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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2016

Jun

Lise Olsen Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Lise Olsen is a Norway model and she’s in the lastest issue of Playboy, that’s non nude – because Playboy feels they shouldn’t show you naked girls – when you can just go to their pay site to see all the stripper trash willing to get naked for Playboy – but the magazine can remain artistic, with quality shoots, integrity – that is ad friendly and not at all what Playboy was or means to people – while Vogue and all the other men’s mags are going more naked…their advisers are like “let’s turn Playboy in instagram, you know shitty staged shoots of decent models by good photographers that looks like shit was pissed on because instagram is popular”…..So playboy has turned into Instagram….curated nonsense…

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2016

Jun

Michelle Vawer hops onto Titty Modeling for Fame of the Day

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Michelle Vawer is some Canadian you’v enever heard of – unless you’ve seen “Into the Blue 2” the Jessica post Jessica Alba years…of the dumbest fucking straight to DVD movie from the DVD era….but she’s hot, and I guess she realizes that was 7 years ago…is probably pushing 30, or in her 30s, I didn’t bother googling her…so if she wants to stand out – it’s time to get that nipple out – blame feminism or whatever…make dreams come true…

I always like these girls around this age – who were cunty at 21 when things were going good for them….struggling to find themselves 10 years later – top make that right move after things didn’t quite workout so well or as planned…mainly because that’s when the tits come out to play!

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2016

Jun

Woman Testing Mattress at the Mattress Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Lady with a Cane Dances in the Street

Stupid Human Trick – Like a Porn Scene

If this is the Next Civil War – Between White Power and the Rest of the World – It’ll Be Pretty Lame

Squirrel Taunts – Cat

Testing the Glass Bridge – Made in China

Two Kids Don’t Get Accepted in School and Jump Off Building Together

85 Year Old Stabs Security Guard

Diarrhea of the Day

Slashing in the Bronx

Man in Hotel – Throws things

Hitchiking With his Dick Out

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realized today, after years of drinking, that the real fun happens on the outside of the bar or club and not on the inside, where everyone has to listen to shitty music while piled up on top of each other – sweaty and disgusting…with overpriced drinks…

While you can just get your own booze / drugs and approach people leaving the club, or outside the club having a smoke and get a way more interesting interraction, like Heavy Metal Parking lot, the cheesy bitch version…where you can easily find the drunkest ones – the most one funs – the sluttiest ones out in better light – showing off their tit…and pantiless dresses…

I guess this is just another thing Homeless people have been telling us forever, but we haven’t listend…because we pass them off as crazy – when really they are genius…

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The World’s Ugliest Dog Winner
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Jay Leno Rolls
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Terry Richardson on his Polyamourous Parents
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9 Deleted Scenes explainging Movies…h
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The Best Interraction with a Polar Bear
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Huge Fucking Tits in a Tight Dress
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Tracy Morgan in a Dress – No Wait that’s Magic Johnson’s Homo
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A Bunch of Fucking Selfies
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Taylor Swift – is Probably Going to Sue Kanye Over Depicting Her Topless – Or Maybe She’s in on the Beef – Because Entertainment Industry is WWE and All Staged
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2016

Jun

steplINKS of the DAy

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I left my house today – and saw at least one slutty girl short shorts you know wanted to get fingered because why else would she wear short shorts….I saw at least one girl not wearing a bra – her hard nipples reminding me that if you got nice tits…you might as well go one step further and pull them out for me to stare at them – being topless is legal..

It’s a holiday for french people here, so being an english person means you are the villain and could be lynched….you know since you’re the villain…and if you’re lucky it means the slutty french girls will try to win you over to their side through their mouth / pussy and assholes…

It also means the stripclubs will be empty, because it’s time to be with family…the day off, the national holiday, forcing you to get lap dances from immigrant strippers who don’t have the same heart and soul as trashy french girls…

