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Brie Larson’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Caroline Vreeland’s Titty Top of the Day

Kelly Osbourne Bikini of the Day

Renae Erica Gets Fired for Being Naughty Online of the Day

Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

2016

Jun

Bella Thorne Cleavage Selfies of the Day

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By Friday, I am so exhausted by looking at pictures, instagram, photoshoots, publicity stunts, fame seeking – attention seeking – attempts to make the most noise by being the biggest slut, or the biggest exhibitionist without being seen as a slut…because there is money to be mad, and scams to fucking run….

In fact, by Monday, after not looking at the computer for two days, I’m exhausted by all these cunts, who day in and day out, year after year, always seem to exist, always seem to have shit to write about, because all these people still exist…they just take on different froms..

So the new Lohan, is Bella Thorne, because she’s got the redhair and minimal acting talent. Unlike Lohan, she’s a master of social media – who knows the right level of slut to no turn off the brands – while turning on everyone else…it’s a very strategic hustle…and she’s fucking doing it…

I still think she looks 40, I want her to be 40 and trolling all of you, because that would require actual talent…

While what she’s doing now is just cheesy and easy….and here she is doing it..

Rolex Handjob Stance

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2016

Jun

Em Rat Cow in a Bikini – Always Trying to Exist Through Tits of the Day

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I guess Rat Cow understands that there is no need to ruin a wonderful thing, and that wonderful thing is her big old tits, so wonderful that those tits are the only reason she exists in pop culture or why she got cast in that music video, or why anyone followed her on social media…so she owes a lot to those tits – she needs to feed those tits, nurture those tits, and love those tits…

She is the host body to said tits – who seems to neglect that she was just that. She tried to pretend that she was a legit model, a talent, or even an artist…but what it all comes down to is the tits..so bring the tits…be empowered by the tits…

Carry those tits because the tits carry her, own her, are her…and there’s simply nothing else to her…

Celebrate them like she wants you to…self shot bikini photoshoots while in Turks and Caicos beach setting…possibly doing “work”…or maybe just taking a break from her rough schedule fame whoring….and in this bikini photoshoot you may not see full tit, but bikini tit, is still tit.

This pics wouldn’t exist without tit, so this is a celebration of tit…..

This may not be like most self respecting career women who are educated and care about their reputation, the kind of woman who doesn’t have topless videos or bikini photoshoots on the internet – because they don’t realize what Em Rat knows and that is tits are their worth. Their existence. Their value…especially when you pretend they empower you, of course they empower you…they are you.

I don’t know why I give bitches like this attention, there are way more graceful, elegant, kind, tits on the internet…but here she is anyway.

Here’s a tit video – that may be Em Rat Cow – Tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

Jun

TV Reporter – Live Attack in Phuilly and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude on Motorbike – and his Boner

People Raided Truck of Chickens

Teamwork Rescue in Kazakhstan

Whole Street Goes to War

ATM Stabbing

Guys Get Hit By Breakwater

Girl VS Guy – Classroom Fight

Bully Tries to Throw Kid in the Pool – Loses

Two Chavs Pick on the Wrong Guy’s Girl – Double Knockout

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People keep reporting me on facebook – not that it really matters, not one appreciates my jokes- because they are pretty shitty…and not really that accessible, clickbait, obvious parody and a lot of the time they aren’t jokes…

I’d blame the feminists, but I’m a feminist, and the reality is 98 percent of the people are feminists, I don’t think anyone in the world things women shouldn’t have equal rights…especially when it comes to cleaning the house… so people who identify themselves as feminists, and introduce themselves as feminists, and pretend they are leaders of a new movement, and are outspoke about being feminists….are the fucking worst…and the people who keep reporting me on facebook…

It’s like get a joke slut. They love being called slut. It empowers them – like their free nude shoots we jerk off to…

Kate Uptons Less Fat but Still Fat and Not Good Fat – Ass
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Hot Bitches in Mirror Selfies
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12 Year Old Kills it on America’s Got Talent
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Doutzen in a Magazine
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Netflix Stranger Thigns Looks Dope
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Bieber’s Street Fight is Great
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Mayweather Says Beiber Fought with Heart
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Vanity Fair Breaks down the 200 Million Dollar Movie Budget
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Every Ted Talk Ever…
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only thing I give homeless people is 5 dollars to have sex with each other….they rarely go through with it – but when they do – it fucking stinks…

This rape thing is still going on all over my social media – all these girls coming out with their being raped while drunk stories – I don’t get excited by them – I am not a rape fetishist, I don’t rape and not because girls won’t let me, but because I like women and don’t think that’s cool…right…or something you do because you can…

