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Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

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2016

Aug

Haley Joel Osment Titties of the Day

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No one likes my joke that Haley Joel Osment is his now more successful, despite not being Oscar nominated, but still working, sister….

No one thinks a good tranny to get famous like Bruce Jenner idea which would make sense, a rich 18 year old gets no castings, what’s a boy to do after tasting that fame and feeling really talented in the space, left to his own devices…he gets breast implants, grows his hair, tucks his dick and reinvents his goddamn self….it makes perfect sense…especially since this one flaunts them tits every chance she gets….

It’s probably because no one reads anything I write….although, I did match with a tranny on tinder last night and I kept asking about IT’s uterus…which apparently upset the tranny knowing he’ll never have a uterus….it was pretty good times….without having to leave the comfort of my own pissed stained couch…

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2016

Aug

Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Leven Rambin Parrack is a soap star, or a child star, or a child soap star who I would assume very few people actually know of, but then I remember that you’re all a bunch of unemployed weirdos on disability checks who sit at home all day watching daytime TV…and jerking off to the 13 year old Leven Rambin Parrack they cast in their ridiculous, designed for real fucking low level people, trash…because you just have nothing better to do, and that’s just the kind of guy you are…

She’s apparently on some other show or movie now, but I could be in the same room as her, and I probably have, and didn’t notice her, but if she was in a bathing suit posing like this, all fame-whore stanced…I’d be into it, because I am into it, she’s just not letting me get into it…because she’s not that kind of girl…you know a gutter street hooker I can afford…

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2016

Aug

Emma Roberts Skinny Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Emma Roberts has a nice skinny ass in a world where not enough girls have nice skinny asses because skinny asses aren’t celebrated anymore, not even cute skinny asses with some shape…and all these sluts want monster asses….even though monster asses are gross….but Emma Roberts brings us hope of a better tomorrow….

Thanks to her I still believe that there are girls out there who insist on being skinny, who still starve themselves and workout as much and as hard as they can….because they know that being fat is disgusting, we just don’t hear a lot from them, because they are either too weak or tired to speak up, or too happen in how good they look, or being overpowered by the body positive fat chicks….

I guess what guys are forgetting is how little round asses make your dicks look bigger when you fuck them, which should be enough reason to want to get involved in that skinny girl world…instead of this fertility, high estrogren and cholesterol shit we’re constantly exposed to….

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She also wore a white shirt…

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2016

Aug

Low Level Famous Girls Grabbing Tits on Snapchat of the Day

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First Up – Sara Jean Underwood, who is in her 30s and really trying and succeeding at continuing to be tits and ass for the people, even though Playboy, her roots, don’t do tits and ass, and even though you’d think no one really gives a fuck about this Playboy look, vibe and experience…I guess hosting Attack of the Show…didn’t lead to hosting gigs – so back to the drawing board thats more of a place to get naked board…for dudes who may not pay her- but probably pay her…..

Second Up – Jenny Mollen, who you don’t know, but she’s married to the guy from American Pie who fucks the pie…I can’t remember his name and it’s not worth googling…I know the wife, because for a while she was a twitter aspiring actor / writer who would write shit for websites like Playboy…for frat boys…being funny and half naked – before getting married, pregnant and now…still on social media grabbing tits…because it’s shocking – or who fucking cares…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2016

Aug

Supergirl Sucking Popsicles of the Day

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I saw these pics of Melissa Benoist, SUPERGIRL, the girl who was part of the FAPPENING, who you can google and find all her slutty pictures, that I was forced to delete so that I didn’t get arrested or sued by the lovely marketer who made a name for herself with those nudes….I mean I think she was actually fucking in hers…like actual dick on pussy action..without getting any hate for it…because it was a damn violation that she probably set up…for the press – because that’s the world we live in…fuck on camera – get famous – repeat….works for me…

Now I’m not posting them to talk about her dick in pussy with bush pics, I’m posting them for the nerdy fan boy I assume reads this site, because non-nerdy people wouldn’t care about any of this shit, and I figure seeing a girl in a Supergirl outfit sucking anything would just fucking destroy you at your core…so this is my attempt at destroying you..

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2016

Aug

Couple Has Sex in a Mall and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife VS Mistress

Panda Gives Birth in Captivity

Father Feeds Daughter Beer

Dude Coughs up Bubble

Robbers Leave Crociles in School during Robbery

Inmate Assists Jail Guard

Belgian Police Shoot a Woman

French Bull Dog Doesn’t Like Fermented fish

News Reporter Watches 26 Accidents Happen

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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls you sext from Tinder who get boyfriend’s are the worst, not that I actually sext, so maybe girls with boyfriends who didn’t have boyfriends when you met, are the worst….

