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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so fucking stupid, everyone a social justice warrior with a cause. Sure, some things require social justice warriors to fight the powers that be, like racism in America, that shit is fucked, but watching girls fighting the patriarchy with getting naked for feminism, or veganism meanwhile they want leather interior in their cars or other nonsense campaigns attract a lot of fucking fake losers who would just as soon jump on any trend if the timing was right…they just happen to have become obsessed with this one, but if it had been a few other days earlier, they are the kind of person they’d be the same thing they are protesting…

So I like the pander to these people…especially feminists, like to get them talking and spewing their clickbait level of value facts my way, I like to make them feel I understand their plight and that I am on their side…because the reality is I am a feminist, I just don’t talk about it like a hero even though I am one – even though people think this is a misogynistic site – even though it’s just satire – but not many people – because I go unnoticed…

Either way, when I get these girls really going, really believing I’m with them on their rant, really trusting I am part of their army…I like to say “so…what’s your bra size, those tits look big”…

It’s always a win, even though she ends up telling you to fuck off and leaves instead of demonstrating feminism through sexual empowerment on your dick….fuck…I think I played that wrong…

Maybe the troll should be taking the manipulation through conversation to sex – then drop the joke that makes them go away….probably a funnier and more rewarding approach…

Life lesson is to laugh at feminists to yourself while making them think you aren’t mocking them before fucking them, then laugh at them to their faces with a friendly “GOTCHA”….perfect.

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Kate Hudson – Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe
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The Real Big Lebowski
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Claire Danes – Push Ups
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Blake Lively – Big Sloppy Tits
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Karreuche Tran Fuck Me Boots
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Reese Witherspoon – YOGA PANTS
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The Worst Natalie Portman Interview….
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Bikini A Day Girls in Bikinis in Miami
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Dude Pretends to be his GF to make a Girl Jealous – Loses Girl….
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Bella Hadid – See Through Shirt!
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Snoop Dog on Family Feud
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Riders of the Wall of Death – WHAT….
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How to Be Hack Proof
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie
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BLAC CHYNA is having disgusting twins
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Draymond Green is an Asshole
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Factory Machine Compilation
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Joy Corrigan Hot Bikini Pics
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The Emmy Nominations are In
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Slutty Celeb Round Up
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Lola Ponce in a Bikini
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Inmates Save Prison Guard who Passed Out
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How to be 100 Percent Hackproof
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Em Rat Cow – Street Walker
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Debra Messing Nipple
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Emma Roberts Bikini
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Virtual Reality Porn Convention Shut Down Due to Overcrowding
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Demon PUSSY
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2016

Jul

Disturbing Footage from Nice France of the Day

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A video posted by Mehmet Yavuz ???? (@themehmed) on Jul 14, 2016 at 3:53pm PDT

I was sent this video over facebook – that was posted to instagram – and that is really fucking disturbing to me.

I take real issue with people who attack innocent people who are out having a good time. People who are unrelated to anything remotely related to whatever inspired someone or a group of people to tear down a street and take out and kill over 60 people….it makes me fucking sick.

I just don’t understand how as rational thinking people, we do this to each other, it seems like such a waste of fucking time, you can hate people without going this deep..and if it is for religion, it’s such misinformation – you know since God doesn’t actually exist – it’s even worse…

This hate filled world, this violent world is totally a human thing, but I think pacifism is pretty human too. Just fucking mind your own business, stick to yourself, and fucking stop hurting unsuspecting people….just ridiculous….

I am posting this – because I am so fucking disgusted by it…

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2016

Jul

Margot Robbie is a Gorilla on the Beach of the Day

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The hate I get about calling Margot Robbie – who is clearly a big girl – a big girl – is actually funny to me – partially because people are so fucking pathetic that they think their opinion matters or that they think they are doing this bitch who doesn’t give a fuck about them a service by defending her honor or some shit – saying I’m crazy or that she’s not big – like they’ve been smothered by her during sex – like whoever it was who gave her this insane career – casting her in EVERYTHING….

I am just stating fact, how can fucking argue fact, it’s fucking images in front of our fucking faces and all I see is some kind of Gorilla from her Tarzan movie splashing around in the water in a bikini with some dude she fucks….

She’s the biggest star right now – and she’s big – in a world where big isn’t even considered big anymore so I guess that makes sense.

That’s not to say she’s not humble, or cool, or fun, or eager, or someone who pinches herself thinking how amazing this life of hers is..

It’s just to say she’s fucking big, like wrestler big, like body builder if she worked out big….and I am not even saying it’s her fault…yet people will call me a faggot, or into boys, or twinks or whatever – all because I have a keen eye for spotting weirdly shaped women…

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2016

Jul

Hilary Duff and her Bra of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a picture of her and a bra – and this is the kind of thing that can cause accidents -or at least her weirdo fans to call in sick for work, assuming they have jobs, they probably don’t, they probably are in their 40s and live in some halfway house for autistics who really love Lizzy McGuire or whatever the show she was on is called….which means their will be a lot of scary yelps as that group of nerdy socially awkward weirdos beat the fuck out of their dicks to this – but assuming they are the people I think they are – they’ve already seen this pic – they follow her every Hilary Duff move…creepy..

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2016

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is still on her divorcee mom on vacation from the kids she probably doesn’t even raise – because she can pay people for that – not to mention her main kid is probably in his 30s by now – I feel like she shat him out a long time ago – when she was young enough to bounce back where it counts – HER ASS….

