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2024

30

Sep

Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio is Flexing her Ass of the Day

I don’t think we spend enough time over analyzing the ass of a 45 year old ex-Victoria’s Secret model’s middle aged body after years of her being half naked for the brand.

Ambrosio, who was the VS model who seemingly snuck into the mix and just never left and no one had the heart to tell her to leave, was committed to the brand her entire career as a model, which meant she was doing half naked shoots for the brand for 20 years….

Through it all she was the under the radar, not really that hot, no one actually cared about her amongst all the other hotties and none one ever said “I’m an Ambrosio guy”….but being the middle of the road allows you to go unnoticed and keep on collecting those checks.

Since being forced to retire because VS wanted to drop what they deemed hot chicks and instead work with handicaps, ethnics, retards and fatties….she has spent a lot of time on the beaches in California playing Volleyball….

There has been a constant flow of beach volleyball content and she’s played so hard her ass seems to be turning into two volleyballs…

Is that a BBL…probably…but it could be a muscular ass that looks like two volleyballs at 45….but it’s doubtful….

She’s in a white bathing suit, no fear of getting her period because she’s of that age…but that ass is just silly like a bouncy castle and worth staring apart, ripping apart, while thinking about how you’d rip it apart sexually because you like to think of yourself as a caveman with sexual powers. If only you had a penis that was capable of doing more than just peeing and even that you don’t do so well….

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2024

30

Sep

Brie Larson Wants You To Jerk Off to Her Tits of the Day

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Brie Larson is another one of those celebrities that Hollywood has created and marketed in hopes that they keep their spell over you. Unfortunately, they didn’t realize that she’s a pretty average looking girl and that she’d only really have the power to manipulate a small percentage of the internet marketplace, because we’re in a new era of industry where actual hot chicks are out there promoting themselves and we don’t need some loser execs who get their dick sucked at the Diddy party before the Human Sacrifice to decide the pussy we like, we connect with or give our hard earned money to.

Hollywood hasn’t realized how insignificant they are becoming, or they have but they keep on trying and retards like Brie Larson who think they are this generations Marilyn Monroe or that Ugly Meryl Streep…prolific, high paid and a top tier in her craft of acting, which the general population also realized is not a skill or talent but rather a fucking joke.

So Brie’s out here putting up titty smut like a low level instagram model wanting subscribers, because she thinks she looks hot and important, even with that granny looking neck of hers….

There are definitely fanboys who will jerk off to this, so she’s trying to get them on-board to feel like she’s not the scam she knows she is….CLUTCHING ONTO what she’s been given as hard as she can with a “look I’m hot, I promise”….while looking like an average girl going to her friend’s wedding because no one seems to want to marry her.

You know the kind….

Keep on trying demonic bullshit faggot industry…..we’re onto you…

How about that weird pantyhose cowboy shit? What’s going on there Brie.

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2024

30

Sep

Chloe Bailey Bikinis in the Tropics of the Day

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It’s safe to say that you don’t know who Chloe Bailey is and if you do, you probably don’t jerk off to Chloe Bailey….but I saw some pictures of her on vacation in the Tropics wearing a bikini, so why not appeal to the CHLOE BAILEY fans who are googling her and ending up on this post to see all the ways that you would sexualize her fat ass and tits thanks to her sexualizing her fat ass and tits…

I anticipate racist comments from one particular person who has fantasies of Sugar Plantations of the past…according to the liberals, you can have all fantasies, even really weird ones where you are a cat or a hybrid animal fucking a demonic looking dildo…but anything racist is not good….Diversity and Inclusivity departments include everyone but those who disagree with them…..which isn’t very INCLUSIVE at all.

Anyway, she’s of a darker complexion, her dad had her and her sister working at 11 and 13 before moving them to LA where they had a successful child carer. She ended up acting on TV and I think her sister became the Little Mermaid you racists were mad at because mermaids wouldn’t ever have dark skin based on living underwater and not having their skin evolve to a darker complexion over generations of sun exposure…you just couldn’t subscribe to the science…

She is not only whored out by her dad when she was a child creating those daddy issues that make fucking chicks when they grow up fun….

