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2016

26

Oct

Tess Georgia by Haris Nukem of the Day

Tess Georgia is a non existent instagram model – but she did a shoot with a pretty well followed photographer that involves her being naked on a toilet…like she’s taking a huge and disgusting shit – something that normally offends me – because shit is disgusting and I try to avoid all things shit related – except fucking girls up the ass when they ask for it – despite knowing my dick’s in shit – something that normally offends me when my dick is in it except under those circumstances…

You know a risk taking model willing to put it all out there to get noticed…and hopefully for her that takes from 3500 people to millions so that she can justify this kind of behavior and being an empowered feminist the way I like my instagram nudes..but she’s got a shaved pussy…so she may still be at the conforming to the patriarchy approach to social media nudes…who knows.

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2016

26

Oct

Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day

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I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together…

So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only.

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2016

26

Oct

Carla Howe of the Howe Twins Subtle of the Day

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No one gives a fuck about Howe Twins – Carla Howe. Only 75,000 people follow her on social media – which is virtually no one for someone who gets naked or has made a career out of being naked – and more interestingly, she only gets 700 likes on pictures of her half naked…which means she’s a real fucking nobody….

But leave it up to the UK paparazzi to capture fame-whoring moments of someone who wants it so bad, despite spending the last decade getting naked with her twin sister, a huge fetish for so many people, and she’s got that Kardashian fake face, fake tit, fake ass look….making the whole fail on her end a real fucking fail….in the grand scheme of things…but when you see outfits like this for the paparazzi..it’s a small win…under the umbrella of failure….but at least she’ll always have her escorting to pay her rent…

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2016

26

Oct

Charlotte Le Bon is Nude in a Movie of the Day

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Charlotte Le Bon is a Montreal girl I never met, but would have liked to have met before she got famous, ideally in a sexual meeting, which isn’t unlikely because french girls from Montreal believe in the good life and part of the good life, they call it “Joie to Vivre”…..and it includes getting wasted and having anal sex on the first encounter…you don’t even need a date…you just need to cross path with them…

She ended up moving the France to model, it’s probably the logical place for a French girl to go, then ended up as a TV Host, and is now a movie star…who is getting half naked or fully naked at 30…because that’s what art looks like…and I appreciate the hometown connection to remind me that I am a failure – while other locals succeed…but not because I want to succeed, but because I don’t want these people to succeed unless they’ve had sex with me first….so that I can ride their fame as if it actually matters in a world where nothing matters….except maybe the way she bends.

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2016

26

Oct

The Hailey Baldwin Scam Continues for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Young “models” who are actually just rich kids who know how to use Instagram or more importantly have hired PR people and agents thanks to their Hollywood parents using their connections to try to get their daughter work….which is what I assume happened to Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, friend of Kendall or Kylie Jenner, which also helps her cause of being a “relevant” it-girl, that we can assume are the worst fucking people to deal with, all entitled, disillusioned, spoiled and not really aware of how real life works out….

I find it weird that she’s even getting work, or featured in magazines, for any reason besides her instagram following, from clever instagram marketing, not from being hot and amazing, but strictly based on following the people who work with want a piece of…but this is the world we live in…

She’s totally not relatable, she’s not interesting, she’s not exciting, and these pics are within that overall vibe her brand has been since she started…no personality…just another rich girl getting what she feels she deserves…

Sure, she’s fine to look at, you know hot enough for Bieber when she was 17…like so many other 17 year old girls are…but boring…so boring…I like more struggle and drive…this handout era of lazy is disgusting.

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2016

26

Oct

Mary Carey for Trump Despite her Porn Sister’s Accusations of the Day

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Mary Carey is known for being a famewhore who hustles as many publicity stunts as possible to stay in the news – she’s been doing the political thing forever, I think it may have started with running for Mayor, maybe it was running for Governor, I don’t remember or care – because she doesn’t matter, I have never seen her porn, I have never wanted to see her porn, and if anything…just looking at her and her shamelessness is pretty gross..

I am only posting this because her sister Pornstar Jessica Drake who I am not sure whether they’ve shared cock or bodily fluids – but are both old and washed up….has recently come forward with some story about TRUMP groping her and offering to pay her for sex like she’s a hooker – when really she only gets paid for sex if there’s a camera crew in the room – have some respect Donald Trump….how dare you talk to a sex worker like that – they are respectable person….

I just find it interesting that one pornstar is trying to expose Trump for being a sleazy asshole we all know he is…while another one is trying to leverage him for her own success…and the whole thing is just so silly…ultimately like your American election….

I guess it’s just proof how divided the country is….

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In other TRUMP news….his star on Hollywood walk of fame was defaced, which is pretty fucking low level protest, that I don’t support or respect because like all the other stars on the walk, he paid for it….and dude was elected to get this far and whether he’s insane, crazy, terrifying or not…vandalizing his shit…is just weird….and ignoring the fact that the government is ultimately corrupt, evil, and not out for your best interests…but rather out for their own self interests…and all parties involved should be terrifying, in fact, Trump should be less scary only because of his ignorance…and lack of doing really fucked up political things that no one ever hears about because they are distracted by noise, scandal and fluff…but I can assure you…sledgehammer to a star is not really making a political statement or having a good conversation about what’s actually wrong…stop fighting amongst yourselves, start working together in an intelligent and civil way…you unsophisticated primates..

