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2016

08

Jun

Christina Milian for Maxim of the Day

Christina Milian is almost fascinating to me, I say almost because she totally misses the mark and ultimately she comes across as a vapid attention seeker who thinks she’s hotter than she is – who is just doing what all the instagram whores are doing – getting slutty on social media in this over sexualized world – to get followers – only unlike those whores looking for rich guys to fund their social media life – she’s already rich. She already found her wallet that she fucked and she even had a hit song – that she probably get paid on – back when she was Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj…not to mention credits on a bunch of pop songs her husband at the time hooked her up on so that she’d always have money coming in and couldn’t fuck him for alimony…like she was Amber Rose…and I guess she is like Amber Rose…a mom – whore – who doesn’t need to be – but they are trashy and this is what fuels them…it’s what they think their worth is…

So she’s in Maxim, instead of just kickin’ it on a pile of fucking money, because Maxim is that stamp of you’re pussy’s not too banged out yet…even though it is.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Lindsay Pelas Has Big Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Pelas is one of these instagram whores – who is so low level – and irrelevant that dudes, mainly bros, follow because her tits are fucking absurdly huge and even magical…up on some hormones in the food or just interesting genetics –

She uses her tits as a tool to get ahead, and rightfully so, they are a wonderfully huge talent and it would be a fucking crime if she didn’t use them before the rest of her fattens up, and catches up to her tits, like every busty girl I’ve ever known, when her metabolism slows down at 30…

It’s safe to assume she uses her social media to get paid for sex, because the brands hiring her are not paying much, because they know her audience and worth is all in the tits…to jerk off to…for big titty fetishists, which is pretty much everyone, even if big tits aren’t a prerequisite to fuck, they are magical when they happen without obesity.

I don’t like giving these low level attention seeking whores attention or credibility – but magical tits always win…they always get the best of me – when I get nothing from them because they are cheesy, Vegas-y and into money..but for the record – I posted her first tit video that went viral before 99 percent of people – so she owes me a motorboat / full contact lap dance…etc.

Posted in:LIndsay Pelas|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Maitland Ward Shows Her Tits of the Day

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I hate encouraging Maitland Ward on her quest for attention to emulate the attention she once had many decades ago where she was at the top of her career -as the hot girl in a shitty yet popular show…

I feel like it’s just adding fuel to the fiery bush that she should be showing off since that’s her actual skill set – and that no good will come from giving her any more attention than she’s trying to get – if anything she’s on a slippery slope to losing her fucking mind – and possibly dying of a drug overdose like other fucked up child stars.. who never really mattered beyond the one job they booked…I don’t want to help her by making her think people care – when really they are laughing…

But at the same time, she’s great in her desperation, she fucking loves every second of this low quality titty flash nonsense – hoping that at 40 – her big tits will be celebrated again –

And I fucking love the low level fame whores obsessed with fame – especially when they are who are too old to be social media stars, because they are pre-internet – but they pull out their tits anyway – to get some opens and feel like they are on the right track…

It’s a passion of mine…Maitland Ward…not so much…but I do consider her a friend who I make fun of and who ignores me – who has tits I’d never jerk off to because they are 100 years old…

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2016

08

Jun

Exploring the Mystical Roni Rose of the Day

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Getting that good good sun!!!

A video posted by Roni Rose (@getit_rose) on Jun 3, 2016 at 10:39am PDT

Roni Rose is some girl who has 153,000 followers – because she’s like so many other girls – trying to be an instagram whore – rocking her fake tits – probably an escort – hoping at least one rich guy will fuck her and knock her up like she was Amber Rose….with a face that looks like a tranny – lips that look like they were injected – tits that are round and clown like – all living the trashy, hope to be a Karadashian, or at least in a rap video, when not out fucking athlete DREAM…

It’s almost insane how many instagram whores there are in each market.

From hipster, to tattoo bitches, to hip hop, to cheesy bikini models, to travel bloggers, to fashion models, to naked models who think they do fashion – all while hoping to fucking win at life…

It’s almost unmanageable, that’s why when you’ve got goood seats because you fuck athletes – or want to – make good use of it – when Steph Curry is in the frame – innocently trying to work him into getting his sperm inside you – while the world watches…

If you want to learn more about this athlete fucker – or wannabe athlete fucking – I have everything you need to know and that is that she bowls…

Bowling with the bros big sis had to show them how its done. I would have got all strikes if I didn't have long nails lol. ????????????

A video posted by Roni Rose (@getit_rose) on Jun 7, 2016 at 10:57am PDT

and she whores…

Posted in:Roni Rose|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Mom Wrestles Dude Trying to Abduct Her 13 Year Old in Dollar Tree and Other videos of the Day

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Spencer Tunick – Who Does Mass Nude Photos – And Has Been for as Long as I Can Remember – Even Pre-Internet – Got 6000 Nude in Bogota! HOT

Road Rage Guy Shows his Small Dick

Mom Slaps Daughter for Having Sex with her Boyfriend

Restaurant Brawl

Woman Withdraws 8 Million RMB from Chinese Bank – About 1.2 Million USD – I like Her

Girl Passes Out on Train

Dad Throws Baby From Third Floor Fire…

Man Falls from Bridge – With Safety Hat that Probably Doesn’t Save Him

Firecracker Down Pants

Pretty Great Golf Trick Shot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Watch out for creepy dudes pretending to be against rape culture to garner the trust of unsuspecting women – so that he can get them alone to discuss current events and issues – maybe even starting a rape safe space for victims to be heard – only to get them drunk so he can try to have sex with them…..

