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2023

16

Oct

Leni Klum in Lingerie of the Day

Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores trying to get attention, money and live that model party life that has paid off many times over. If you don’t believe the polaroids of a 19 year old Heidi are that shit, CLICK THIS LINK TO CHECK THEM OUT….

Anyway, in her years of whoring around, making millions of dollars off brands, rich guys and lining up her future career as a TV producer and host, she let some of those rich guys drop loads in her and created LENI KLUM the bastard child with the tits….

I think Leni is by far the most interesting thing to come either inside or outside of Heidi Klum, it’s almost as if she’s a product of Eugenics, which I used to say about Heidi but now that I see her at 19, I think there may be some other extraneous strategies involved in her hot look….like PLASTIC SURGERY, not strategic breeding!

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2023

16

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs aren’t what’s for dinner but they should be “bitch, what’s for dinner” because as a mother, that is one of their key chores and most important mom duties…other than being available for sex after the kids are put down for the night….and raising the kids properly, with solid morals and values, so that they do better and have better lives than her….most notably…not resorting to posting nudes on the internet for money…..to pay for that baby formula or whatever the motivation of trying to find your mom sex appeal while being a mom, calling yourself a MILF and taking naughty pics of yourself in hopes some poor shit with mommy issues takes the fucking bait and SUBSCRIBES.

Yeah, I’m more into moms being moms and taking that seriously, I already know they are whores from the fact they took loads that stuck to the uterus hard enough to impregnate them, I don’t need to follow-through or follow-up act to lure me in…save that for the SWINGERS parties MOM…

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2023

16

Oct

Madison Beer Cleavage Selfies of the Day

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Madison Beer posted up a soulless picture of herself, that could be AI, but that is probably just doctored and filtered so hard that there’s no longer a human behind the eyes of the person in the frame, but rather just pixels….

Not that you’re trying to gaze into her eyes like some sort of autistic trying to prove that he’s not autistic on his first date with a girl who feels sorry for you….

You were staring at the tits, that may also be fake, but that were purchased at a young enough age to get the views she needed for a lucrative record deal that allows her to spend her days doing nothing but producing some titty content for her social media that is very much her doing her best impression of a sex doll and not in a great way, but hey, I look at tits when it comes up, so I guess it’s not in a bad way either….

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2023

16

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may not be a doctor, but I would pretend to be a doctor in the right setting, as a form of manipulating women into sucking on my dick, you know for medical purposes, or for their chance to live their having a doctor for a husband dream their mom instilled in them at a young age, because sometimes it’s easier to manipulate a situation with a willing to be manipulated party that want to believe that you’re gross, micro penis, impotent, sweat pants in public ass could just be a very financially secure person with a great career, and not a basically homeless motherfucker who smells like he just took a shit.

Their want for it to be true is bigger than you’re lying about it being true, which means if you were to pull back and confess that you aren’t in fact a doctor, but that you have a ninth grade education, you’d be a real asshole. Pulling that dream from a poor chick with a dream….and the make a wish foundation wouldn’t be very happy with you about that.

So yeah, I’m not a doctor, but I’d pretend to be one for pussy, and here’s some pussy that is probably into doctors, hence working in medicine while simultaneous doing modern erotic content for the internet as any respectable professional would do!

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

16

Oct

Stella Hudgens with a Condom in her Mouth of the Day

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I have a content series that I work on when I leave the house called “Lesbians or Sisters”, it’s destined to become a reality show or a game show at some point in our depraved society’s timeline, but for now, I play it with myself because there are so many young lesbians that look like sisters holding hand, it’s almost as if it’s a fad or cool to be a lesbian, like they are making a choice because there can’t be that many girls who were molested by a relative making them hate cock, like the lesbians of my time.

Anyway, this is one of those LESBIAN OR SISTERS moment, but unfortunately for you, her sister is too mainstream successful to be in this kind of content, even for paid subscribers, she has a reputation to maintain, one that Stella relies on just as much as Vanessa, so that Stella can do her whore work….

It’s not very hot girl on girl concept content, but they are trying….

The shot that I think is far more hilarious to stare at, is the one with Magnum condom wrapper in her mouth….

It’s like girls don’t use condoms, that’s what abortions are for and if we’re fucking Hudgens we’re not using condoms, that’s for sick people and even if she was mid herpes outbreak, we’re diving right the fuck in, this can pay our rent for the rest of our lives people….

