom cleavage…I am sure the Tampon aisle at the drug store has more near menopause tit than this even during the COVID crisis..but that’s just based on my experience of spending hours in the tampon aisle to congratulate women for being women by asking if I can have a vile of their period blood for my feminist period art inspired masturbation…

RIGHT.

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2020

17

Apr

Hilary Duff Bath Drunk of the Day

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Here’s some Hilary Duff in a bathtub drinking wine because she’s a typical 30 year old mom taking some alone time to decompress from her exhausting kids now that they aren’t in school and the nanny can’t distract them enough to give Duff her alone time….it’s pretty fucking lazy parenting…that whole mom blogger “I need to self care” in some ceremonial candle lit, glass of wine, bath masturbation…it’s gotta be some white girl shit…

But since I know some of you want to drink Hilary Duff’s bath water, while others of you want to drink her toilet water….it’s worth a post.

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2020

17

Apr

Naughty Nurses on the Front Lines of the Day

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Naughty Nurses are the fetish of the day, only because they are the front line heroes helping, except the ones who are contaminated with the virus and bringing it into Old Folks homes killing off everyone around.

If anything Nurses are the new HIV positive pussy you got to stay the fuck away from….only their HIV is COVID…

I get that we need healthcare workers to change the diapers, administer the meds, and help us not die. It’s important work.

I just don’t get why some of the people doing it are producing smut on their shift for dudes to jack off to.

I guess it just comes down to us all being perverts…that must be it…everyone a fucking pervert!

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2020

17

Apr

Megan Fox Doesn’t Know How Masks Work of the Day

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I’ve gone over this before and that’s that any of the whore celebs you see doing menial errands are on some publicity tour to get seen. They are tipping off the paparazzi because in normal life…celebs don’t do grocery shopping or errands…they pay groupie losers to be their assistants and they make those assistants RUN all their commoner / peasant tasks.

I find it very hard to believe that all of a sudden, celebs want to be out in stores during a pandemic….the one time you’d want to sacrifice your shitty assistants…

Then there’s the whole mask thing, where you can’t tell the celeb is a celeb becasue they are masked. You’d have to have a tipped off paparazzi to know it was an actual celeb.

IT IS ALL LIES…

Then there’s Megan Fox who doesn’t even know how masks work, she’s got it on for show an wants ya’ll to see her old mom of three face that dropped out when she was at her hottest and now looks like some IG sugar baby….too dumb to figure out how masks work

Fuck Megan Fox and fuck her outfit choice. If you’re going to get out there and get seen, wear some of your lingerie from the brand you own you 40 year old mom fuck.

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Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2020

17

Apr

Stella Hudgens Bikini Cleavage of the Day

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Two of my favorite things when it comes to bullshit garbage celebrities are:

1- the children of celebrities because they are all fucked up rich kids who lived this really weird fucking life since their parents don’t actually have real jobs but have stupid levels of money and access…leading to people using them from a young age to get to their parents…always in their shadows…

2 – celebrity siblings, who are hot in their own right and if their sister wasn’t sold to the Mouse Ears at a young age, she could have had some level of fame of her own, but instead was reduced to SISTER…which comes with lots of feelings of inadequacies…while having feelings of importance because of their last name…making for a weird barely recognized, possibly cunty because it feels deserved, but deep down inside they know they are barely second string.

So Stella Hudgens is awesome to me….whether she’s got her tits hanging out in a bikini / bathing suit or not….all because of the vagina she was shat out of. Hot.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2020

17

Apr

Woman Freaks out in Underwear on Stream and Other Videos of the Day

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The Coffin Dance…

Bear Exploring….

Shooting Intruders

Dude Tries to Run from the Authorities…

Dumb Bitch Gets Bit by a Parrot

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2020

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why people are having a hard time with this chilling at home, if anything it should make people never want to commute again. I get that some people are totally alone and aren’t used to that, but fucking ride the voices in your head and the hallucinations as hard as you can, what the fuck else do you have to do.

