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2017

31

Mar

Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day

I don’t know what the deal is with Shanina Shaik and her friends – but it’s a solid circus performance of weirdness – like the gutter bitch doing the splits – but I like it.

Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…and they can still be gutter …and that’s magical…

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2017

31

Mar

Emma Roberts Cigarette Fetish of the Day

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There was once a man named HornyLohanWanker who was probably the only person who read the site.

He would comment on a lot of posts on the site….and between 2008 and 2012 – he left about 1000 comments…but then he disappeared…but his comments will forever be in my heart….

Because they were pretty intense….

Some highlights include:

10 – I would happily eat the peanuts out of her shit.
9 – Snaggeltooth looks best when she has a cigarette dangling from her busted up lips.
8 – None of their bras have nipple cutouts. What the fuck?
7 – Bitch smokes a mean cigarette, I will give her a pass on most everything else. But a smokey blowjob from her is my life’s goal.
6 – Those red lips can leave long smears on my cock, who cares what she looks like, as long as those lips are willing.
5 – I had a whore, maybe a month ago, who had big fakies. I am afraid that I worked them over so hard that one of them may have burst.
4 – I might hit Reese Witherspoon, or at least use her chin to carve a turkey with.
3 – I really dig her fat, heavy tits, and would be really happy to pull and twist them like no baby ever did.
2 – She is utterly uninteresting when she does not have a cigarette in her mouth. I mean, completely, 100% not interesting But I would keep this MILF in my basement tied to the bed and used as a sperm receptacle for months. What I would do to her tits alone would take weeks.
1 – I like that she has her cigarette and lighter ready. Now, she needs to put on the red lipstick and start blowing me, bitch!

He was really into girls who smoke…so cool kid, broken Hollywood starlet with a drug addict dad and an overrated Aunt…wearing her dumb apple ear buds because she’s so fashionable, is showing you how she stays skinny as hell..and thus hot….smoking….something that I am still amazed to see people do…because it’s smoking…like who fucking smokes….other than entitled kids bored in rehab because rehab is more fun than college or getting a job….and white trash…

Emma Roberts apparently…and here she is Smoking Cigarettes

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day

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I like Lily Collins…all I have to say about her can be expressed in this song…

That when her dad dies, she will be getting all the royalties on…..along with her share of whatever is left from what the song has already earned her dad….who was never around enough for her…because she’s a whiner and whiners like having “issues” they can blame their shortcomings on….

An inheritance I wish was spent on my children with Lily Collins…because she’s hot and I’d like to cum in her….for K-Fed inspired reasons…and for love…and because I love cumming in bitches…it makes it feel real…

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Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day

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This is Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I never watched 7th Heaven, because I am not a weirdo virgin loser who likes shows like that, but I know the dad turned out to be a sex offender, which is hilarious because sex offenders as a whole are a funny breed…probably not to their victims, but to me…because I am a sick fuck who laughs at those kinds of things.

That said, Jessica Biel and her slutty shoot were the highlight of that show, this little one wasn’t really on the radar, and missed her opportunity to really shine because she was too young…but that doesn’t mean she can put out pics of herself in her underwear…you know..to remind you she’s here and she’s ready for her Jessica Biel moment…if only Details Magazine hadn’t gone bankrupt…right.

RIGHT!

Great selfie though, headless….badly lit…amateur…erotic.

Posted in:Mackenzie Rosman|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

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The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person….

You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name…

So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Arianny Celeste Looking Alright Naked in Tulum Mexico of the Day

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Here are some pics in TULUM of Arianny Celeste by a photographer called BAD BOI …who may be the brother of Outkast member Big BoI….or just a 1996 internet handle like GRRRL….or BOI….or GURL…back in the AOL / mIRC / Yahoo! Chat days…magic…

I don’t know if Celeste is still doing the UFC, I assume she is, like the den mother old timer, who only exists because of the UFC…which I guess was a lottery ticket for her…because a weathered UFC girl is a little more forgiving or established than a weathered Vegas call girl who does bottle service…to meet her clients…

I guess these pics are good….even if they bore me…and seem like every one photoshoot to ever happen on instagram…she’s “implied” naked…thanks to some pedals…and you should be excited by this.