It’s obviously more a “I like dudes with big cocks” or who use “condoms marketed to guys with big cocks” so that guys with little cocks feel like they have big cocks, even though they are likely not that much bigger, not that I’d know, condoms are for pussies….

Weird content direction on this one!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

16

Oct

Renee Olstead’s Spread Ass in the Shower of the Day

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You gotta wonder about Renee Olstead, or maybe about Hollywood as a whole and also as a hole…because….

She was on TV, she had a career, she was getting paid and she did have agents and shit like that who helped her get where she had to go….

But, she was willing to walk away from that, she was willing to throw it all away and turn to low level showing her tit porn.

Now, that’s probably a testament to how much Hollywood pays, they can’t all be Taylor Swifts or J.Los or Beyonces or whoever the a-list fuck out there is, getting paid scaled for a season or two of some obscure show doesn’t give that retirement money….

Or maybe she’s just a horny, exhibitionist pervert who likes to be jerked off to, and because she had the money, she could move to some obscure city with cheap houses and retire to focus on her art of spreading ass.

The nice thing with these nude girls for subscriptions is that they always level up to keep their audiences….

It’s like how Playboy went gutter, how Penthouse went to full porn, it was just a matter of time before fake tit flashing because asshole shots, and well, soon it’ll be insertion….

The human experience is a weird one to watch, but when they are spreading their asses, it’s a more interesting one to watch.

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2023

16

Oct

Drea Matteo’s Revealing All her Dirty Tricks of the Day

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Drea de Matteo’s was a relatively obscure pussy in the industry when she was at her peak. I mean, I am sure a handful of directors, producers and actors ran through her while she ran through her lines, I mean she did end up on TV landing.

She also landed Shooter Jennings, the son of Waylon Jennings who lacks the cool factor of Waylon, because that’s what coddled rich kids with famous dads end up being, clearly his child support payments aren’t high enough for her because she’s turned to internet whoring like a lazy stoner college girl who hates the idea of working retail.

You have to assume that it’s not about the money at this stage in the game for this granny, but rather a way for her to feel validated and appreciated with every subscripition that gets paid….not that I can relate to that…since all you fuckers are just a bunch of mooches!

Well, in today’s leaked nudes people actually pay for that aren’t even nude, which would anger me if I was sexting her, I’d be like “Bitch you fucking cocktease whore” and that’d be if I wasn’t paying her subscription fees, so I don’t know how the simps who pay her allow for this….if I was paying, there’d be gaping asshole being filled with dairy products before being fried into an omelette and eaten….GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH….

She has allowed you to see her secret tools to her look, the BEAUTY RING LIGHT that all influencers and creators rely on before photoshopping the fuck out fo themselves!

All this to say, BORING and DEPRESSING PORN…

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2023

16

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if these are the same women who get mad at dudes like me staring at the tits with a smile on my face when they come out at the coffee shop or restaurant to feed their baby.

I always get the “you’re a sick fuck” look out of them, you know because I am sexualizing the whole tit being pulled out part of the breast feeding process.

I am going to assume that at least one of these lactating women are the kind of woman to produce titty milk porn for her fans, but who get mad in public about titty milk being treated as porn because women don’t make sense.

They realize that titty obsessed dudes are as obsessed with milk filled tits as the dried out tits that haven’t recently bred the way nature intended and that they can make money off it, but when giving it out for free, it’s not our place to sexualize them even though they are tits, and we are wired to be drawn to tits, that’s how we knew to latch on tits when we were babies and why we latch on tits as grown men, just not always a nutritious or delicious of a tit.

You misogynists.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

15

Oct

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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2023

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Seeing fat girls embrace being fat and feel empowered by being fat, instead of shame, is one of the most terrible things to happen in our lifetime.

Sitting next to a fat chick at a restaurant ordering two deserts shamelessly, like life is just one big MUCKBANG, disturbs me.

Yes, I am a fat chick hater, but if you’re going to let them out of the house and live in active society, I want them to be eating the salad at the restaurant, I don’t want them embracing their obesity.

I want to see them in the grocery store with water and lettuce and maybe some celery in the bin, not chips and baked goods and cans of fucking pasta.

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