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2017

10

Mar

Aiste Krikstaponyte Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

Aiste Krikstaponyte is pretty amazing, not because she’s a 5 foot 11 european model who apparently actually models…but because she’s got under 2000 followers on Instagram, unless I am looking at the wrong account, that I won’t link here because I want to keep her thirsty enough to do these nude beach shoots for attention…because I like when the model are virtually invisible, they need people like me more than those already established….and being needed isn’t really of interest to me, I am pretty good at disappointing people…but it is nice to know that they are less cunty…

It’s also nice to know that they’ll bust out their nipples since they are just nipples…and nipples aren’t supposed to be sexualized…especially not on a euro chick…where nipples are like a shirt…

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2017

10

Mar

Madison Headrick by Creeper Randall Slavin of the Day

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Madison Headrick is some not so famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM model which nowadays is the basis of all things….but she’s got 70,000 followers and that alone makes her more important than me…and is a big improvement over this time last year….but then again, when you factor in her tits or her willingness to do creative nude shoots with photographers who have shot for Victoria’s Secret, while being signed to the same agency that a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls are signed to, it’d be safe to assume she’s being groomed to be the next on their roster of promo models they make famous and blow the fuck out of the water…

Not to mention, she’s an actual American, from SC, which is massive considering we live in a world where all hot chicks are not American…but rather are immigrants and in this patriotic, loyal to your country, made in America shit…nationalist shit all brands will need one of these last remaining skinny american women who look good to pretend they don’t outsource everything..

She’s naked, she’s hot, I like it.

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2017

10

Mar

Sarah Halpin Cotton Panties of the Day

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Sarah Halpin is sisters with another instagram model named Joanna Halpin…meaning there are two of them producing slutty enough hipster model because really all models are hipsters thanks to the whole hipster thing being pretty mainstream, the GAP, not really artsy, and based on the way photos are filtered to look like they are on film – people think it’s high concept….

It’s like let’s grow out our pubic hair, show our nipples, look like we aren’t wearing too much make-up, hang out in the desert, or in LA by the pool, but make it seem like a 60s playboy shoot or rock album cover…and win at life…even though we are still just vapid rich kid money grubber looking for the good life at the 5 star hotel fame whores on insta trying to get famous..

I don’t hate the Halpin sisters – they are a fetish – and I like that I can see her pussy in her panties – I am a pervert….

I don’t hate her sister Joanna….

I do find all of this lame, but that’s not always a terrible thing….when it involves hot chicks…

Posted in:Sarah Halpin|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Laetitia Casta Still Modelling of the Day

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Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…

Meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her. …but as it goes with most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…I started hating celebrity sites so much I created one and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits….

But Today….today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new old tits for whatever this shit is….

Posted in:Laetitia Casta|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Jamilla Hoogenboom for Double No.33 of the day

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Jamilla Hoogenboom is an actual model – which is nice to see in the world of instagram models – because I am a traditionalist who likes models to be tall and interesting looking – used by brands to sell overpaid products using ads in fancy tity magazines that have the illusion of being very fucking exclusive, as well as with runway walks….because it seems more legitimate than a girl who is either rich or knows how to hashtag her shit properly, to build an audience, and make the real fucking money…

This is the first time I’ve seen her – because I’m old, tired, dying of disease, obese, pathetic and not in the exclusive fashion scene…even though I think soiled panties…and sweatpants are fashionable…comfort and form baby – what can go wrong…until you try to get into fashion events at exclusive clubs to stare at their models they’ve barely fed food to, but have fed their ego…so that they wouldn’t talk to you unless you’re rich as fuck, because being rich as fuck is their favorite thing and it gives the rich as fuck guy the ability to do and say whatever he wants as these girls become his cheerleader – but when I do it their far less open minded….

Not that that has anything to do with Jamilla Hoogenboom…I just see her on her second year in the scene – probably horrible – but most interestingly – she’s got big tits on a model frame…erotic.

Either way, this is a hot shoot..

