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2019

22

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Getting Slutty of the Day

Homewrecker LeAnn Rimes the homewrecking whore – is showing off her big bolt on tits…like a homewrecking whore would do – I feel like it is ultimately the dude’s responsibility to not fuck over his wife for a set of famous country singer fake tits – but if you’re the girl being incessant and coming on hard – planting ideas in his head – getting him excited like the temptress you are – you’re as fucking evil as the husband. It takes two to tango or some shit.

That said, LeeAnn Rimes is a country singer, and country fans are so fucking loyal, they are God’s people and trained to forgive, so to be a famous singer, you’re best off being a Country singer because the fans will support you when you stray from the message of the Good Lord…they’ll always welcome you back in…and they will always buy your CDs cuz they don’t understand technology and still use CDs…silly Country Folks…and their simple minds.

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2019

22

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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I am such a huge fan of Maria Menounos and her Greek anal loving ways that I had no idea she had a brain tumor removed….

It happened in 2017, but she’s still talking about it, work every angle you got…

It wasn’t a real cancerous brain tumor that you’d expect a person who talks about brain tumors to help elevate their careers or position as a brain tumor influencer…but she still had it ripped out of her brain…and that’s fucking weird….and makes us all think “Maybe we all have brain tumors too we just aren’t fancy motherfuckers with doctors and CT scans”…

In other Maria Menounos news, the entertainment news host who quit to start her own thing, who you can tell had bigger dreams for herself, but has done ok hosting gossip and finding a rich husband, just won Celebrity Family Feud….cuz if you tell people you’re a celeb enough, they’ll believe you.

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2019

22

Jul

Pissing Video on Publicly Traded Company’s Website of the Day

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The website is Instagram. The headline not entirely misleading.

It’s actual fact that facebook is evaluated at multi billion dollars because everyone uses it, therefore advertisers need to spend money there, while the company is also out there selling your data…as stockholders and amateur investors alike are buying into the nonsense that is popular…but that is also EVIL..as they control information to the masses. I don’t trust any of that shit….

But while disguising themselves as a tech giant, it’s really just a gutter fetish porn site, no different than this site, only we don’t let all the perverts upload their smut, even though we probably should…

Either way, FB piss video. Hot.

The world is a fucked up place and I guess FB is just shadowing that. Makes sense to me – you fucking perverts.

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2019

22

Jul

EUDOXIE YAO IS THE AFRICAN KIM KARDASHIAN of the Day

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They call her the African Kim Kardashian….and I can see why.

She looks exactly like Kim Kardashian looks to me, only with more substance and authenticity because she’s actually AFRICAN and not just culture vulturing.

Seriously, Kim K was raised white as fuck by her white mom and has barely got dark skin naturally. That shit is all a fucking act, where she’s carved out her market and is trying to live up to it….like Al Jolston or some shit…in BLACK FACE..

While EUDOXIE YAO is the real fucking deal…

The world is a disgusting place…

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2019

22

Jul

Kicked in the Balls By a Horse and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Middle Finger

Fight at Six Flags…

Bear Inside Car

Binge Drinking Winners

Dude Dodges Tree During Tornado

Dude Peeing on the Runway

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2019

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Women from the first round of tattoo craze, not the prison or gang people or bikers who were into tattoos before the tattoo craze, or that wild rocker in the 70s who got a tatoo on her ass, but when tattoos went officially mainstream, and everyone started getting full sleeves because everyone is a drone follower fuck are all in their 40s now and it is pretty terrifying at the public pool….I don’t know what’s worse, the full thigh tattoo on a thigh 5 times the size of when it was made 20 years ago…or the full belly tattoo…

I know, the “tattoo” not aging well has been a constant joke or observation, and anytime someone you know gets a tattoo you say it…but now….we are living it…experiencing it….it’s all around us.

I guess this is how psychics predicting the future feel when things start to play themselves out as they are meant to play out…or like how the scientists who invented AIDS to rid society of what they felt was evil….in the late 80s when everyone was dying from the shit….we saw it coming…..

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Dude Arrested for Locking Himself in Car to Avoid Sex with his Girl
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Birds Aren’t Real…
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Cardi B Wants You To Know She’s Not a Rapise…
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Anna Braga – 60 Year Old Slut in a Bikini / Bathing Suit…
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Dude Gets Kicked Down the Stairs
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Man Fined for Telling Kids at Playground Where babies Come From
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Kid Hides from Police…
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Near Miss with a Moose
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Kid Throws Away a Home Run Ball
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Jordyn Woods Thick at a Music Video Shoot
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Win Cash Playing Poker
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2019

22

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Big TIts Sucking it In of the Day

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Could Caroline Vreeland have tried to tie that bikini any tighter? Why does this look make me think of the butcher shop when they wrap the meat up in twine to hold all the fat together?

She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixture in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive fat tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with bloggers to fashion events, and still hasn’t made it.

She’s the OG influencer age, probably 30 now, who started in 2013 and still hasn’t made it.

She’s got a weird fucking body, but focus on how top heavy she is, cuz the rest of her, even with cosmetic injections is far less appealing.

