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2015

16

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I miss real life bullying…because life isn’t set up where everyone encourages each other, and people have no gender, race, sexuality, or size issues…even when they do…it’s like let’s deny the reality… but talks shit behind, meaning then real life bullying, behind their backs until they kill themselves… This anonymous internet trolling while all these […]

2015

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I find it abusive when girls don’t send me nudes… Where is the lifetime movie about my struggles… Here are some steplINKS… Girls and Mirrors… CLICK HERE Phoebe Price Does the Miley Cyrus CLICK HERE Lady Gaga Cleavage… CLICK HERE Baby and Dog Freak Out When Dad Gets Home CLICK HERE Cora Keegan is a […]

2015

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The biggest fail in modern era is not that you can become a millionaire from your couch, without leaving your house, you just need to be more clever than me… It’s that apps like Tinder and I guess all social media, gives fat girls confidence…which is a total fail for me, not because I am […]

2015

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are some stepLINKS… It’s Labor Day so I assume no one is clicking this… But between you and me… Everyday is like Labor Day around here… and I assume no one clicks any of this… Even though they are all equally lovely and amazing… No one cares about amazing.. You’re lazy and care about […]

2015

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love asking clearly terminal ill people what their diet secrets are… It’s one of those pleasures of life, you know the simple things… I also love videos of black women being racist to clerks in menial jobs like a fast food restaurants.. I also love paying girls for pictures of vaginas…because I love vaginas […]

2015

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried convincing a girl that if she got her clit pierced all the lesbians would love her, because all girls are lesbians now, I mean I even saw to high school 16 year old girl lesbians holding hands…and all lesbians love shiny blinged out clits..they identify each other that way, like buoys in the […]

2015

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I talk to a few people, who for the record I can’t stand, but feel like I have no choice but to answer them, because the conversation is started and I am a genuine nice guy, who likes to give idiots advice that walks them off the ledge, even if I don’t care if they […]

2015

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

When do you think the mass exodus will happen to Facebook. Will people realize they don’t care about every thought of people they don’t care about? Will people realize that making one creepy dude worth 40 billion dollars to use some stupid internet platform is insane? Will people realize this is all a waste of […]

2015

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The elephant in the room…is a Lion…and the dentist who convinces local guide’s to poach the prized Lion out of the park it was living at…to shoot it dead…for absolutely no fucking reason..but to have a pic..that luckily went viral, to shame this motherfucker… Not because I think a Dentist killing a lion is the […]

2015

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So I don’t believe in hitting girls…even when they make you really fucking mad… But I do believe in paying mean and angry lesbians, the kind who fucking HATE pretty girls, to punch the girls who piss me off in the face…you know because sometimes getting punched in the face fixes cunt behavior.. Unfortunately, I […]