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2017

10

Mar

Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day

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Porky Ariel Winter took a picture of herself sucking the fuck in at 2 in the morning and tagged it FRIDAY – because the internet is a fucking lie and not only do these people post pre-shot selfies, they also photoshop the fuck out of the photos, and they also know how to pose on their tippy toes, holding their arm out, and pushing their stomach in to give a waist to hip ratio….all in a very spandex shirt that is tight as fuck to suck in all the disgusting….but apparently..there’s a thigh gap…

That said, people like jerking off to her and her big rebuilt tits…and seeing her in an outfit that you wouldn’t want to wear to Junior High in case you get your period….something this one probably got at 7 thanks to the trauma of being sold off by your parents…is hardly exciting – but I’ll post it because she’s current, she’s trendy and thus I am for covering her every move as she makes the transition from sitcom child star to social media star…

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2017

10

Mar

Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day

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I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter….

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2017

10

Mar

Street Sex Rudely Interrupted and Other Videos of the Day

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Kids Photobomb A dude on BBC – and it is Hilarious

Drifter VS Bridge

Truck VS Bricks

Jason VS Newsman

Driver VS TRuck

Dude Gettting Hit by a Car

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2017

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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International Women’s Day is over…and women have gone back to the kitchen, feeling better about themselves for protesting for rights they already have…and I continue to celebrate it by asking for nudes…but I guess that’s the only thing I do everyday…

The valuable life lesson I’ve learned in my career of not working, doing this internet bullshit, begging for nudes for over a decade is something that I can’t apply to becoming a dot com billionaire….but that I can apply to life…and that is that girls will more likely put a banana in their ass and eat it on camera….for free…in actual video. not limited to SNAP….than they will put on a pair of white panties and piss themselves…even if you offer them money…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Scarlett Johansson’s Husband – VS – Her….Funny…
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It Girl Sluts at some Fame Whore Party
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Juggling to Prove Sorbiety
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This is J.Lo’s House…
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Geostorm – Official Teaser of the Shittiest Movie Ever
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Adriana Lima – Single
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Donald Trump Jr Wants to Host SNL
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How We’ve Fucked Our Attention Spans…
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Katy Perry is a Woman…a Feminine Woman
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Brie Larson VS Casey Afleck – Sex Offender…
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Diver Removing Knife from Shark Head
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How to Film an Epic Battle
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2017

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I told a woman I know with a bunch of kids that I’ve been thinking about the space where her asshole meets her pussy – at least once today…..to which she responded ….”I’ve had kids, what makes you think I have that spot on my body”….to which I said…”that’s why I was thinking about it”….to which she said “hopefully it’s ok”….to which I said…”show me and I’ll let you know”…..

Mom pussy seduction…a lost art…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Nicole Kidman Robotic Clapping
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Weird Artsy Emma Watson Video
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Michelle Williams Reamed in a Movie…
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Sofia Richie – Slutty…..
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ESPN Reporter is Pregnant and Pissed On
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The Rock’s Ultimate Workout
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Megan McKenna Upskirt
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Lily Collins – Wrote an Open Letter to her Dad – DADDY ISSUES ARE HOT!
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Scarjo is Getting Divorced
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You Can Heard the Difference Between Hot and Cold Water…
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Eva Mendes Photoshopped to Shit for some Bullshit
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No One Cares About Molten Copper in Slow Motion
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Big Bang Theory Without Laugh Track
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima is Single
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Adriana Ocean Drive
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Ella Eyre Braless at a Maybelline
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Tom Hiddleston Won’t Answer Taylor Swift Questions….
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Pornstar Becomes Church Pastor
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The Made a Hangover the Vagina Version movie with Scar Johansson
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Biggie and Tupac Clones on Set of Their Movie…
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Stella Maxwell – Underboob
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Kristen Stewart – Dyke Hair
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Football Goal of the Day
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Lame Sober Dude of the Day
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Girl Being Denied her Right to the Victory Lap
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Doesn’t Mind the Haters….
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Asian Babe – Photoshoot
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Afternoon Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Great Tits
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Fingering on the Trunk of the Car
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Girl in Shorts…
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Luci Li – Huge Tits…
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White Girl Says N Word During Sex – The Compilation
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Olivia Munn for Maxim
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Greek Naked Slut
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Naked Kidman – Naked
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Big Tit in The Shower
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Skinny Babe Babe
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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