You say “send nudes” and they all, every one of them go off in a “have respect for me and my man”…”I’m going to have to block you”…even though I’ve known some of them for years…all because I want to see their nudes, and only out of curiosity…just to see if they have an inny or outty vagina…I am curious…all because they have a boyfriend…even if it’s a recent thing…like all of a sudden they imprison their pussy and think dude who wanted to see them naked pics three weeks ago, will all of a sudden not want to see them naked pics…

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Jennifer Lawrence is Rich
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Gandalf Doesn’t Do Weddings
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Mariah Carey Pops a Vein….
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Stuff in Reverse
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Kim K- Disgusting in a Bikini
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The Soundtrack to Your Childhood
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Fan Girls…
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Clooney on a Bike
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Hot Pics of Alexis Ren
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The Magic of Surfing
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like with rape, people get really mad when you talk about molestation. There’s always some downer at the party when you’re dropping a solid “molested by her uncle / father / stepfather / gym teacher because she had special needs that they thought they would get away with it, since special needs people don’t tell on their molesters because they don’t know they are being molested…they just know if they tell anyone the molester will kill their family, so they do it for their family”…joke…who says “that’s not funny, my friend was molested”….

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Lohan Bikini Pic
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Jessica Biel Boring at an Event
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Rihanna Cleavage…
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Underage Bieber Girlfriend Not Wearing a Bra
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Kim Kardashian Wet See Through at the BEach
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The CERN staged a Mock Human Sacrifice..
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Dude Tries to Race a Female Olympic Swimmer
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Courtney Stodden Still Has Hair….
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Hot To Ruin Instagram Food Photo
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A Bunch of Huge Tits
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Jessica Alba – Boring at an Event
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Alexis Ren – Nipple
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Sia Lives in a 5 Million Dollar House…What the Fuck
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Drug Addict Thrown Out of Cop Car…
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Elle Fanning Photoshoot video..
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Dildo Field Goal – Ends in Disaster
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Toronto Taxi Driver Deals With Biker in the Right Way
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Shannon Doherty – Depressing Cancer Pic
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Kendall Jenner Ass on a Bike
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Julianne Hough – Cock Tease Ass Flash
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Chloe Grace Tight Pants
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Kate Beckinsale Heads to a Bar in Leggings
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Lindsay Pelas – Cleavage
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Can Paper Cut Wood
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Victoria’s Secret Models in Lingerie…
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Amy Robach Drops Colored People
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Ali Lohan – Tits
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Box Truck Falls on it’s Side
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Natalie Portman – Hot in Red
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Tight Yoga Pants
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Black Bear – Close Call
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Tom Hiddleston is Dating Taylor Swift to Become the nExt Bond
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Petra G – Pussy Flash
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Playboy Casting in Montreal
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2016

Aug

Kim Kardashian Twerking in the Pool of the Day

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A video posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Aug 20, 2016 at 7:47am PDT

Kim Kardashian is the fucking worst, and there’s obviously no secret in how she got her notoriety, but I am still fascinated that brands choose to work with her, or that people choose to idolize her, when despite being so fucking rich, a mom of two, she remains trashy as fuck….whether it’s getting naked every chance she gets, or milking her huge fake ass, and thin waist from Lipo that young girls are emulating, along with buying hair products and other shit she is selling like an Armenian market worker…back in Armenia…giving out all the bananas to the Africans rolling through…or some shit…

She’s in her mid 30s, posting ass shaking videos and nipple pics…and instagram doesn’t delete her shit, they need her, she’s their prized hen…and other brands throw millions at her…and it’s irresponsible marketing, and it’s hypocritical marketing, and it’s fucking disgusting to look at all this greed, wealth, consumerism, destruction of intelligent, thinking, analytical minds…replaced with hip hop video glamour models are our role models…

It doesn’t matter how many of us hate this shit, we still see this shit in our everyday…and no matter how confused we are…lazy media buyers are booking these pieces of shit…instead of not funding them…and ending them…which would be nice…

Here’s more of the monster..

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2016

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Snapchat Titty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s found a new way to cocktease…Dancing with a low cut….or loose fitting…tank top that’s arm holes are big enough for her to lift her arms up and show that titty…and when put into motion on snapchat, during dance classs, it makes the tit flash seem so innocent, unintentional, not planned…but you know that she’s clever enough to know how to be subtle in her seduction and exhibitionism…she doesn’t want to be a straight up ho, this way..she can still get jobs instead of just giving rich guys blow jobs…which is also a job…but not one that gets you millions of fans…

I don’t know if there’s tit or nipple or pasties…I just know she’s getting creative in her half nakedness and for that…we should celebrate her.

Snapchat is the source of all disposable masturbation material…