I assume her family genetics just have alot of elasticity to their skin, because based on the amount of cock she’s had – which is pretty much everyone in Hollywood, you’d think she’d need to be wearing boardshorts to cover up the saggy pussy wounds..

She’s dancing around in a bikini and looking good, not good enough to kill yourself over but good for a 40 year old…if that’s a thing that actually exists…because 40 year olds are kind of all just 40 year olds…

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2016

Jul

Emma ROberts is In a BIkini of the Day

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Emma Roberts is in Miami for swim week where she’s wearing bathing suits promoting bikinis for swim week – because swim week is a VERY important week in Miami, at least for rich guys who get to fuck the sugar baby instagram models who get to pretend they are actual bikini models for whatever obscure bikini company is putting on a bikini fashion show….

No Emmma Roberts is less of the broken hooker looking for rich guys because her body is good and she’s got following….but still broken hollywood child and that comes with its own barrel of issues that are fun to look at from a distance – hard nippled – but must be horrible to deal with in actual person..

She’s got the body of a 12 year old – so you and other Jerry Epstein’s out there should like this..

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2016

Jul

Bikini a Day Girls have a Bikini Facetune Party of the Day

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This is one of the big tits from the bikini a day account on instagram – where a couple whores with nothing going on decided that if they wear a different bikini a day – they’d be able to get a huge following and essentially become a bikini blog where bikini companies and other beach related brands can pay them stupid money to promote nonsense to their fans of bikini loving perverts….

I don’t remember her name but I do appreciate her hustle, seeing as she has monster tits, I doubt it was much of a hustle, things sort of just fell into place, but I still appreciate simple minded things they work out for simple minded people..

The issue with these non models is that they are chubby, and what was once instant gram – posting pics of your life – turned into photoshopped photoshoots – all staged and fucking lame –

It’s got to the point where every bitch just photoshops the fuck out of themselves using an app called Facetune, but the key is to not be too dramatic with it – otherwise it’s too obvious…and you don’t recognize in person…if you ever meet them in person you’re like “WTF Is that monster”….it’s really that bad….I’ve seen it…

So some of these pics are their pictures – vs the paparazzi pics their papaprazzi friend she called because there is no way the paparazzi would know who the fuck these cunts are – pics at Miami SWIM WEEK – for science… What does she tune on her body?

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2016

Jul

Big Girl Kelly Brook in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I am pretty mean to Kelly Brook, a lot of people would say that I am mean to all these bitches, and that instead of just letting them do their thing, I feel compelled to shit on them, and not because I have a feces / german scat fetish, but because I’m some angry impotent, small penis, loser who doesn’t leave my house and I am jealous girls like this won’t fuck me, or that girls in general won’t fuck me, even though I’m a miserably married man to an obese woman – and I think all I’m doing is calling out someone who makes a living, or barely a living but a living nonetheless, by putting herself out there, despite being 40, as a titty model like EMRata, who wants a legit career – you know take the tits to the mainstream or whatever…

I lacked empathy when she had announced she was pregnant – and engaged and so happy a bunch of years ago, then was no longer pregnant and moving to LA to take her titty modeling to hollywood….I laughed and laughed at the “miscarriage” and really rode that storyline I call the ABORTION years… for absolutely no reason….but then I met UK Rugby players who told me a bunch of them fucked her and laughed and laughed about how fat she was – and I felt like I wasn’t so bad…I mean people who actually no her think she’s the worst and make fun of her…I’m just pointing out the obvious – and I only point out the obvious because people don’t seem to care when these big tits are also fat – it’s like big tits erase all flaws and hypnotize you into seeing just tits – and tits – is all she has – so it works out for her – it must she’s always got new boyfriends….like the slut she likely is…

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2016

Jul

Reese Witherspoon’s Bikini of the Day

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What is Reese Witherspoon thinking in posting up a bikini picture on her social media like she’s a 20 year old girl trying to find herself or her audience or a bunch of dudes who want to fuck her and are willing to pay her for sex or offer her things to help her life…

There is no need for this movie magic, besides feeding her ego….

She’s in her 40s, has a bunch of fucking kids with Ryan Philippe after trapping him on her first movie when he was a huge deal, only to eat his career and shit it out as her career just got bigger and bigger and better and better before leaving him for her agent – who now had vested interest in closing solid deals for her – making more and more money for them – and now sitting around, richer than god, while pretending to be a god loving wholesome woman – delusion works for these hypocrites – she’s decided “I’m not bloated today, if I am laying down I look my best, it’s the only way husband fucks her, I mean that and on piles of money because they are money loving money grubbers”…and the sick thing in all this…is that I’m not hating this…or her pudgy mom tits on her mom body…and that fucks with my head.

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2016

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini in the Domincan of the Day

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Plastic Surgeon daughter Chloe Grace Moretz who has a freaky pervert creeper fan base of her own – despite not being hot – or taking advantage of some of the dad’s services – unless of course this is after her built her in his operating room – before sending her off with her brother to make the family proud in movies….

But she’s at the beach jumping, like some clunky ballerina, all these girls are trained ballerina’s it’s part of the parents trying to prostitute them….

THIS probably ISN’T a fetish in and of itself, which doesn’t really apply to Chloe Grace because she’s a fetish in and of herself, guys are just into her for her action / comic book character role, and nerds are consistent in their obsessions…so anything she does, even if she’s average level hot, is enough for them….

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