She is also being whored out by herself with bikini content cuz she’s liking her body,…

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2024

30

Sep

Paige Spiranac Comes After Olivia Culpo’s Man of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is some whore who golfs, making her a golf whore, that because of her viral hype and loyal fanbase of sad, lonely and pathetic golf bros who like big tits that can golf like to spend money on her exclusive content.

She apparently makes 500k+ per month, which is one of those hypothetical questions I am sure dudes in her life would ask her back before she decided to be an internet whore, like “what’s your price to show your tits on the internet, would you do it for 1,000,000 dollars”….but instead she doesn’t even have to show her tits and makes well over 1,000,000 because we’ve lost a nation of men with testosterone who would go out there and conquer the tits in human form, feeling challenged knowing that there are dudes out there who get the tits and that they can have what it takes if they apply themselves to get the tits….but instead wallow in defeat and bust out a credit card to pay for this dog shit selfie content that can’t even be jerked off to…

You are buying into the golfer’s scam people and she’s laughing to the fucking bank at how easy it is to game you nerds.

I do not endorse exclusive content platforms unless souls are being sold in exchange for the money, you know not posting bikini content that compares to your instagram content, but content that features insertion or asshole at the very least….

You know, WORK for it….

Her clickbait is in 49ers bikini because like Taylor Swift she’s working on seducing the simple mind of the American football fan who clearly hates his life and has thrown in the towel.

Big tits, what were they really supposed to do in their life other than be exploited by the host body to get the host body everything it ever dreamed!

She wore more NFL bikinis, so it’s a themed shoot that I think she did last year and that I think could be the SAME pictures being re-purposed because these whores get lazy in their conning of their fans…..

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2024

30

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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What better way to start the week, than to celebrate medical workers, the MEDICAL heroes who apparently got us through COVID with choreographed dance routines and being complicit to big pharma that was paying them, calling anyone who went against them conspiracy theorists, NAZIS and misinformation spreaders…who didn’t care about their granny or their neighbors if they didn’t want to get a government mandated medical treatment because MY BODY MY CHOICE only applies to women who want to kill babies. I AM GOOD WITH TAKING SOME ZINC AND GETTING LOTS OF FLUIDS you scumbags…..

Yes, I’m still traumatized, which isn’t the same kind of PTSD all those people of reddit have from someone misgendering them by using their birth pronouns thanks to the fact that they have tits and a pussy and are chicks….cutting your hair short and wearing pants won’t really convince us you’re not still a chick…no matter how hard you wear a HE/HIM pin on your RAINBOW lanyard….ASH.

That being said, the Healthcare worker becoming a Hometown hero, really brought attention to the fact that these high stressed workers are some of the biggest sluts who maintain professional jobs….and sure, they don’t wear the cute vintage nurse outfits you’d buy at the sex shop and dress your wife up as to live out your nurse fetish you’ve had since you were a kid getting your tonsils out and one of those nurses bent over just right….instead they are in scrubs that make them look more like janitors…but the idea is still the same and that is that nurses can be sluts too, even on the job, with no fear of being fired….and that’s the kind of career advice you need on a Monday…

You’d think these people would be busy and hard at work, but apparently no one works anymore, even the bitch working the counter at Dunkins is hoping you don’t talk to her and distract her from her internet-ing….rolling your eyes when you order something she actually has to make herself…it’s a general cultural vibe….and so is getting naked on the internet. YAY.

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2024

27

Sep

Big Rihanna in Piss Colored Lingerie of the Day

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What in the AI filters is this?

Well Rihanna created a direct to consumer underwear brand that gave all the girls something to buy, because at the time Victoria’s Secret was only using hot chicks and that made them mad.

As part of the direct to consumer brainwashing they needed Rihanna to commit to doing the lingerie shoots and to promoting the brand to her retard fans, otherwise what would be the point of a Rihanna run brand.

