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2017

07

Jun

Dioni Tabbers NIPPLES of the Day

I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my documenting of her getting naked -> LINK HERE BUT TOO LAZY TO GO FIND IT

She’s DUTCH, she’s got 24,000 followers, she’s not a hipster model from LA, but she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things…I am too involved in sexting and focused on getting nudes and looking at nudes in an era of nudes – to keep track of every hole out there…you know…

She’s got huge tits, you can see her nipples. Awesome..

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2017

07

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is one of my favorite celeb rich kids who fucking loves attention – but hasn’t really pulled off a career from it – despite all her access – solidifying that she’s a failure across the board – something she probably medicates and cuts herself over…because I guess I like the low hanging fruit, fame whores, the underdog, failures, desperation on my broken girls…

I do not like when shit works out for them…so her ass shot means a lot to me….

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2017

07

Jun

Lauren Bonner Naked of the Day

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Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system…

This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, is barely relevant on social media, produces smut, like she self traffics herself…and probably does…her own pimp…and she’s in nude shoots for attention – works for me…Free Nudes! Yay Feminism.

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2017

07

Jun

Ginta Lapina NIPPLES of the Day

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Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….

She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked even though she doesn’t need to – because the rich dude can pay for her expenses and day rate in her hooking – with no need to really work…

But he probably likes to keep her busy, he probably likes to keep her working, he probably likes his girl out there…and he probably gets off to her showing the world her tits, making him feel dudes want to have sex with her, allowing him to feel like he’s on the top because he owns her..

But what to I know…..very little…I know very little…

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2017

07

Jun

Lea Michele’s Hard Nipple Crotch Shot of the Day

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Lea Michele must have got her sex change – or maybe her parents have backed off from controlling her every move – because I don’t understand why she’s out there doing slutty shoots.

It’s probably because all of Hollywood is sexualized at a young age, that’s how they get work, and they are usually sexualized by their parents..to live the dream.

Not to mention they are egos who like being relevant and looked at – so by definition – they put themselves out there for as much attention as possible and this is where the market is at…

I’m not hating on Sir Lea Michele or her dick removal – subtle crotch shot to show mound not bulge…

I just find it weird because she’s already made it…

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2017

07

Jun

Selena Gomez See Through Titty of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez nipple with her boyfriend the Weekend, who is a nice Canadian boy who has won at life and gets to fuck broken rich exploited girls like Selena Gomez, instead of broken exploited girls like strippers and most girls you meet in a party…because he has a voice of an angel and people like him.

She’s up on the no bra, here’s her nipple, because she’s an independent woman, finding herself in this world as a young feminist..or whatever reason…I support..because I like nipples..

I just don’t find these pics all that exciting, exhilerating, the body looks good and lean, thanks Rehab and new LUPUS meds….but they happened and I MUST REPORT…

I scanned her social media the other day and saw she was shouting out one of the worst, bullshit, vain, new-feminist ambassadors who positioned herself as a photographer..and thought….damn..that new-feminist is a scam….she’s also from Canada and I know all about her…she actually circled me with a bunch of her henchmen once and threatened me for being a big bad misogynist…making me realize then and there that they have no fucking clue…and are just a lie for others with no clue…and if Selena Gomez is buying into it…she’s just fucking crazy…as expected….

So I predict at least one more really wild and crazy meltdown from Mickey Mouse’s own…Selena…

I’m ready and eager…and in the meantime, I’ll stare at her tit.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

07

Jun

Rhian Sugden – UK Glamour Model – Tits of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy…

If you know what I mean…it’s some law of intent, or willing something, like “The Secret”…only for slutty big tits that don’t have the face or height to be real models, or the balls to do porn, so they show the tits and people freak out, because tits are great, all in the daily newspaper…wonderful really…

She’s 30, looks 40, is a big deal, but not really, has big tits…definitely…and sloppy legs…but with tits like this…you take the sloppy legs…

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2017

07

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Cleavage of the Day

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One of life’s great mysteries is not whether Global Warming is a Myth, or how a reality store muppet became president, or whether there is a god….or if we’re even really here…or if it is just some great fucking VR programming we are unaware of…

It is…whether you can jerk off to these pics of Chloe Grace Moretz cleavage…because the cleavage alone isn’t very exciting, but the fact that she was in a superhero movie when underage means some real weird people, because the world is full of weird people, who get hung up on shit…obsessed with shit..and sometimes that shit is a person like Chloe Grace Moretz…who for all INTENTS AND PURPOSES…is not hot.

Great make-up though, she looks like Jon Benet Ramsey…

Maybe that’s what the fetish around her is…that she’s Jon Benet Ramsey….

Or maybe she’s actually Jon Benet Ramsey…

Who the fuck names their daughter Jon?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

07

Jun

Bella Hadid – Super Model – Of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, and you didn’t know, Bella Hadid…is a Super Model…a hard working super model, who no longer needs to make smoothies at her Malibu organic smoothie shop, but who can travel the world in luxury, paid for and paid to be there, all thanks to being a spin off of the Kardashians / her mangled faced sister.

I don’t know why she’s an it girl…but this is what an IT girl looks like for Vogue Italia….TAKE IT IN.

I know it may me too much SUPER MODEL to process….but I believe in you…