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2017

31

Mar

Mom and Daughter – Get their Clits Pierced Together and Other Videos of the Day

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Topless Activist VS White Power

Just a Retard Jerking Off in the Subway

Arabs Freak Over Couple Fucking in a Car

Drunk Driver VS Stairs

Mini Van Hits Biker – Twice…

Feeding a Cobra Water

Current Mood…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I met a recently single girl in a bar last night – who was telling me that her boyfriend and her broke up for a few days ago and she has since turned to tinder where she has fucked 3 dudes a day – everyday – she’s up to 14…and she gets free lunches and dinners and drinks out of it – with every intention of going back to her boyfriend…meaning that dude who has probably gone to the strippers once, if he was lucky he bagged on girl, will lazily take her back in the next two weeks, not knowing close to 50 dudes have plowed through her – and if that isn’t inspiring – thank god for feminism – sexual empowerment – to finally give those jerks boyfriends you’re gonna marry what they deserve…

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World’s Fastest Bumper Car
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Halle Berry Slutty on Instagram
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Chris Pine – New Hair- For the Homos
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13 Year old Meets Bart Simpson’s Voice and Knows Who Bart Simpson is.
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Zookeeper Gets Assaulted by a Cage of Pandas
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Angelina Jolie is Buying the Cecil B Demille Mansion
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2017

31

Mar

The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day

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I find it pretty funny to see the way the world works. This brand I’ve never heard of that I guess is hip and cool and fashionable – puts together a campaign of “real” models having “real” sex in their shoot. Like it was a porno. Then they pixelated the genitals and spun it as art, or genius marketing, and people start talking like it’s innovating….when if you have a bran you’d know it’s as basic as you can get. It’s the Kim K model.

I just find it funny that a brand puts this shit out and the media picks up on it…..but if I put out shit like that NO ONE would care….and at least if I did it, it’d be a little more clever in it’s voyeurism or statement…at least that’s what I think…because there’d be more clits visible…more penetration…make it count…

This is just ghetto and lame and people talking about it is more reason to hate the world.

Posted in:Fashion

2017

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Life is like anal sex, sometimes….I mean most of the time you get shit on your dick, but you don’t seem to mind the shit on the dick…because it means a bitch let you fuck her up the ass.

I don’t know how that is like life…but I do know life is shitty…and sometimes when I watch my fat dried up wife eat sandwiches…whether it’s a Subway or a Pita or a Wrap or a Burger…I think…Fuck…I’d rather fuck that sandwich…it’s so juicy…but instead I have to fuck my wife…so she keeps paying my rent…the struggles we put ourselves through to remain unemployed but have a roof on our head…rough..

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Mischa BArton Still Milking Her Sex Tape No One Cares ABout
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People with a Death Wish
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Rihanna Takes a Shower in Bates Motel
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Radiohead’s new GF has Big Fake Tits in her Bikini
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Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini Shoot –
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Anna Hathaway – Side of her Tits
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Jessica Chastain is a MONSTER
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Katie Price – Monster Tits
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IT – Teaser
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Scarjo Scary Lesbian Hair
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Social Security Cards Explained
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Dude Does a Flip on an Elephant and Other Stunts
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Bella Hadid – See Through to Nipple
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Why Cartoon’s Only Have 4 Fingers
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Lily Allen and her SUV are Full of Shit
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BJ Baldwin in Cuba
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Slow Mo Video of the Day
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This Ronaldo Statue is Hilarious
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Bionic Arm of the Day
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Some Walking Dead / Game of Thrones Bitch in a Magazine
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Alicia Vikander – Feminist – Lara Croft
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Melting Candy to Classical Music….Weirdness
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Pomeranian Being Carried Around By another Dog in a Bucket
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Ron Howard’s 13 million Dollar Apartment – It Pays to Fuck the FOZ / Andy Griffith / ETC
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Cam Girl – Ass Dildo
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Sex Wars the Vintage Porn Trailer
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Big Tit Nipple Play
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Japanese Gameshow Insanity…
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THROWBACK THURSDAY – VINTAGE NUDE THEATRE
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Big Tits in the Shower
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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