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Model Removed 6 ribs to Have a Waistline…
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Calvin Harris Called Taylor Swift a Media Manuipulater – I Wonder Why
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Kendall Jenner Braless
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Race of Gentleman – the Vintage Car Race
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New Yorkers – Just Missing their Train
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Keri Hilson – Deep Throating a Popsicle –
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Elle Fanning is a Whore
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Chloe Grace Moretz – Whore
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Fish Jumps Right into Man’s Grocery Basket
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Some UK Slag and Her Pussy Flash
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Natasha Poly Naked in Vouge
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Haggard Bitch Named Jenna Dewan
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Channing Tatum on Feminism and Rape Culture…
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Amanda Seyfried Ass Shot
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Heidi Klum Titties Eat Ice Cream
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Channing Tatum Describes How he Fucks his wife
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Charlotte McKinney – Big Tits on Set
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Girl Stung by Bee
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Irina Shayk is Hot
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Fastest Pit Stop
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Lindsay Lohan – Gets into Politics because She’s British Royalty Now
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Heavy Metal Cover of Some Disney Shit
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Your brain on Food
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Fallout Boy Does Ghostubsters
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Olympic Hopeful – SLUT…
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Potato Gun in Slow Motion…
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Sophia Bush –
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Wet Girls
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French Bulldog and KOI Fish in Love….
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Bear Walking on Hind Legs
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits
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Wrestler Insanity
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Twerking Art
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Kelsi Swinging Around Naked
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2016

Jun

Bald UK Cooter Flash for Attention by a UK Trashy for the UK During these Hard Times of the Day

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How about a little Marnie Simpson, UK SLAG, who is likely on reality TV or in Glamour Model magazine shoots, flashing her bald pussy or as they call it – her fanny – to celebrate or mourn the UK being part of the EU, to remind everyone of the power force that is the UK, and that they’ll be OK on their own..because they have tabloid loving cunt and the host bodies out there for soccer stars to married and to be on reality TV and topless in their newspapers…

Everything will be ok…

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2016

Jun

Kanye West Fame Whores His is New Video “FAMOUS” of the Day

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Kanye West streamed his new video, the one that made fun of Taylor Swift, on TIDAL because he’s Jay-Z’ and Beyonce’s bitch – and it features what are the most “famous” people of the time, in bed, topless, together…in the Kim Kardashian school of fame whoring, attention seeking, media manipulating, distracting, trolling, lying for personal gain…bullshit that they try to intellectualize or make interesting…

So the 12 famous people topless together – are George W. Bush, Donald Trump, Anna Wintour, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Amber Rose, Caitlyn Jenner, Bill Cosby, and Taylor Swift.

I think Kanye was most into the Caitly Jenner nude…

Apparently, these are dolls, but even if they were human, they are just vapid, shallow, useless puppets……

So take it in…Kanye is the worst – but Sister Nancy is great….love that BOM BOM song…

Side not – Kim K’s tits are such jokes…

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2016

Jun

Jennifer Not So Pregnant Hard Nipples Aniston of the Day

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I guess Jennifer Aniston shat out her rumored bikini baby….because that’s what happens when no one wants to knock you up…but at least she’s still got her iconic hard nipples that made her famous on one of the most popular, yet horrible shows of all time, but it was the 90s, pre porn and hard nipples was good enough to jerk off to…

Because just because people get old, doesn’t mean her hard nipples get old, it just means they’ll probably never feed a baby – because menopause!

Why bother bringing a baby into the world anyway Jennifer Aniston, you’ve gone this long without one, the ego was more into self preservation by not destroying the pussy, and conveniently most men ran from her terror…so she didn’t have to bother with that shit…instead of the ego that wants little clones to stare at and worship…..when you can just show nipples in a tight shirt as your legacy…

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2016

Jun

Hilary Duff Strong Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff has pretty strong legs..strong legs most of her fans would love wrapped around their neck, being choked out as she rides their face, because seeing her fuck hole where the baby was shat out of excites them – because Hilary Duff fans are weird…

I think they are a little terrifying like Serena Williams but functional when her husband has his pro Hockey Team haze her to build moral…she can kick back harder and harder..as they destroy her in what may be the only way she can come…famous people are weird…the money, the praise, all that other shit…just gets to their head..

I have a big of a strong leg fetish, alone with my pee fetish, it’s pretty recent..and I don’t know why I like a nice big toned leg, maybe it is because I know the girl can squat hard bouncing on m dick – or maybe it’s because she can start moving heaving objects around for me while I nap…either way…they are good, even if they aren’t that good…

She posed a see through enough dress on social media for you to masturbate to..

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2016

Jun

Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day

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Life.

Happens…or happened…

There was a time when Erin Heatherton was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…..That was the peak of her existence, but like most people, she probably had no idea it was going to end. She was a new face at Victoria’s Secret, she was being marketed by an A-Lister everyone wants to fuck, especially models – because his co-sign is the only co-sign…but then she got fired, feel off the map, went into a deep cookies and ice cream depression that she clearly at herself out of….the pressure of being a starving model fucks metabolisms…but luckily she’s in an era where fat models can exist, if anything they are all the fucking celebrated – by everyone but the person paying for their dinner!

Remember the good times…

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