It’s always funny to see someone, especially with fat tits, trying so hard to make it, not really make it to where they think they should make it, cuz even big tits don’t get hits anymore. Too much competition…but I am sure eher life is better than yours and that is what really matters.

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2019

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got to watching some catsuit wearing young jogger with her tits hanging out because the top of her catsuit was like a skimpy bikini top….which when joking makes those young titties bounce….and she was flipping her top ponytail with her fat mom…..

Far better than the live action CATS the Musical Movie…..more a cat I can fuck with…

On one hand, I wondered if she was working on her routine for Instagram as we are all, well not me, I don’t use social media, some kind of circus performer in the worst reality show that is your life…

On the other, I could see the future fat girl she will become like so many sluts of the past have become…

Which reminded me of a very important lesson in life…

To Live in the now not the future, the future is now…be in the moment..cuz cat suits on 18 year olds with fat tits is not her being her old fat mom yet..

That said, I get overnight diapers for menopausal women ads on my TUMBLR while looking for porn for the stepSMUT post I do…I wonder how that happened…

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PUSSY FLASH ON THE RUNWAY OF A TRENDY BRAND
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Trans Activist Sues Salon for Not Waxing “HER” Balls..
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Tornado Almost Crushes Man with Tree
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See Through Dress of the Day
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Titans Crewmember Killed
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Madonna Erotica
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Steve-O Dishes the Dirt on Celebs he Did Coke With…
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Flame Throwing Drone
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BIKER JUMPS OVER TOUR DE FRANCEE
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METH HEAD GOES TO WRONG HOUSE
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UFC Fighter Sent 16 Year Old Dick Pics
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The Most Admired Woman in the World
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Dead Goat is the Ball FUCKED
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Cop Forgot her Gun in the Men’s Bathroom…
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Beauty Queen Stripped of Here Crown for Being a Trump Supporter
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Eddie Murphy Making a Stand Up Comeback
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Cop Planting Drugs During Traffic Stop…
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Kristen Stewart Making Out with Stella Maxwell
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Students Think Obama’s Immigration Quote is Racist when they Think it is Trump
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Steph Curry Sings Show Tunes
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Gayest Thing You’ll See ALl Day
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Giant Fish Eats Bird…
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Wild ANimal Car Chase
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Hailee Steinfeld Big Cleavage on a Muppet Face
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Slutty Cosplay of the Day for Comicon…
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Lady Almost Gets Taken Out when Cutting the Treee
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5 Guys Arrested for Fighting at 5 Guys
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Is Becky G – Demi Lovato
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Isabela Moner Brings Boner
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Katy Perry Fat at Court – Hopefully Going to Jail for Raping Our Ears in a Bad Way…
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Chastain fat.
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Tricia Helfer on Scooter
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Chloe Bennet Dress
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Nicole Richie and her Implants
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Lohan Legs
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Kim Garner Red Dress
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My Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Fucking On the Bleachers
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Sluts in the Kitchen…..
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Emma Evins…
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Big Titty Bounce
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Turkey FUcker
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Girls Masturbating on Cam
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Know Your Surroundings
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Cute Slut
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AMazing Sex Moves
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Fatty Got the Moves
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Michelle Marsh Tits
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Two Girls Naked Together
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Conquering her Ass…
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UPSKIRTS!
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Subtitles on Japanese Porn is Interesting
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8 Reasons to Say WTF is That…
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Amazing Titty Bounce
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Cam Whore iN Spacee
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Big Tits in the Sand…
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2019

19

Jul

Paige VanZant Getting Slutty of the Day

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Paige VanZant is fucking awesome….

She is an ass kicker, strong fucking bitch who can kill me, which is hot in and of itself, but there’s something sweet and cute about her..

So I am all for her working the instagram feed the way she should…in provocative poses, teasing us, because when a woman is an athlete, with credibility, her being slutty on the instagram is clearly just for fun, it’s not a huge part of her job, and that makes it more sincere, lest forced, and hot.

She’s just out here doing this cuz she likes it, cuz she can, and if you don’t like it, she’ll just choke you the fuck out….

I do not watch the UFC. I don’t do marital arts or appreciate the skill. The idea of man on man in underwear grinding down is a little too fucking queer for me. But when they throw in girls to catfight, shit is like an old fashioned JELLO wrestle and there’s nothing but good in that…so despite hating UFC and the queerity it brings out in men…I like the idea of girls fighting to the death in cages cuz it’s hot…throw in some lingerie…..and it’s hotter.

What I am trying to say, but failing thanks to lack of communication skills, is that Paige VanZant is awesome and I am a fan. It doesn’t happen often. But it happened right here.

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2019

19

Jul

Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 22 year old daughter and she’s being all playful and half naked on the internet as all girls do. So thanks to Madonna diluting her genes with her hispanic lover at the time, she’s turned out to be kind of hot, despite looking like she’s pretty hairy….cuz I love bush…

I wonder (barely) how fucked up growing up as Madonna’s kid would be….you know with a narcissistic as fuck mom with an insane amount of money and access…it would be impossible for her to be well-rounded or normal in any fucking way – and impossible for her to not be ridiculously spoiled or entitled…never needing to work, always living in the shadow of her mom….but who cares…

I think it is collectively more important to look at her young enough body being slutty.

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