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Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

Sydney Sweeney in Hammocks with Dogs of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Wears Short Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in a New Location of the Day

2016

Jun

Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day

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Fergie’s back and on the hustle, making fun of the fact that she’s old and has kids, but also that she’s got a good dermatologist and photoshop retoucher – that makes her look like she wasn’t the haggard meth addict we all know that she was – after her Disney / child star stint…before the whole Black Eyed Peas shit happened for her – and propelled her to super stardom…

Because 10 years ago, she looked 10 years older than this…and there’s only one thing that logically makes sense…and that is that she’s a fake bitch manipulating all of you through catchy song and dance that isn’t good song and dance but that has money behind it and that can hire scientists to determine what people will respond to…

We live in a world that can cure virus and disease..treat insanity…and there’s no doubt in my mind that billion dollar media companies don’t know exactly how to get loser drone idiots like us to buy into shit…

Even I know how to push product…it all starts with the tits…

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2016

Jun

Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day

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Christen Press is a Soccer Player..who I guess is going to the Olympics and who ESPN could use for their body issue to offer something remotely sexy, since most pro athlete women are monsters….with really big legs…ready to eat your soul thanks to the roid rage they have from performance enhancement drugs that were calculated properly as to not

I don’t watch sports – but I do think strong ass, strong legs on a bitch is hot, because I am the opposite of an athlete and like the women who ride me to have the endourance to keep me interested, not that I deserve to be ridden by any girl – but if we’re gonna have sex – I’m not going to be able to get through 5-10 thrusts before passing out – so now I look for fitness, versus crackwhores too lazy to run…

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2016

Jun

Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Valerie van der Graaf is some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…

She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….

I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

And now she’s in Playboy, showing her ass, and some tit, but not all of her tit, because this is Playboy the Instagram years, trying to give the instagram vibe – with no nipples…in the dumbest fucking business decision…they could have made…

The photographer is David Bellemere, who’s great, the model is great, but what the fuck is this no nipple..

Bellemere shoots for Victoria’s Secret…nipples – but NO – not for Playboy – that would just make too much sense…

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2016

Jun

Lise Olsen Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Lise Olsen is a Norway model and she’s in the lastest issue of Playboy, that’s non nude – because Playboy feels they shouldn’t show you naked girls – when you can just go to their pay site to see all the stripper trash willing to get naked for Playboy – but the magazine can remain artistic, with quality shoots, integrity – that is ad friendly and not at all what Playboy was or means to people – while Vogue and all the other men’s mags are going more naked…their advisers are like “let’s turn Playboy in instagram, you know shitty staged shoots of decent models by good photographers that looks like shit was pissed on because instagram is popular”…..So playboy has turned into Instagram….curated nonsense…

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2016

Jun

Michelle Vawer hops onto Titty Modeling for Fame of the Day

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Michelle Vawer is some Canadian you’v enever heard of – unless you’ve seen “Into the Blue 2” the Jessica post Jessica Alba years…of the dumbest fucking straight to DVD movie from the DVD era….but she’s hot, and I guess she realizes that was 7 years ago…is probably pushing 30, or in her 30s, I didn’t bother googling her…so if she wants to stand out – it’s time to get that nipple out – blame feminism or whatever…make dreams come true…

I always like these girls around this age – who were cunty at 21 when things were going good for them….struggling to find themselves 10 years later – top make that right move after things didn’t quite workout so well or as planned…mainly because that’s when the tits come out to play!

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2016

Jun

Woman Testing Mattress at the Mattress Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Lady with a Cane Dances in the Street

Stupid Human Trick – Like a Porn Scene

If this is the Next Civil War – Between White Power and the Rest of the World – It’ll Be Pretty Lame

Squirrel Taunts – Cat

Testing the Glass Bridge – Made in China

Two Kids Don’t Get Accepted in School and Jump Off Building Together

85 Year Old Stabs Security Guard

Diarrhea of the Day

Slashing in the Bronx

Man in Hotel – Throws things

Hitchiking With his Dick Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realized today, after years of drinking, that the real fun happens on the outside of the bar or club and not on the inside, where everyone has to listen to shitty music while piled up on top of each other – sweaty and disgusting…with overpriced drinks…

While you can just get your own booze / drugs and approach people leaving the club, or outside the club having a smoke and get a way more interesting interraction, like Heavy Metal Parking lot, the cheesy bitch version…where you can easily find the drunkest ones – the most one funs – the sluttiest ones out in better light – showing off their tit…and pantiless dresses…

I guess this is just another thing Homeless people have been telling us forever, but we haven’t listend…because we pass them off as crazy – when really they are genius…

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Goofy Girls…
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The World’s Ugliest Dog Winner
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Jay Leno Rolls
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Terry Richardson on his Polyamourous Parents
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9 Deleted Scenes explainging Movies…h
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The Best Interraction with a Polar Bear
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Huge Fucking Tits in a Tight Dress
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Tracy Morgan in a Dress – No Wait that’s Magic Johnson’s Homo
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A Bunch of Fucking Selfies
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Taylor Swift – is Probably Going to Sue Kanye Over Depicting Her Topless – Or Maybe She’s in on the Beef – Because Entertainment Industry is WWE and All Staged
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2016

Jun

steplINKS of the DAy

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I left my house today – and saw at least one slutty girl short shorts you know wanted to get fingered because why else would she wear short shorts….I saw at least one girl not wearing a bra – her hard nipples reminding me that if you got nice tits…you might as well go one step further and pull them out for me to stare at them – being topless is legal..

It’s a holiday for french people here, so being an english person means you are the villain and could be lynched….you know since you’re the villain…and if you’re lucky it means the slutty french girls will try to win you over to their side through their mouth / pussy and assholes…

It also means the stripclubs will be empty, because it’s time to be with family…the day off, the national holiday, forcing you to get lap dances from immigrant strippers who don’t have the same heart and soul as trashy french girls…

Oh Weekend…Here are some stepLINKS…

Model Removed 6 ribs to Have a Waistline…
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Calvin Harris Called Taylor Swift a Media Manuipulater – I Wonder Why
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Kendall Jenner Braless
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Race of Gentleman – the Vintage Car Race
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New Yorkers – Just Missing their Train
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Keri Hilson – Deep Throating a Popsicle –
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Elle Fanning is a Whore
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Chloe Grace Moretz – Whore
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Fish Jumps Right into Man’s Grocery Basket
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Some UK Slag and Her Pussy Flash
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Natasha Poly Naked in Vouge
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Haggard Bitch Named Jenna Dewan
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Channing Tatum on Feminism and Rape Culture…
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Amanda Seyfried Ass Shot
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Heidi Klum Titties Eat Ice Cream
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Channing Tatum Describes How he Fucks his wife
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Charlotte McKinney – Big Tits on Set
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Girl Stung by Bee
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Irina Shayk is Hot
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Fastest Pit Stop
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Lindsay Lohan – Gets into Politics because She’s British Royalty Now
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Heavy Metal Cover of Some Disney Shit
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Your brain on Food
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Fallout Boy Does Ghostubsters
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Olympic Hopeful – SLUT…
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Potato Gun in Slow Motion…
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Sophia Bush –
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Wet Girls
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French Bulldog and KOI Fish in Love….
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Bear Walking on Hind Legs
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits
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Twerking Art
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Kelsi Swinging Around Naked
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2016

Jun

Bald UK Cooter Flash for Attention by a UK Trashy for the UK During these Hard Times of the Day

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How about a little Marnie Simpson, UK SLAG, who is likely on reality TV or in Glamour Model magazine shoots, flashing her bald pussy or as they call it – her fanny – to celebrate or mourn the UK being part of the EU, to remind everyone of the power force that is the UK, and that they’ll be OK on their own..because they have tabloid loving cunt and the host bodies out there for soccer stars to married and to be on reality TV and topless in their newspapers…

Everything will be ok…

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2016

Jun

Kanye West Fame Whores His is New Video “FAMOUS” of the Day

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Kanye West streamed his new video, the one that made fun of Taylor Swift, on TIDAL because he’s Jay-Z’ and Beyonce’s bitch – and it features what are the most “famous” people of the time, in bed, topless, together…in the Kim Kardashian school of fame whoring, attention seeking, media manipulating, distracting, trolling, lying for personal gain…bullshit that they try to intellectualize or make interesting…

So the 12 famous people topless together – are George W. Bush, Donald Trump, Anna Wintour, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Amber Rose, Caitlyn Jenner, Bill Cosby, and Taylor Swift.

I think Kanye was most into the Caitly Jenner nude…

Apparently, these are dolls, but even if they were human, they are just vapid, shallow, useless puppets……

So take it in…Kanye is the worst – but Sister Nancy is great….love that BOM BOM song…