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2016

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Trying to convince girls from the internet to come over to be stripped down and decorated like a Christmas tree as I throw candy canes and sugar cookies at them while wearing a Santa costume- has proven to be difficult…

They assume it’s for some viral video, but it’s just a fetish that only happens once a year….and Thanksgiving is when it starts….I only have one month of Christmas porn left in me…

I guess I should approach shit with more of a Thanksgiving approach – you know be current, no one likes an eager christmas pervert – maybe I should either “come over to eat some Turkey” with a dick pic of my dick decorated like a turkey – where the balls are the jiggly chin…gobble gobble…but I’d rather just put them in a kiddy pool with a bunch of roast vegetables before stuffing them.

You know…normal holiday things….Here are some morning links…

Blac Chyna’s Mom in Lingerie
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The 20 Lbs Gummy Turkey
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Dirt Bike Taken Out by a Truck
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Mariah Carey – Huge Tits
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Alexis Ren – Snapchat Booty
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How is this The Ed Hardy House? He Sold Tacky to Tacky People – But Didn’t Live Tacky…I guess..Probably “These Dumb Americans Have Such Bad Taste Watch Me Make a Billion Dollars”
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Bullets VS Propellere in Slow Motion
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Martin Scorcese’s Got a New Movie – Caleld Silence
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Adele is Pregnant – With a Burger or Cake I assume
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Reese Witherspoon is Launching a Mom Blog
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2016

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was telling a model that Kanye was actually hospitalized because of Kim Kardashian’s ass implant took him out….when really he just did that to get insurance to cover ticket sales on the tour he canceled, otherwise he has to pay everyone back…and no one wants to do that…

When she asked me how I knew, I said as a Mexican, I know all the Mexicans in LA and one of them happens to be their gardener and he texted me as soon as it happened.

She fully believed me…..unless she’s trolling me…but I am 99 percent sure she believes me – and this is How Trump won the election…

Yes, my life is pathetic….but a girl at the grocery store had hard nipples – so that was pretty good…because life may not be happy and amazing or what you hoped and dreamed it would be – but at least there are hard nipples…oh and the vagina thanksgiving

Here are some stepLINKS….

Anna Faris is an Evil Dog Abuser
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tranny Ass
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Joanna Krupa’s Champagne Showers on Herself
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Arena Security Dances to Michael Jackson
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Gilmore Girls for You Fucking pErverts
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Hilary Duff Ass in a Skirt
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Chloe Bennet in Bello Magaizne
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DIY Fire Tornado
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This Rescue Boat Fail Is Insane
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Peyton Roi List Booty in a Tight Dress
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Some Underwear Model Named Alexina Graham….
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Jennifer Aniston – Nylon Legs
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Crazy Basketball Shot
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Kanye West is Ridiculous
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Random Instagram Model in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima at some Fitness Event Whoring Herself
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Ireland Baldwin in a See Through Photoshoot…
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Gigi Hadid Tits at the AMAs
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Dumb Youtube Song
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Dave Chappelle – Rich
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Charlotte McKinney – Tits in a Sweatshirt
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Olivia Munn – Nipples
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Megan Fox in Leggings…
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Colbie Smulders is Old and Boring
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The Man Blissfully Going Through Life Not Knowing Who Won the Election
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits on a White Couch
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Murder that Crotch
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Jamie Lynn Slut
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Chinese Titty Grab
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Grandpa’s Last Boner
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Slutty Cow Girl
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Tove Lo Pot Leaves
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Slutty Nudes of Some Greek Slut…
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Toplessness from Shamelessness
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Hot Naked Amateur
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

22

Nov

Bella Thorne is Good Times of the Day

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Incest is the best, at least in 70s porn, something I grew up on, there’s just something magical about girls and their sisters having sex with each other amd I guess Bella Thorne knows that….because she’s got her finger on the pulse of what makes dudes jerk off without actually being overly slutty about it – even though the intention is overly slutty….

So here she is posing, for snapchat in what I consider hot, because sisters half naked looking rough as fuck, is what dreams are made of…

This is a thanksgiving miracle, families coming together, many where family memebers have been inappropriately sexually together but try to see past that because family bond is strong….and I like it….

Bella Thorne is so fun….and was wearing a white dress….

TO SEE HER IN A TIGHT WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE

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2016

22

Nov

Alicia Silverstone’s Old Lady Activist Ass of the Day

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Alicia Silverstone would rather go naked than wear wool…at least that’s what she claims in this ad for PETA that we should call bullshit on….It’s more a “I’m a mom who would bird feed my child by chewing for him, who still has an ass people want to fuck, even though when I was at my most famous, I wasn’t even that hot, I blame my crooked face”…

I mean, I don’t know if that last part is true, but I never felt she was hot or someone I’d want to bang or jerk off to, I mean sure she’s famous and all – but it never spoke to my soul or my penis….she was just around more than anything…

And now the activist – will flash her ass to prevent you from wearing wool…and here is a gallery of pictures I’ve pulled from GOOGLE IMAGES of her wearing what could be wool…throughout her career…because she’s a fucking liar…she just wants to go naked with purpose…

: Alicia Silverstone and friend leaving Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills CA 01/13/11 AKM Images USA.

