Someone asked me why Santa doesn’t have kids…I had to explain that Santa is a pedophile…who loves kids…so much he breaks into their houses and gifts them so that they don’t tell their moms and dads…unless they are naughty…then he punishes them…like a masochist pedophile…I mean he is a man with army of kid-like fantasy […]

THANKSGIVING! I’m thankful it’s not thanksgiving in Canada because giving thanks to some virtual imaginary entity is almost as dumb as listening to everyone else giving thanks to some imaginary entity. You can eat turkey any day of the week, with or without family and friends. It’s not that big of a deal. Freaks. THANKSGIVING!! […]

Hey girls… Next time you’re naked – stare at your vagina long enough for it to feel awkward… Do it for me… Because I love vagina…and that’s what I’d be doing if we were together… But I guess we haven’t matched on Tinder…so there’s no hope for us.. Even though I’m a romantic and think […]

Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with […]

I miss real life bullying…because life isn’t set up where everyone encourages each other, and people have no gender, race, sexuality, or size issues…even when they do…it’s like let’s deny the reality… but talks shit behind, meaning then real life bullying, behind their backs until they kill themselves… This anonymous internet trolling while all these […]

I find it abusive when girls don’t send me nudes… Where is the lifetime movie about my struggles… Here are some steplINKS… Girls and Mirrors… CLICK HERE Phoebe Price Does the Miley Cyrus CLICK HERE Lady Gaga Cleavage… CLICK HERE Baby and Dog Freak Out When Dad Gets Home CLICK HERE Cora Keegan is a […]

The biggest fail in modern era is not that you can become a millionaire from your couch, without leaving your house, you just need to be more clever than me… It’s that apps like Tinder and I guess all social media, gives fat girls confidence…which is a total fail for me, not because I am […]

Here are some stepLINKS… It’s Labor Day so I assume no one is clicking this… But between you and me… Everyday is like Labor Day around here… and I assume no one clicks any of this… Even though they are all equally lovely and amazing… No one cares about amazing.. You’re lazy and care about […]

I tried convincing a girl that if she got her clit pierced all the lesbians would love her, because all girls are lesbians now, I mean I even saw to high school 16 year old girl lesbians holding hands…and all lesbians love shiny blinged out clits..they identify each other that way, like buoys in the […]