Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who came out of no where a few years ago, yet continues to exist.
They say she’s from Portugal, but I think she’s from one of their workcamps they cultivate their women.
There is no way the evil empire that is the PANTY Company Victoria’s Secret, just finds random chicks to use in their campaigns.
This is some secret billionaire pervert society, and there’s more to the story…a story I am too lazy to dig into, or really conspire on…when really I’m good scoping out her bikini pics, that she posted on her social media, like all other half naked fame whores, doing bikini pics, on their social media…only this one gets paid for it…and has hard nipples, in a suit that looks too small for her…FUN
Ellie Bamber is some pasty as fuck, almost transparent, white as you’d expect a ginger from the UK to be, actress and model apparently, who I’ve never heard of but that’s not saying much because my finger is in some fat pig of a woman in her 50s, not on the pulse of what is future or new…not to mention there are too many famewhoring sluts to keep track of…
She has been in Pride and Prejudice ZOmbies, a movie I have seen part of, I don’t know why or where, but I know the entire time I was thinking “who signed off on this garbage”…
She’s also dating someone who is apparently famous, who I’ve never heard of, and I guess he takes her to places she gets to put her youthful booty, that is an actual booty into a bathing suit, and I like to think this is probbaly some of her best work, and it’s not even that great, but 20 year olds in bikinis are alright…right…
I like the name bamber..sounds perverted..or maybe I’m just the perverted….because I am…
The Fergie Monster and her fake tits are out in a bikini for the paparazzi because she’s trying to market herself now that she’s been kicked out of Black Eyed Peas and is putting together another solo record…I assume…that’s what all these old timer fame whores do…
Fergie is still a FACES of METH to me….because her meth addiction is the highlight of who she is….
To me this is her doing ICE in Paradise….but she’s probably not on ICE…just thinking about it..because Meth Heads, even when they make it, never forget being meth heads…yo know…they’d trade it all in for just one more hit…feeling like bugs are crawling under their skin if they could…but she can’t because she has shitty music to make..
Bella Hadid fell down some stairs the other day, I guess all the glitz and glam of the paparazzi watching her the way she wants to be watched, like she’s some kind of star with actual purpose, made her nervous our slip up….
Or maybe he did it on purpose, to give the paparazzi a story, some clickbait, fake news, in efforts of getting people to talk about her like “did you see Bella Hadid fall, we don’t have real issues in the world, let’s fixate on this nonsense…
Or maybe she did it so that she has an excuse to get another nose Job…..you know since the first one did so well for her little vapid rich kid life…
WHO knows, I’m just bummed she didn’t die in the process…because I am tired of hearing about all these fucking idiot.s
Her name is Rain Florence and she’s some weirdo hippie nudist….who is some serious fucking weirdo…and I don’t think she’s legit, I think she’s angling something..
She has a youtube channel….where she documents life as a nudist, despite her tan lines, where she washes her clothing in a shower, saying she doesn’t need electricity or clothing, but she’s filming herself in a well lit room…NOT very off the grid to me…
She also fucks a cucumber for her boyfriend….
She does URINE Enemas….
She’s so annoying, a joke, but naked….despite her large vagina….
Iggy Azalea’s fake ass is a nice reminder that dreams do come true if you’re a shameless hooker with a lie of a story who can polarize it and trick dudes who are into fucking her that she’s legit…
I know that an Australian coming to America…with work VISAs and a rap career only happen when money and scams are involved…so she can take her stripper stories that are clearly lies and shove them up her fake ass – if it still has a anus and it may not…because it’s been that ravaged…
Iggy Azalea is a girl who looks like Iggy Azalea…becuase she’s so fucking jacked….she’s still trying to convince you she’s not though…
When a girl offers me a blowjob for 20 dollars, I always feel bad, like she’s so down on her luck, that I want to give her 25 dollars you know as a bonus, but the business man in me, always offers 10 dollars, because if she’s willing to do a blowjob for 20 dollars, she’ll likely do it for 10, you know…just that broken.
Usher’s herpes accuser is named Quantasia Sharpton and she’s HUGE….a whole lot of big woman that is shocking to me because I thought Usher was into little white boys that make him lots of money…
Apparently, he likes them large….and in BIRTHDAY crowns…and giving birthday GIFTS…
She’s running after 6 million dollar check for getting the herpes, a pretty good payout considering most people get herpes for free, and the reality is, all these celebrities are dirt bags with herpes, the whole herpes thing is like a right of passage and PRECIOUS / Quantasia Sharpton should just embrace it and love the herpes…because last time I checked, you’re responsible for your own genitals and if you get an STD from unprotected sex with someone….that’s your fucking problem…you don’t deserve a fucking payout, but instead deserve just the herpes…
I think she’s pretty unreasonable, and should just be stoked that Usher fucked her due to her being a fucking pig….thanks to his weird sexual dysfunction, fetish of the rich man trying to explore weird places, something I get, because when all the hot pussy gets thrown at you, it’s more fun to deal with the garbage no one want…until the garbage comes back for pay. Instead of just being happy getting the bragging rights.
Either way, hilarious story, hilarious press conference…this is wonderful…
I just watched her press conference….and SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES!!!!
SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES!!!
She also said “Her health is very important to her”…..she’s 500 fucking pounds…what a fucking joke…I love that this is news…
I needed to list to some pig choking on her waddle to tell us SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE HERPES….BUT SHE COULD HAVE HAD THE HERPES….FROM USHER>>>SO PAY UP SHE’S A MOMMA NOW
Shut the fuck up, bitches like this should be sent to jail for wasting everyone’s time.
I don’t know why my autocorrect keeps writing lesbian, I don’t have a lesbian fetish, lesbians hate me, but I guess I did see two lesbians in the park today, who I didn’t know were lesbians, because the young, new lesbians, look like regular hot chicks dressed like girls, unlike the lesbians of my generation, that look like LESBIANS, or what I guess would be considered TRANSGENDERED now….
Either way, one was on her stomach tanning, the other giving her what looked like a massage…I though…”how nice, girls are so good to each other”…then the one on her stomach full on grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them…for the one “massaging her”…to bury her fucking face in her ass…for a solid 20-30 seconds…or however long it was for me to realize I was having some kind of religious experience..
I mean, did they think they were alone in the park, did they not care, is everyone just that fucking horny, who knows, but let their willingness to be free inspire you into the weekend, like it inspired me…which isn’t really that much…but it was still cool to see sluts in action…when I’m used to seeing their slut curated feed on social media when I login to social media…
