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2017

12

Jul

Jessica Biel in Marie Claire Dressed Slutty of the DAy

Jessica Biel is dressed slutty enough in a magazine despite being a married mom with nothing to do with her time because she’s just been the number one fan of Justin Timberlake since she first tricked him into bedding her and her entire existence has been working around his schedule to get what she wants…SUPER FAN….

Well, now she’s out there, trying to get some buzz around her before it’s too late, and she expires….because she may have that divorce settlement and child support…but some bitches like to have their own money, or have a go at their own career, or have get a little buzz…to try to make her husband fuck her again…but she’s missing on important thing..a penis…because lets face it…Justin Timberlake’s a gay.

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2017

12

Jul

Emma Stern Nielsen in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some bathing suit company….,from Australia that has been around forever….

I find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

12

Jul

Berit Birkeland Pussy of the Day

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Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”….

You can also see her pussy in these pics…magical….

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2017

12

Jul

FEMEN VS WOODY ALLEN LIKE HE’S ARIANAN GRANDE and Other Videos of the Day

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And They Say McDonald’s Isn’t Classy Family Restaurant

Suicide of the Day To Keep You Inspired….

Girl Knows She’s Being Filmed While Giving a Handy

McDonald’s Robbery

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I think I should start a podcast because I say some of the dumbest shit every throughout the day and night – but totally forget it by the time I am supposed to write nonsense about nothing anyone cares about – because it is a habit….you know to write negative commentary on egotistical cunts that does nothing to improve the world…well it also happens in conversation ALL the time…and by the time I’m done saying it I usually forget..

Like when I was talking to a girl about something perverted, her dentist appoitment, birth control, cumming in pussy everytime I bang, possibly rape and other RIVETING topics…I said something that made myself laugh and I thought…I should use that to inspire people…and to even land a book deal because it’s so clever…and within 3 mintues…I forgot it…

I guess I should post this nonsnse….

Amanda Seyfried Digs Deep for Injustice
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THE WATERMELON NEGRONI
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Gayest Billboard of the Day
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Vince Vaughn is Rich
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Anna Faris Yellow Bikini
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Compressed Air Cannon in Slow Motion
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Leo and Some Young Models
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2017

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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LOVE ME LIKE MY MOM NEVER DID….WITH YOUR BREASTS!

My new expression no one understands or cares about is “this reminds me of the scene is GHOST where I masturbate to Patrick Swayze cuz he’s not dead”…..because no one seems to know what GHOST is. I only talk to 20 year olds.

But I figure it’s not gay to have a Patrick Swayze fetish…because he is dead…Like the name of his most riveting performance….he’s just a Ghost and ghosts have no gender….

Not that humans have GENDERS….we are all one gender and I tell people my pronoun is “Expecting Mother”…for the parking spots at the mall…for Expecting mothers and who are they to tell me I AM NOT ONE….

No one cares what I have to say –

In other interesting news, I got a pop up ad for a webcam company with a young looking girl who ended up having a massive dick..and Here are some stepLINKS…

Breast Feeding Youtuber Defends Fucking While Breastfeeding
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Kendall Jenner – Bikini
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Willis Sister Pubic Hair
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Trump Snub Lands Woman and Three Book Deal
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Curb your Enthusiasm – Date Announcement
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Mena Suvari Hot Tits
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Body Cam Footage of Shia LaBeouf’s Arrest
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Sex Worker – Genevieve Morton Naked
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Ashton Kutcher is FUcking Fat Mila Kunis
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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Miranda Kerr is Alive
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Peeing in the Pool is Dangerous
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McGregor VS Mayweather
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ANA BRAGA ANUS
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Heidi Klum Long Legs
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Sarah Hyland Freakish Face
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10 Hours of Walking in NYC with a Soccer Ball
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Lego’s Stopmotion Spiderman
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Suki Waterhouse Legs
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini
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Ashanti Thick in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson is Dating a 38 Year Old
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Jasmin Walia – Bikini
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James Woods Settles Suit Against a Dead Man
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Chick with Great tits and a Spread Asshole
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Big Tit – Bikini Strip
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Huge Asian Tits
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Big Hanger Tits
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Tits in Arbys
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Girl Pulls Dress OVer Her Head
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Pussy Rub
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Asshole Fidget SPinner
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Naked in the Changing Room
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A Little Jennifer Lawrence See Through
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Horror Porn is Fucked
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2017

11

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick as fuck and for some reason, I love it…

I didn’t care about Hilary Duff when she young and hot…but the older, mom, strong thigh rubbing together, while on the beach on all fours, with some sloppy hard nipple tit, middle aged Hilary Duff is PORN to me…

I imagine the hockey team fucking her with her ex billionaire hockey player, then all the various men she has around fucking her because they are on payroll and she’s a broken child star sex addict who likes owning her cock….and her size and strength make me think her ability to take some real abuse sexually…and it’s magical.

I have no idea why I am into this but I am so happy she’s in a bikini….I blame the illuminati…or the marketing people at Disney who created her…who knows….

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2017

11

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lingerie, I mean if you can call Victoria’s Secret Lingerie, I am sure trailer trash in Texas or really any middle of the road neighborhood in the USA, would consider it Lingerie, it kind of looks like lingerie, it just smells like made in China Chemicals that are probably leading into pussy and tits like you want to, causing pussy and tit cancer…

That said, Ambrosio is one of their promo models who has made a lot with them and I am wondering if her fake tits were a tax write off, or if she just let some rich dude pay for them…

The reason I am into these pics are not the young yungs next to her, but the bent over in bikini pic, always a fetish…GOOD times…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Model of the DAy

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Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her shit for whatever reason..I assume she is a fragile rich kid with famous parents who struggles to make it on her own…and for that reason alone ends up in rehab and other equally amazing places…like in lesbian relationships…being all edgy…while her cousin stole her hustle…by linking up with more important people for their share for share…leaving this one in the dark..forgotten…much like in her home life…

That said, she’s got a bikini campaign and the world can excitedly look at her bikini body, big girls need love too….but they won’t since no one cares about Ireland Baldwin….

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid in Bikini of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid are fucking useless trash and they are in bikinis looking as uneventful as they are…because they are not that hot, they are not that important, they are hacks, they are bullshit, yet they are still getting paid, their egos fed, as they sit and compete over who is more important while knowing very well that they are equally trash…deep down in their hearts…all delusional people know the truth…

I anxiously await the drug overdoses after people stop caring and they fade out to irrelevance…unless they know the scam will end soon and are just milking it hard…..hopefully I am alive to see it happen…because knowing they will die is magic.

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