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2016

12

May

Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy

Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”…

It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit…

It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable..

Boring..

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2016

12

May

Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has..

I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this…

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2016

12

May

Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day

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Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent…

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2016

12

May

Kristin Cavallari’s Fake Tits are Massive of the Day

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You don’t know who Kristin Cavallari is. She was on a reality show everyone cared about but no one cares about now…

She’s gone onto have some kids and I guess when you’re rich and vapid and superficial…you might as well get implants to deal with how beat the fuck up they are thanks to the tits…

I don’t know how they contributed to her recent tranny face but I guess this is growing up…after being on superficial reality show….you have low level fame and sex appeal to maintain or something…in the classiest way – a way we call sheer top..

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2016

12

May

Bella Thorne in a Tight Dress of the Day

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40 Year old Bella Thorne who plays an 18 year old subtle slut who shows off her body as much as she can but in an innocent way on social media – since followers leads to acting jobs and no one casting anything wants anyone who isn’t followed by millions and the way to get followed by millions is to be slutty on social media – since we’re all porned the fuck up…and tits and pussy is what we care about..

Is in a tight dress on set…and if you look at it from the right angle…you can make out the shape of her fake looking youthful but I still want to see her Birth Certificate tit..

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2016

12

May

Marisa Papen Nude for Playboy Netherlands of the Day

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If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots…

It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics…

I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all…over and over again, no pictures exciting even when the girls are naked..but they are still naked…

Some hipster models, like Marisa Papen break through the clutter of hipster instagram models, and get cast in obscure market Playboy that still do nudity – and I appreciate that….because a Playboy without nudity is a Playboy you should stop participating in…

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2016

12

May

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear – Still Exists of the Day

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In case you forgot..Kendall Jenner is still Garbage…

I have actually had conversations with dudes who don’t really give a fuck about models, they just care about pussy and they are brain washed into thinking this girl is hot as fuck….they think she’s amazing because they’ve been shown pictures of her over and over again and compared to the alternative, especially in her own family, she’s the ideal one..

Brands like her, she’s a modern day AVON lady, capable of pushing products, and she can pose like an asshole, because ultimately, modeling isn’t a real talent and choosing the right girl for the part – is nonsense…it’s all marketing and about selling product, so use the one with the biggest audience and the most connected, because her and her litter of sisters are each marketing vehicles…modern day family on the block at the top of they pyramid scheme…getting everyone to buy into their lifetime supply of supplements because they are sharks and know how to prey on the idiots
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2016

12

May

Topless Protesters and Other Videos of the Day

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Weather Woman in a Tight Dress Of the Day

72 Year Old Woman – Gave Birth…

Weirdest Breast Squeeze CPR…

Home Depot Parking Lot Fight…

High Speed Chase

Hoverboard Dude Loses His Cool

A Girl and her Tits…

Grandpa in a Trailer

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2016

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Strippers hate me. When at the strip club I refuse to get lap dances. But I am all for good conversation inspired on their end by trying to sell me dances. don’t believe in putting a price tag on a woman or her body as she is a priceless gift given to the world. Turns out the strippers put a price tag on themselves and want ten dollars a song. So no matter what I say, especially on the slow nights – like “you’re better than this” or “let me save you” or “if you want to get naked on the Internet” eventually frustrating each and every one of them, from fat to skinny, hot to monster with ass implants…. making them get up angrily after telling me to fuck off….

Who am I to step in the way of their dreams… forcing me to accept their ten dollars a song and just to help them in life offer 50 dollars for a blowjob. I am a modern day hero. Some call me a hot and less masculine mother Teresa

Boobs and Cars
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Taylor Swift Looks Like a Tranny Sex Doll
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Lebron’s Instagram Chick in a Thong Bikini
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Victoria Justice in an Orange Bikini
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Kristin Cavallari’s Fake Tits are Solid
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Posh in Cannes
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Movie Effects that Didn’t Use CGI
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Blowing Up a Computer with Swedish Dynamite
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Volunteer Gets Knocked Down By Clown…
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Jean Claude Van Damme’s Daughter Does the Splits
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Honey is Bacteria’s Enemy – Take that AIDS!
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First Time Flyer Pranked From Friend….
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The Gayest Pic of the Day
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2016

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of the day wasn’t going outside and seeing every young college aged ass in leggings – most with awkward panties under the leggings – forcing me to stare in curiosity and looking like a creep to everyone around me “look at that old fat guy staring at that young round, thick thanks to hormones in the food ass, what a pervert”…

The highlight of the day was trying to figure out of the guy in the public washroom with a kid of a different ethnicity was an adoptive parent or pervert – saying things like “Oh you really saved up there”…in reference to the length of the poor kid’s pee…I am going with parent – because who am I to try to make some kind of citizen arrest..or risk being seen as the pervert accusing others of perversion..

Maybe the highlight of my day was the girl ass…so much girl ass…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

So Many Great Asses…..
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Taylor Swift – Wins the Taylor Swift Award and makes a Dumb Speech About it
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Victoria Justice – Orange Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale is Amazing in a Tight Dress
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Kristen Stewart is banging Stella Maxwell
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Guy Gets So High He Leaves His Body
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More on the Orlando Bloom Cheating
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Abigail Ratchford Topless Titty Grab
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Feeding the Farting Wombat
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Blake Lively in Red at Cannes
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Bella Thorne’s Big Tits
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Doorbell Captures Firefighters Saving Burning Down House
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Emily Rat Cow Pays Friend to Give Quote to Star About How Desperate She IS….
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Victoria’s Secret Models Behind the Scenes
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Eiza Gonzalez is Amazing
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Looking Down Lisa Rinna Shirt
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Hot Girl Shows How to Be Hot on the Beach
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Boob Flash of the Day
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Honest Trailer of Deadpool
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DIMPLES ON SLUTS – BECAUSE THE DIMPLE IS THE IN HOUSE CUM CUP
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Kristen Stewart Didn’t Want to Work With Woody Allen for the Rape Accusations…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Pre-Nup
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Taylor Swift Tits
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Ben Affleck Wants Wife Back – Because Dudes Always Go Back to the Wife After the Drugs nad Hookers Wear Off
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Super Fans Super Fans Super Fans…..WITH TITS AND PUSSY…
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Abigail Clarke Has an Amazing Outfit
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Golfer Strips to Save Bird – Becomes hero
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Tallest Dive on a Roller Coaster
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Kate England – Cameltoe
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Bella Hadid Tits in Cannes
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AUtsitic Kid Falls in Love with Cinderealla or Some Shit
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Lucy Mecklenburgh in a White Bikini
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Sports Team Sluts
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Cleo Live is a Slut
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Kristen Cavallari’s Fake Tits
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Why is Flying So Expensive
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Get Phone Cases!
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Runs Her Friend’s Pussy on the Beach
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Public Displays of Affection
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Homo Straight Porn
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Asian Girls Fight Over a Dude
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Lesbians…Together…Being Lesbians
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Naked Babe in the Shower
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Greek Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Kim Kardashian – Whore in Cuba
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Hot Sripping Blonde
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Stick on Dildo in the Shower
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Topless chick named Wifey
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Great Tits!
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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