In pushing the diverse and inclusive shit, Rihanna gave herself some buffer zone in allowing her to get mangled, fat and old….because it’s inclusive and empowering…so that strategy made sense….especially since it made her a billionaire….not bad for a girl human trafficked to America by her handlers…who have made a lot more billions than she has…

Her tits look big and we like big tits and her overall size doesn’t look as much like a diabetic islander addicted to sugar her ancestors once farmed…because that’s how photoshop works motherfuckers.

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2024

27

Sep

Friday On/Off Flashers of the Day

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Clothing can be one of the most deceptive things in our lives…

It either covers up a great body or enhances a shit body into making us thing it is a great body, until being taken off and showing us all the hard work it’s been doing to keep that slop hole of a ditch pig woman contained….

Whether it does good or bad, it’s in the fucking way of naked…

So these On/Off Flashers must be celebrated for saying “this is what I look like in public and this is what I actually look like without all that bullshit man-made shackles used to oppress me by getting in the way of showcasing what GOD has given me….

Sometimes we encourage women to wear clothing, but only after seeing them nude…

Here’s those On/Offs…

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2024

27

Sep

Brooks Nader Does Dancing With the Stars Publicity Stunts of the Day

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Brooks Nader is some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, not that that really means all that much, that magazine will use any pig in a bikini to get some social media clout to keep their advertisers happy and to keep the over produced photoshoots going until the end of fucking time….

Luckily, whores are drawn to things that legitimize their whoring, so they line up in hopes of getting picked as one of their models, because it makes their bikini erotica seemingly less shameless and more part of their personal brand.

Brooks Nader was one of their cover girls, she’s out of Louisiana before marrying an executive at Sports Illustrated, because if you’re going to whore, climb the whore food chain and use the nerd decision maker to properly position you because you’re part of the family. Otherwise, the whoring can go unseen….

She’s broke up with her Sports Illustrated dude, clearly she milked him for all she could, got all she wanted out of him, before realizing she needed to level up to the next level and it wasn’t with an advertising guy….

She’s since booked Dancing with the Stars, where she mouth kisses her dance partner, because she’s a whore.

She also shows up on set for the paparazzi with 80 percent of her tit out, knowing that this is her shot to go officially mainstream….it’s NETWORK television and a big show…make it count….

WHORES don’t get to WHORE at this level, so don’t take it for granted WHORE.

I know whores and they’ve always proven themselves to be whores….

The being said, NADER’s has a terrifying muppet face that’s coming to eat your soul, and besides the tits, her body is freakish….which you’d expect from a Sports Illustrated celebrated model, since they like monsters.

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2024

27

Sep

Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of those child stars who has been systematically abused by being one of those child stars. Or would it be systemic. I don’t speak retard victim whiner of the internet, which is not actually real life, but that will bring us some of the loudest and most annoying voices in real life, because their internet influence confuses normal people into feeling sorry for victims, mentally distressed, medicated, abused…until meeting them and realizing they are just a bunch of fucking whiner freaks crying for attention….

Anyway, being a child star and the earner for her family, meant that she had to do what she was told to satisfy her mom and keep working, so that they can support the family and live the florida trash dream.

That shit may have fucked her up, but at 18 she decided to become a trashy influencer, by hanging out with trashy influencers, doing the trashy influencer on OnlyFans cash grab before deciding she was better than trashy influencers because she came from the industry…

I don’t know where she stands now, but her OnlyFans is no longer active, but her tits is still visible at an event in Paris…so it’s somewhere broken in a good way, since she’s showing off the big tits.

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Here’s a throwback to some OF content.

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2024

27

Sep

Flashback Friday – Heather Locklear in a Blue Swimsuit of the Day

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Heather Locklear was once hot. It was before she was destroyed from the Rock and Roll life that would probably rob us all of our life-force and soul, because out of all the rock and roll bands she decided to end up with, the groupie chose Bon Jovi.

She bred with Richie Sambora, they have a hot enough daughter together, but through the process she must have been on heavy drugs, I mean who wouldn’t….

Well, an old video of her in a swimsuit is circulating and it’s a nice reminder that life is fleeting, it happens fast, at one time you’re great and in a blink of an eye, you’re shit, so don’t waste it or at least archive the good times for masturbation purposes at a later date when those good times are over.

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