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2016

14

Dec

Nadja Bender in Vogue Mexico of the Day

Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed loser cockroach who hasn’t died yet – like me….
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I also like her name because BENDERs are the only kind of girls you should deal with, other than rigid half dead bitches, you want a girl who can human pretzel hard enough to eat her own pussy, it’s 90 percent of the reason I stand outside Yoga studios with a dog leash and fake tears on my face asking the girls walking out if they’ve seen my dog…you know get them in their emotional core…and fuck them while they are on all fours…downward dog may not be my dog – but it will make me feel better about things…

I don’t know if BENDER is a BENDER on a BENDER – BUT YOU would like to BEND Her and here are her tits.

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2016

14

Dec

Estella Warren Tits of the Day

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Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 37…and looked 37…a few years ago, but I guess she pulled it together….

Straight from the mean streets of Peterborough Ontario….she’s done so much in modeling, and she’s back with her pre-40 year old tits…

The highlight of her life isn’t her tits at 37, it was when she was arrested after hitting 3 parked cars….resisted arrest….slip out of her cuffs….and get recaptured…all while wasted…100,000 dollar bail was set and she was sent to rehab for 6 months…and that shit is gangster…girl gets fucked up….and that kind of thing is exciting…but I’ve always liked crazy rich girls with deep rooted issues who get fucked up to deal with them…but usually more into them when they are poor as fuck sex workers…but models are the sex workers to the really rich – so I guess it’s all the same.

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2016

14

Dec

Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok..

She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else.

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2016

14

Dec

Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day

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Hey Love Magazine Advent calendar – what kind of shit did you spew today? What is today’s garbage video with some well followed working model that no one actually cares about but that the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret, or the Jenner / Hadid factory created? Tell us creative geniuses what you put together with HYPE WILLIAMS ….

Oh shit…get her in lingerie in a studio on a white wall – and shoot her from a few angles and create the laziest garbage ever. No story, concept, vibe – nothing….and you can’t even jerk off to it…unless it you are weird and you are..

I only post this because I am not producing videos, and I rely on judging other people’s content and hating it…to make a site full of shit….no one cares about….

But I still think it sucks….and that Victoria’s Secret videos are higher concept than this…and that is terrible..because that mall brand is the worst…good body though…

Here she is for Vogue exercising anymore…

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2016

14

Dec

Bare Breasted Woman in the Community Center and Other Videos of the Day

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OG Creeps on People on Train

Man Jerking Off in His Muslim Dress

CVS Cough Syrup

Man Named Brian DeMartino Abusing Nassau County SPCA Pit Bull – Call Them at 516-843-7722 and Ask…

Exploding Package VS Package Thief

Two Drunk Guys Fight Near a Lake

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2016

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to the casino – because some homeless looking crazy person was bragging about how she won 35,000 dollars while she was buying smokes in front me me…

I realized that I have a problem or an addictive personality – especially at a casino….

Not with the gambling part, I have no money for that, but for the 400 pound 70 year old slot people sprawled out spending their welfare money – hoping for the christmas miracle….I just get these erections staring at them thinking about how easy they would be to seduce and rob like I was a slot machine…I just need false promises, flashing light and the no standards I already have to taste test their old, depressing, fat, poor, pussies…

Here are some stepLINKs on this beautiful Christmas enough the Morning….

Kylie Jenner and a Snake
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Hoverboard Snowploy
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3 Dollar Sundae 154 Dollars
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Alan Thicke is Dead
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Katie Cassidy Black Lace Bikini
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Fat Leo on the Beach with Bikini Sluts and His Gay Lover
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Lady Gaga Gets Shamed
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Stephen King on Childhood
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Fake Arrest Becomes an Engagement – It’s a Black Christmas Miracle..
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Hot Yoga Poses
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2016

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas season like watching a video of a jealous Vietnamese woman rub hot chilies on her husband’s mistress’ vagina in the middle of the street – it’s the “It’s a Wonderful Life” of the internet generation….that’s about the highlight of my day…other than realizing that more than one 50 year old mom’s at the grocery store wears leather leggings…I was having flasbacks of the early 90s when street hookers existed…and it brought a tear to my eye….or maybe it was the Christmas excitement I felt…as I got an erection…or maybe it was the shame….

My lack of relevance won’t stop me from updating this site…I am background noise no one hears…but Here are some stepLINKS…regardless because I believe in a better tomorrow…

50 Cent is Quitting
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Lindsay Pelas Monster Tits
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Fat Chicks in Lingerie…
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A Bicycle Powered House….
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Every Mysterious Question from Westworld
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Byran Cranston and Some Zoey Deutch Pussy
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The Prince Buys Christmas Tree with the Gold Digging American he Fucks
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Kanye’s 15 Minutes with Trump is Weird
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Russian Self Driving Car Ejects You and Parks Itself
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Madison Beer in Leggigns
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Fat Ass of the Day
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Jenny Slate on Shitting her Pants
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Halsey Hard Nipple
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Football VS FAce
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Sandra Kubicka in a Bikini
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Check Out the Band Camp Chick from American Pie’s 10 million dollar house
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The Tricks of Perpetual Machines
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Lisa Opie Sheer Top
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The Stallone Sisters Exist and You Would Bang Them
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Sting FRENCHES DUDES
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Conan in Berlin
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Hot Chicks Doing Yoga…
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Finland Got Talent 2016 Winner is AMazing
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Lottie Moss – BIKINI
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DiDonato – PHOTOSHOOT – LINGERIE – SLUT
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Piers Morgan Thinks Lady Gaga is Full Of Shit About PTSD and She Probably Is
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked Chick’s Asshole Of the Day
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Pussy Getting Attention
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Naked Instagram Model of the Day
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Vampire Lesbians
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Britney’s Got Them Big Tits
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Car Wash Slut
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Weirdest Strip Show Ever
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Mr Big Load
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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2016

13

Dec

Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day

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Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch….

NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again….

NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES …..

If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it.

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2016

13

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day

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Yes…A wall calendar….

I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING…

Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots…

So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks…

Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything…

What fucking trash….

Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is…

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2016

13

Dec

Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

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I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it….

The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person…

I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group….

I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do…

I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance…..

Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about.

A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST

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