Ironically enough, most of the girls on my social media who I’ve talked sex with, which is everyone, has told me that they are rape fetishists…because there are three fetishes that apply to all girls and one of them is rape, the other is gangbang and the last is lesbian…

But it makes me wonder what kind of women I surround myself with, not that I seek out to find girls who get raped, when it comest to social media friendship I generally look for girls who are the least clothed…but don’t say there’s a correlation there, they get mad at that….it’s fun to joke about though…

I guess it’s better than being friends with people talkng about Hilary Clinton, Trump, Sports, or their bullshit vacations…because my interest always lies in vaginas…and vagina lies…

All these depressing stories make it time to drink drunk drink…I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…preparing since a child…ready for it…

While I do that, Here are some links…

Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Nike Sticks By Sharapova
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Lea Michele – Almost Nipple Slips
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Jessica ALba in a Bikini
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Bieber Brawl
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Sick Blunts That You Won’t Believe Until You See Them
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Leo Texts and Rides…
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Krysten Ritter in a Tight Red Dress
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Terrifying Hungover Baby
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Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks
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Pam Anderson – Old and Busted
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Bieber Got Beat
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Lohan and a Kardashian Together in London
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This Pussy Slip is Hilarious
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Hooters Slut
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Crushing Football Stuff with HYdraulic Press
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Sophia Bush _ boring
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Lady Gaga – Hard Nipples
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Kendall and Kylie Behind the Scenes
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Kid Screams as Bear Opens Van Door
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Michelle Hunziker – Bikini
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Man Gets Caught Sneaking in Beer
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Last Casette Tape Factory
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Adriana Lima Has Cleavage
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Hot Girls in Car Selfies
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Olivia Munn – Whore
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LIndsayLohan – Flashback…from hell…
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Monkey Wanted for Theft
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How Mosquitos Suck Blood – It Is Disturbing.
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Sluts from Social Media
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The New Danica Patrick
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Slut on a Swing
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Butt of the Day
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The Hot Fuckin Vagina Rub….
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I’m Still Watching this Caught Video
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Tits in a Shower….
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Slut Naked Clean….
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Selfie Stick Oral Sex
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Not all Selfie Stick Porn is Created Eqaully
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2016

Jun

Milla Jovovich Nipple for Vogue of the Day

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I remember a time when Milla Jovovich was a big fucking deal. She was in the Fifth Element, girls wanted to be here and died her hair to look like her…and dudes loved her…from nerds to ravers who at the time were the same thing…before the BROS moved in on the RAVE….because MDMA makes girls easier to RAPE…and because their inner closet case faggot can shine through as they dance shirtless in the pit with a bunch of HIV positives…feeling like they’re at home…hugging each other…only to gangbang chicks to feel hetero again…you know how it is…

Not that that has anything to do with Milla Jovovich…who was all the rage, model turned actor, it was the 90s…she’s old…and no longer all the rage, I think best described as ravaged…but that massive nipple is kinda funny right…

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2016

Jun

Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

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If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life..

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2016

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day…

I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter.

She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in…

Here’s her flat – huge square ass..

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Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday

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2016

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan revisited her past by hanging out with old friends, like the Kardashians and her lesbian Yahoo heir Courtney Semel – like it was 2004 and they were all 12 years younger and the talk of the town – and not a group of bootleg, old timer, horrible humans…and she really got into that role of Lindsay Lohan from her youth – since all these actors have no souls or identity they are just fucking puppets always acting – and aren’t real…but in reconnecting with that character from her past – she flashed her panties, that should have been her pussy which is just as red in pubic hair and scabs – which I guess is better off covered – no need to go back down that road….not now that she’s engaged to be married and all that other bullshit she’s up to…even though this is the only LOhan I like.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I am in love with Lindsay Lohan. She’s the only thing that matters!

Here she is posing hot with water…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

Jun

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy

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Rita Ora is a whore in a bikini….because that’s what whores who are aspiring Rihanan’s do….they model for brands, get paid by brands, to make themselves seem or feel like they are hotter than they actually are….

It’s a good tactic to trick rich guys who buy into their bullshit and give into them with record deals and marketing money because she has proof, actual photo evidence, that someone put together a shoot of her in a bikini so that’s proof she’s hot, right?? RIch guys love bitches when they are published / half naked, espcially with big aspiring popstar who has been doing this too long to be considered aspiring and should accept her low level success tits…

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