I just fear putting my dick on unsuspecting faces, like I did last night, because in this era of drunken silly antics, a girl at the bar drunk could either love it and laugh at the shock of a dick in her unsuspecting face, or she could call rape…because in theory it’s on the rape scale even if your intent isn’t rape…and this whole rape culture thing is taking the surprise out of sex…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning for my hangover…

Popping Champagne like a Boss
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A Bunch of Really Wet Girls
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Meryl Streep in Donald Trump Drag is Terrifying..
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Amber Rose – Feminist Sex Worker is on her Husband’s Pay Roll
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Leo’s Lover – Lukas Haas is Fucking Leo in Greece
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Boring Sluts in Crop T0ps
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Comedian Gets the Entire to Audience to Say Ni**er
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Guy Wakes Up his Chicken
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Dude Destroys a 70,000 Dollar Camera – Amazing
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THe Making of Predator
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2016

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to play with self proclaimed Social Justice Warriors…you know the kind of person who pretends to be about being ALL-INCLUSIVE but only to those people who are in agreement with their ideals….

All I wrote was “is fingering rape”…and people went CRAZY..name calling, all because you know, I’m trans..

You can fuck with these people but using trigger words…it can be pretty funny…either they’ve all been molested or raped or hurt by men…or they are just white people….

Here’s that shirt:

Yes everyone has heighten rape culture soap boxes – because of that Micahel Cera looking dude being SUperbad – getting 6 months – when her’s a rapist…which makes it all more hilarious…

Not a time to say rape is an overused term….especially not on social media…

It’s also not a good time to talk about being raped while drunk – with statuses like

I am having a pretty rough day. I just discovered that every time I was black out drunk and had sex with an ugly fat girl who was less drunk than me – and on top of me – restraining me with her weight until I finished – I was raped.

The reality is that I blame porn for rape culture.

All you primates don’t just watch but are addicted to some vile violent shit that would probably fuck with any 12 year old , especially one who looks like Michael Cera, who eventually turns 20 and goes frat boy in college….

Romance is dead, sure rape always existed, but in a world with no moral code where idiots obsessively watch abuse porn women pretend empowers them – makes for some fucked up ideals….on how to treat people, including themselves…

But then again, girls have always feared being raped walking home, I know…because I’ve followed girls home and they go crazy..it’s like bitch, we’re just going in the same direction…

Get your rape whistle because here are some steplinks..

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Guy Fieri Johnny Cash Hurt Edit is the Fucking Worst..
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Amber Rose Gets 15,000 Dollars Child Support from Wiz – Don’t Cheat on your Whore
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Michelle Hunziker in Bikini
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Ashley Graham – Photoshopped in a Bikini
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Check out this Big Tit Whore
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New Tarzan Trailer
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Thick Neck Chloe Grace in Leggings
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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13 Year Old Opera Singing….
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Em Rat Cow at Some Event Looking Good Enough Thanks to her Dead Face and Big Tits
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Amber Heard Arrested in 2009 for Domestic Abuse Against Some Lesbian
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Betsey Johnson – Upskirt
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Hot Model of the Day
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Grandma Does VR
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Russian Driver Starts a Fight
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Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra
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Olivia wilde Pregnant at some Event in a Slutty Dress
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The Olsen Twins and the Other Sister – Together – Scary
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Woman Goes Crazy on Modified Subaru
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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Trailer – If you Care
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Life in Armour is Dumb as Fuck
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Elle Fanning Young Cleavage in a White Dress
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Rihanna See Through
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Axl Rose VS Google
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Olivia Culpo’s Wet See Through Bathing Suit
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John Oliver Rants are Getting So Lame
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Guy VS Cops
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Chloe Grace Nipple Pierce
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Idiot Defending his Son Who Fingered a Girl
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Models Boring at Some Fashion Event
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Roni Rose Eye Fucking Steph Curry
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Bird BOuncing Golf Ball
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How Much Everyone on a 200 Million Dollar Makes…
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Random Tumblr Porn Curated By Me – Because I’m a CUrator of the Day
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Topless Jog…
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Naked Bitch with a Great Body
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Rough Toy Use
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Grandma Takes a Shit
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Caught Masturbating Compilation
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Wild Girl on the Street Corner
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Tranny Looking Busty Chick
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Some Naked Bitch By the Pool
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day

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You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt…

But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely.

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

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Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits..

It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment….

There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to..

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW

2016

07

Jun

Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day

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I always get excited for Nina Agdal when her drunk, retard looking head, gets work…because it makes her seem like less of a rich guy fucking whore from Miami who think she’s a big deal because she fucked her way into Sports Illustrated – something she’s leveraged the last 7 years and keeps pushing….rather than doing anything actually impressive with her career…

All I see is a lazy party girl, who gets occassional jobs, but doesn’t need those jobs thanks to making sure the guys she fucks are billionaires and will finance her..

I can just tell she’s got a shitty attitude and is shit, but her body is ok when not in a dress…just ask any rich guy who’s fucked her for money…or I guess you could look at her countless bikini pics..

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW