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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jun

Ariel Winter Booty Photoshoot of the Day

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Ariel Winter wearing short shorts….while someone takes a pic of her ass is a pretty weird photo to put out to the internet, probably one only a child star who’s family robbed her from her youth in order to cash the fuck in would understand, especially when the chubby starlet in question, the one who’s ass isn’t even a good chubby ass, but more the sunken and sad chubby ass, despite being 18 years old, and people are more interested in her because of the tits, or lack of tits from cutting off her tits, but still has tits because her hormones are all janky like an 11 year old getting her period early thanks to being from a broken home…only richer.

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2016

Jun

Fine…I’ll Give Into Sara Jean Underwood of the Day

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I ignore Sara Jean Underwood. I just figure she’s had her time to shine and that was int eh playboy era…when she was 18…while at 30, I’m just like whatever…

But she is killing it on Instagram. She’s reclaiming her Playboy relevance, her expertise, her pre-Ryan Seacrest fake tit hosting shitty TV show sex strategy…

She’s doing the Share for Share, Women Crush Wednesday with every low level hooker with millions of pervert followers and is in turn getting millions of pervert followers and coupled with her previous pervert followers – she’s relevant again!

All it takes is slutty pics on some slut – and put that slutty slut content out there…for easily impressed bros to get excited about…instead of forcing them to find new pussy doing the same silly photoshopped photoshoots for instagram…which isn’t instant at all..

These pics are hilarious….beautiful scenery never looked so cheesy…and botox…I guess she’s bored living in Colorado…

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2016

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Leather Skirt of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz in a pair of very high heels to try to lean her up and make her look hotter than she is – while wearing a tight skirt is pretty dull – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

But I think it’s just a great excuse to repost her little underdeveloped bratty rich kid turned hollywood starlet, overrated becaue actors don’t matter but they think they do, in this world of social media…what I call the last of a golden era still trying to maintain despite their ship sinking – much like a blog….tits…

In a see through shirt – with nipple rings…from the other day – which is pretty much her best work…even if it’s not that great and people don’t give a fuck about her or her movies either way…

Seriously, go to to the theater on a Friday night – the chances any movie is sold out – unless it is Star Wars or a Comic Book movie is ZERO…ZERO chance…But I guess Hollywood makes Netflix movies people sit at home and binge watch…which is hope for girls like Chloe Grace that she won’t have to start a VINE or work exclusively for her snapchat…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE NIPPLES AND ILL FITTING JEANS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it…

I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis…

This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom…

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2016

Jun

Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day

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This is an Ellen Page titty screengrab from a movie she’s in called Into The Forest…

Ellen Page is the canadian girl who played JUNO the pregnant teen and for a period of time was in the news, was a lot of hype but at 29, the only interesting thing she’s done is lesbianism.

I like calling lesbians lesbians because they get so mad about it, because all lesbians are intense and angry, uptight and passionate about being the worst…and they say shit like “don’t define me by who I love”….even thought I don’t judge or care who they love…they just like to be dramatic about shit…and when it comes to them talking about themselves, they never shut up about being a lesbian….”as a lesbian woman”…”from my lesbian perspective”…because like VEGANS lesbians love you knowing they are lesbians, but they hate when you call them lesbians…they demand a safe space….

I don’t get along with lesbians..but I love what they do with pussies…

I could have lived a pretty inadequate life never seeing Ellen Page tits..and now that I’ve seen her tits…I can go back to living a pretty inadequate life..having seen her tits…but confident I already forgot them…because they’re just tits….

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2016

Jun

Girl VS COPS….and Other Videos of the Day

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Prisoner Throws Feces at Judge After Being Sentenced

NOLLYWOOD – NIGERIAN HORROR MOVIE TRAILER

KFC Robbery

Painting Dead Trees Green in China

Man Swallowed Wrench

Man Killed in Brazil

Naked Man in Milan

Monkey Like Makeup…

Rice Wine Vendor Uses Tits to Promote Wine…

Cute Medical Procedure of the Day

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like texting girls Let’s go on a trip. Girls fucking love free trips. Then I text “worn vagina’…..and when they react say “AUTOCORRECT, I meant to say WEST VIRGINA”…you know as the destination of our trip…a place NO ONE goes ever…but is probably in my budget of I don’t want to take some mooch on a free trip…they should take me on the damn trip…I just like calling girl’s worn vaginas. They get so defensive…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Slutty Redheads
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Adam Driver – From Marine to Actor…
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The Emmys Don’t Want WHitney Houston’s Emmy Auctioned
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Drunk Ben Affleck Talking Tom Brady
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Transparent Potato Gun at 20,0000 Frames per Second
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Jenna Dewan is Old and Battered
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Tyra Banks is a Slut!
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People Love Ben Affleck Today
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Trump Supporter and his Road Rage
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realized that the discount grocery store is the best place to find single mothers buying shitty hot dogs for their shitty kids – and that if you’re like me, even when you can’t afford much, because the pain that is life has destroyed you and your money earning potential, you can still move in on them and try to save them by offering 30 dollars for a blowjob in the parking lot while their kid stays inside with a bag of candy you bought him…because you’re a nice guy..

Relatively affordable wdown on their luck women…are the best.

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Ass
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Lea Michele Topless on the Beach
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Will Smith Admits Wild Wild West Was Garbage…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Riding a Dude
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Pudgy Selena Face in the Carpool Karaoke – I Hate this Host…
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World’s Largest
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Treating Autism With Weed – Check It Out
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Arctic Ocean Piano Perfomance..
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Blake Lively Tits – I thought she was Pregnant…
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are Together in Love
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Rihanna Thong
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Slut Bends Over
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Jared Leto On Suicide Squad Creeper
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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You’ll Want to Fuck Mick Foley’s Daughter
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Drake Bet 60,000 On GOlden State
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Sarah Jessica Parker Has a New Show Called Divorce
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Claire Hold Pokies
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Gwyneth Paltrow of the Day
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Heidi Klum Nipples
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Scammer Repairman!
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Ronaldo Throws Mic Into Lake…
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Sporty Sluts
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Tranny Fight!
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Trashy Boobs
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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BAIT BAIT BAIT
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Tattoo Artist with No Hand…
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Angry Bitch of the DAy
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Drunk Idiot in the Lion’s Den
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Jet Boat Fail
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day

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Apparently Chloe Grace Moretz has a nipple ring that David Beckham’s son cums all over…young love or some shit…that probably involves shit…because even when I was 18, I was fucking girls up the ass, they were religious and / or disgusted by the idea of giving me their virginity and thinking about that for the rest of their lives….I get it…

I don’t get why this nipple pic is so shit, I figure if you want to decorate that tit, put it out there, even if your tits are underdeveloped and weird, something her fans probably like since they fell for her when she was 12 and her plastic surgeon dad and his god complex – made him confident she’d exist…but not confident enough to give her free implants…..

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2016

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Upskirt of the DAy

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I ‘ve always liked Amanda Seyfried.

There’s nothing much to her. She’s banged some questionable people. There’s been no real scandals and no real excitement, and she’s just worked away at a couple movies a year, making big enough money to not have to bother with all the bullshit of trying to be famous…with social media and taking selfies with everything you do – only to photoshop it before you post it – you have a personal brand to protect…

I think this is the only time I’ve seen her ass in an upskirt that wasn’t in a movie, because she doesn’t give a fuck, but probably gives a fuck, but is pre-social media and doesn’t need to be a vapid cunt fighting for likes, she can be a vapid cunt fighting with her assistant for hotter coffee or whatever it is these actors do..

She’s the new Lohan, which I guess makes her old…and barely memorable – but sometimes an asss flash happens…like right now…and they say dreams don’t come true..

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