EVEn better – here she is in LEATHER LOL

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2016

22

Nov

Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is…but she’s on the instagram model program, where she posts pictures of herself, ususally from low level photoshoots because it seems less vain and more a showcase of her work – that isn’t actual work….all while trying to get famous because they think they are hot…it’s a weird world we live in – but social media is addictive so we can’t blame them for their attempt to be the next Em Rat Cow…

And why would we blame any bitch who is willing to get naked for attention, for the paparazzi, low level hooking themselves, while claiming it is empowering, when we all know that’s just code for “I like being naked it gets me likes”…exhibitionsm from some narcissist who feels having 75k people follow her is the single most important thing and more importantly – on the right track to be famous…

Which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….it was fucking hard…

Now girls are just like “so do you want me to insert this in my asshole and spread – it’s art right?”..

That’s a win for humanity…and here’s Kendal Schuler topless on the beach.

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2016

22

Nov

Barbara Palvin for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret who no one really understands why or how she got booked by Victoria’s Secret, because she is not that hot…but more importantly, she was barely 18 and from Hungary when it happened…This alone should send some Red Flags or Sirens off at the offices of all the organizations trying to prevent Human Trafficking….it should be investigated…because why the fuck would the people at Victoria’s Secret even know of this barely 18 year old from Hungary….and why would they cast her…and why would she happen…when she’s really not even that hot…there’s a weird story behind this girl and her career and I think it’s a dark one…

She’s in Maxim, which has rebranded and uses fashion photographers like Gilles Bensimon to take more nude pics than Playboy – and I like the vibe….even if I want to know who recruited this girl when she was still a kid…because I know the model industry is a fucking scam….so close to escorting…but not quite escorting….

Side note, I’ve heard she only fucks black athletes..which upsets all your white nationalists who support Trump and Tila Tequila…and I guess the more casual racists – because most white dudes will hate finding out their wife or girlfriend previously fucked black guys…I don’t know why – but it always makes me laugh…

Now… here are those pics…

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2016

22

Nov

Yulia Terentieva in Lingerie of the Day

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Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…

I guess, she’s just a good Russian who knows this is a direct line to the rich life, the rich husband life, far better than trying to escape through the mountains of Siberia….so you do what you’re told, Communist Work Camp work ethic, Russian Spy calculated sneakiness, Russian hooker sex skills…all bundled up into one pile of near perfect. perfect.

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2016

22

Nov

Emma Roberts is Good of the Day

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Emma Roberts is a lovely mainly because she’s skinny, Hollywood starlet raised by Hollywood people who were likely very fucked up people who shouldn’t be raising anything – assuming that her dad had any time for her – while he was self destructing after his oscar… I guess, when you peak…it’s ok to throw in the towel, do B movies all while trying to get as much cocaine and booze in you as possible…

That said, we can assume that there are as many many deep rooted issues that come with being raised in LA, and a whole bunch more issues when you’re raised by famous people, then even more issues when you’re thrown into acting….just a weird as fuck reality…and those things make Emma Roberts all the more exciting….while she wears a dress that you can cum on and wipe off without it staining….Convenient…

I like her.

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2016

22

Nov

Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan’s Asshole of the Day

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I don’t really have any idea what these pictures of Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan are of…they are just so fucking disturbing – I felt obligated to post them….

From what I know about Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan, she’s a prostitute in LA, who at one point in time, and maybe even to this day, turns tricks. She was clever enough to follow the lead of other low level fame whores, who pre- social media – would make silly spectacles of themselves at the paparazzi hot sports – and because of the ridiculousness of their publicity stunts and cries for attention – whether naked or in bikinis – the photo agencies would run the images and blogs would post the images mocking these people – but with Donald Trump school of all press is good press – they’d think it was an achievement – keep it going, as long as they could, and who knows, maybe it got them higher payouts when escorting – or maybe it got them enough attention for them to think they actually mattered…

Now, they still do the same bullshit tactics, but are really fucking old and weathered and this shoot of her cooking cereal in a mesh outfit – is just so twisted…weird…like where did this idea come from, what kind of drugs are they on, and why are these getting released for anything more than weird fetish pictures of a monster – that they are….

So fucking weird…and you can see her asshole…

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2016

22

Nov

Kate Beckinsale on a Yoga Ball of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is loved by everyone who can see past the fact that she’s 40 years old…which happens to be all of Kate Beckinsale’s creepy fans who are so committed to her and would be committed to her even if her fitness, starvation, probable good plastic surgery had melted away with disgusting like most 40 year old women…because that’s what happens…

Here she is riding a YOGA Ball….which is a fetish to me, someone who went to a gym once and saw a hot chick riding the YOGA ball just like this….so I just patiently awaited her to get off it – so I could sniff the sweaty rubber amazingness…

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