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2016

26

Oct

Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day

Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone of some relevance to eat up, exploit, hang out with….attach themselves to her…and throughout all that – she shows off her big tits…in any way she can…and that’s pretty clever…because people love tits…

Everyday may be halloween to her, always in disguise, unsure of who she actually is, dressed up in character, but today she’s in a literal costume and giving us just a little more tit that usual…because she’s hard workin’. Not very good at performing or singing…but who needs good…that’s what mute is for….we just want to watch…by want to watch…I mean…we will watch when a pervert internet blogger puts up the pics…because we are filling in the hours of life before death…

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2016

26

Oct

In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day

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How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued…

I’m thinking at least one…

TO SEE HER IN A CRAZY BELL BOTTOM INSANE LOOKING OUTFIT CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Oct

Fat Ariel Winter Makes Money Off Being Fat Ariel Winter of the Day

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I am someone who questions why people are sexualizing Ariel Winter, and more importantly why she’s posting erotic, pervy, exhibitionist selfies for attention, when she’s already on TV and working as an actress, and the only thing I can think of is that she likes the attention, wants the following, and is an exhibitionist…or maybe she’s delusional and thinks she’s really hot – thanks to all the dudes freaking out over her during her stint on TV, as dudes are perverts and love tits…or maybe it’s because everyone sucks up to her…or ultimately, maybe she doesn’t give a fuck becaus she’s rich and famous….so I guess what I am saying is that I am a body shamer and feel there’s no need to be slutty for no reason, it’s not part of her job…it’s strictly for her ego…and I find it trashy, disgusting…and not pornographic enough to make the cut….

So I read her caption, trying to encourage fat chicks to be fat chicks…and to post pics as fat chicks…and thought…”well fat chick is trying to intellectualize or justify being a fat chick”….and I kept reading…and saw “PARTNERING WITH DOVE”….meaning it’s all part of a fucking campaign, she’s milking and getting paid to be a slutty fat chick, to angle against body shaming, in an OWN your body campaign…cashing fucking in on this….and for some reason I find that hysterical…

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2016

26

Oct

Aleksandra Rastovic is Amazing by Donna Trope of the Day

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Aleksandra Rastovi and these pictures are the best thing I’ve seen all week….I don’t know anything about this model…or if she’s even a model…in a world where anyone is a model…and anyone can have a following…something I used to hate on but realize..fuck that…the industry is lazy as fuck to begin with and solid social media marketers who get people engaged and into their shit…whether with hot pics…or funny content…deserve to be making the brand money…why the fuck should some agency prick call the shots…why do they have the right to play god in my masturbation…fuck that..I choose my own pussy to cum to….even if it’s a very weak hardly relevant cum…it’s still up to me to hunt down the source…not some magazine…some marketing exec….but me…and the instagram popular page…together…we navigate this mountain of pussy….

FOLLOW Model Aleksandra Rastovic on INSTAGRAM HERE

FOLLOW Photographer Donna Trope on INSTAGRAM HERE

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2016

26

Oct

Marloes Horst by Zoey Grossman for Acacia Swimwear of the Day

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Marloes Horst isn’t the only whore in the fashion and model industry, her name just happens rhymes with whores…and I find it fitting because I haven’t met a model I’ve never felt would have sex with the right person for money or career…they are puppets who use and rely on their bodies to get paid way too much money…and their substance, beyond being tall, skinny and often times hot….is pretty much non existent…but they do like luxury vacations, expensive restaurants, smoking cigarette and doing blow at clubs, while pretending to be art and above the commercial component of the industry – before signing off to be a promo model for a billion dollar brand like Victoria’s Secret….who rent her out to other brands like this swimwear company…to help promote the mother company…because anything she does is branded VS, that’s their marketing scam….great ass though…

The photographer is fake hipster Zoey Grossman, who is getting a lot of work despite all her pics looking the same, soaked in piss and shit to get that film coloring, like it’s the 70s, even though it’s on digital camera….and boring…lacks personality…and her ego and success is undeserving…but with a name like Grossman we can assume her dad owns Hollywood or something…because I am just amazed that Photographer is still a career…JUST USE YOUR IPHONES…

TO FOLLOW MODEL MARLOES HORST ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Oct

Tess Georgia by Haris Nukem of the Day

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Tess Georgia is a non existent instagram model – but she did a shoot with a pretty well followed photographer that involves her being naked on a toilet…like she’s taking a huge and disgusting shit – something that normally offends me – because shit is disgusting and I try to avoid all things shit related – except fucking girls up the ass when they ask for it – despite knowing my dick’s in shit – something that normally offends me when my dick is in it except under those circumstances…

You know a risk taking model willing to put it all out there to get noticed…and hopefully for her that takes from 3500 people to millions so that she can justify this kind of behavior and being an empowered feminist the way I like my instagram nudes..but she’s got a shaved pussy…so she may still be at the conforming to the patriarchy approach to social media nudes…who knows.

TO FOLLOW MODEL TESS GEORGIA ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

TO FOLLOW PHOTOGRAPHER HARIS NUKEM ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Oct

Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day

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I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together…

So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only.

TO FOLLOW CHANEL WESTCOAST ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chanel Westcoast|SFW

2016

26

Oct

Carla Howe of the Howe Twins Subtle of the Day

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No one gives a fuck about Howe Twins – Carla Howe. Only 75,000 people follow her on social media – which is virtually no one for someone who gets naked or has made a career out of being naked – and more interestingly, she only gets 700 likes on pictures of her half naked…which means she’s a real fucking nobody….

But leave it up to the UK paparazzi to capture fame-whoring moments of someone who wants it so bad, despite spending the last decade getting naked with her twin sister, a huge fetish for so many people, and she’s got that Kardashian fake face, fake tit, fake ass look….making the whole fail on her end a real fucking fail….in the grand scheme of things…but when you see outfits like this for the paparazzi..it’s a small win…under the umbrella of failure….but at least she’ll always have her escorting to pay her rent…

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2016

26

Oct

Charlotte Le Bon is Nude in a Movie of the Day

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Charlotte Le Bon is a Montreal girl I never met, but would have liked to have met before she got famous, ideally in a sexual meeting, which isn’t unlikely because french girls from Montreal believe in the good life and part of the good life, they call it “Joie to Vivre”…..and it includes getting wasted and having anal sex on the first encounter…you don’t even need a date…you just need to cross path with them…

She ended up moving the France to model, it’s probably the logical place for a French girl to go, then ended up as a TV Host, and is now a movie star…who is getting half naked or fully naked at 30…because that’s what art looks like…and I appreciate the hometown connection to remind me that I am a failure – while other locals succeed…but not because I want to succeed, but because I don’t want these people to succeed unless they’ve had sex with me first….so that I can ride their fame as if it actually matters in a world where nothing matters….except maybe the way she bends.

To Follow Her on Instagram CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Oct

The Hailey Baldwin Scam Continues for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Young “models” who are actually just rich kids who know how to use Instagram or more importantly have hired PR people and agents thanks to their Hollywood parents using their connections to try to get their daughter work….which is what I assume happened to Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, friend of Kendall or Kylie Jenner, which also helps her cause of being a “relevant” it-girl, that we can assume are the worst fucking people to deal with, all entitled, disillusioned, spoiled and not really aware of how real life works out….

I find it weird that she’s even getting work, or featured in magazines, for any reason besides her instagram following, from clever instagram marketing, not from being hot and amazing, but strictly based on following the people who work with want a piece of…but this is the world we live in…

She’s totally not relatable, she’s not interesting, she’s not exciting, and these pics are within that overall vibe her brand has been since she started…no personality…just another rich girl getting what she feels she deserves…

Sure, she’s fine to look at, you know hot enough for Bieber when she was 17…like so many other 17 year old girls are…but boring…so boring…I like more struggle and drive…this handout era of lazy is disgusting.

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