And the video

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2016

26

Oct

Katie Price Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

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Katie Price is a known hooker, at least I assume she’s a hooker, maybe she’s not a hooker at all, maybe she’s a virgin who just made her career with her clown tits as a Glamour model…and for some reason an entrepreneur who branded the shit out of herself with her clown tits that at one point were much bigger and clown-like than they are in these pics of her in Barbados…but that she scaled down as she moved more and more into her old age….if you’re gonna go fake tit – you might as well go big fake tit….otherwise what’s the point of the surgeries…you know go big or go home…

Not that you’re looking at her tits, while her pussy eats away at her bikini bottoms like you’d expect them to….after a bunch of kids…who will grow up with an interesting looking clown titty mom…one with a big head of obvious reasons (he has a retardation)….and all the cock that comes with being Katie Price / Jordan….not including her husband Peter Andre…who you’d never remember, but I do….because he was gay…

I guess what I’m saying is that I have a long lasting relationship with Katie Price…and this pussy in bikini bottoms is lovely….possibly disgusting….but lovely just the same…

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2016

26

Oct

Dude Getting Head in a Liquor Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man on the Side of the Road

CHECKERS EMPLOYEES SPITTING IN FOOD

Terrible Work Fail…

Dude Busted Having Sex with Hooker

Road Rager Tries to Run Motorbike Off the Road

The Dude Defending Fucking a 9 year Old

Pretty Terrible Dude Fuckign a Car

Bike Hits Car – Truck His Bike

Student Breaks Up Fight After Teacher Gets Hit

Farmer Shoots At Drone

Just Groping a Tit

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2016

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing this story of TRUMP groping a pornstar…if you’ve ever hung out with pornstars…they are usually the ones over-sexed and groping at you….I’ve had my dick grabbed and not in a romantic way by some of the nastiest girls in porn….and I didn’t cry “rape”….to be offered money for sex when a pornstar is kind of your job…like when people ask me to be an unemployed asshole who rants about garbage…I don’t get offended….

I don’t know why it’s so shocking that a rich guy who is all flash and flare and no substance – who is a terrible businessman, but able to pull off the lie / troll / image of him being great…even if it is so artificial…is a misogynistic, womanizer…all rich guys I know think all women are whores…even when they hire them to work for them….

That said, I wonder how many women hating misogynists who also hate gay dudes are taking their sexual rage out on trannies…because there are so many trannies and all of them seem to be sex workers…and you know they aren’t getting hired by gay dudes…as gay dudes are into other dudes…and trannies are made for closet cases…

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Marloes Horst in a Bikini Like a Bikini Model
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Taylor Swift’s Latest Cock – DRAKE – Not very Country Girl – but Very Needing to be Filled by rich Big Black Cock that can Increase your Brand Presence
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Tom Cruise Still Love Scientology
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Gilmore Girls
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Girls Who Support Sports Teams
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Jimmy Fallon is a Drunk
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Epic Drive Thru Prank
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2016

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been trying to convince a girl to pee in a jar and mail it to me for the last three hours…not because I am into pee, but I want to see if she’ll do it…and most importantly…I’ll give them a random mailing address (my neighbors’) because he doesn’t show me nude pics of his hot Russian wife….but I’ve failed because I fail at everything…

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The Gilmore Girls Netflix Show…Trailer
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Olivia Wilde Breast Feeding
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Kim Kardashian Holding an Ice Cream Looking Haggard for her First Post Robbery Pics…is LOLZ
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Amber Rose – Big Disgusting Tits
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A Bunch of Sluts at some Women in Hollywood Event – Where they Complained About not being Paid as much as Men
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Dash Cam Crash
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Nicole Kidman is Still a Robot
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Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Posting a Pic of Him Voting
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Car Chase With Sabotage from Beastie Boys On
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Charlize Theron’s Got Manly Tits…and these are her hard nipples
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Dakota Fanning Dressed Like a Disney Princess
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Accident of the Day
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Soviet Arcades…
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Jessica Simpson in Tight Pants
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Celeb Sluts in Halloween Costumes
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Caitlin Stasey Topless…
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Zooey Deschanel is a Fat Multi Millionaire from Internet Websites
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Katie Price – Awesome Cameltoe
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The Arctic is Fucking Crazy
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Obama Reads Mean Tweets
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Steph Curry Has a Subtle Home…
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You May want to Fuck Emilty Bett Rickards
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Danika Yarosh – is Hot
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Shay Mitchell Cleavage…
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The Bill Murray White House Troll
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Tom Cruise is Still In Love with Sceintology…
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Sara Jean Underwood Naked…
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Nicole Scherzinger – Crazy Outfit
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Lady Gaga – Short Shorts
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The Obama Netflix Show….Trailer
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Katie Holmes is Fucking Jamie Fox Still..
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Bella Thorne Slutty Round-Up
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Assassin Creed’s Official Trailer…
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Hailey Baldwin in Leather Pants…
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Replacing a Light Bulb with a Drone
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Selena Gomez in Lockdown
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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Naked Girl – Cheesy Photoshoot
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Secretary VS Coat Rack
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Dutch Playboy Tits
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Big Amateur Tits Get Jelly Spilled On Them…Oh No
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