I don’t know about you, but I think there’s nothing worse than when ugly girls who get their faces jacked up so that they look like porn sluts, they get their hair and make-up done so they look like porn sluts, they get their tits done so that they look like pornstars and they work out and starve themselves out so they get bodies like porn stars….despite pornstars being disgusting and usually not the object of fitness…more the object that puts things in her cunt on video which is enough to matter in this era….there’s some nasty porn chicks, I am using porn chick in a FIGURATIVE way….but yeah…nothing worse than ugly chicks who forget they are ugly and think and act like hot chicks….

So why is anyone mad at COVID and the forced vacation the world is under, when ugly chicks are out here pulling off fraud worse than COVID fraud on senior citizens…at least in the grand scheme of things..because who cares about seniors.

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Some Chick Named Lina Lorenza Nude by the Water
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Airplane Lands on Busy Highway
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The Simpson’s Get Trippy
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Dog Misses Family During Pandemic
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Elsa Hosk New Bodysuit
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Kat Stratford is Nude!
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Johnny Depp Joins Instagram!
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COVID battle in NYC Hospitals!
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Sofia Vergara’s Handbag Campaign
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2020

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was expecting more people to go nuts in this lockdown shit….

It is unfortunate that people haven’t lost their minds quite as hard as I would have liked to have seen them lose their minds when they jobs, businesses, lives were basically robbed of them for a virus….

I am sure you once thought if there was a Global pandemic, you’d be allowed to face it if you were willing, open your store, if you chose to….but as it turns out no one cares…and are signing up to the being microchipped or at least blood tested by airlines to board them, stores to enter them, etc…

Like where is the civilian uprising? There isn’t one…everyone just chilling, producing content, getting into the swing of the retired life and loving it…

Work fucking sucks…living, even within the confines of your home…is not working…so I’m with you…ride this out couch side, snack in hand, in your underwear living what is actually YOUR best life, your dream life…

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Rita Ora’s Mars Attacks Cosplay
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Puddle of Mudd’s Horrible Nirvana Cover – may be old – but is so bad!
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Holy Sonders is Looking for a New Quarantine Partner and She’s Hot!
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Women’s Soccer Star Alex Morgan Working Out When Pregnant
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Sofia Vergara’s Handbag Campaign
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Emily Ratajkowski Handbra
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Hailee Steinfeld Braless!
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Odell Beckham Jr Got HANDSY with his Model Girlfriend
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Malin Ackerman Hard Nips
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Coca Cola and Toothpaste!
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Danielle DeNicola Hot Cosplay Girl
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Hailey Beiber’s Cameltoe!
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Sydney Sweeney’s in a Wifebeater
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Grace Elizabeth’s Lingerie Shoot
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Idiot Toilet Paper Hoarder Fail
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The 50 Accents of America
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Kendra Sunderland TITTIES
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Crop Top
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Katerina Shiryaeva is a Mannequin
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Paris Hilton is Still Hot in her New Shoot
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Carmella Rose’s Horrible FULL FRONTAL!
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Groundhog Eating Pizza
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Mill Exploding
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Halle Berry Does Pillow Challenge
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Hot Bikini Photoshoot
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Taiwan Issues Fake Baseball Fans!
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Christ the Redeemer Lit Up as a Doctor….
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Cassie Ventura – THICK
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Emmy Rossum as Angelyne
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Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Throwback
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Lindsey Vonn Bikini Bath
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Erin Andrews Legs
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Megan Fox in a Mask
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Lily Collins Hot Skinny Legs
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Malin Akerman’s Hard Nips Walk Dogs
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Elisabetta Canalis Weird LA Workout in Bike Shorts
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Irina Shayk in Full Camo
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Ireland Baldwin is a Monster
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Pig at the Grocery Store
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BUTTHOLE of the Day
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9 WTF is That….
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Sluts on their Wedding Days
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A Bunch of Puts
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Em Rat Cow Tits in a Sheer Plastic Jacket
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POV Toy Fucking
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Amateur with Tits Gets Boned
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People Having a Shittir Day Than You
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Awesome Body!
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Cam Girl and her Giant DEEP THROAT
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Amateur Skinny Babe Trying to Get Internet Famous in Fishnets….
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Crazy Cam Girl Deep Throat
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Meanwhile in Quarantine
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