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2015

07

May

Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her…

I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind…

I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one…

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2015

07

May

Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy

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I am a firm supporter of the nude selfie…and girls sending me their own home grown erotica…and with that means I like the unphotoshopped look…and I like seeing bodies that probably would never be models…because the models I see bore the fuck out of me and just aren’t authentic, but rather puppets..being used to sell product…who get paid too much, which feeds their egos and makes them even more annoying to jerk off to….

So this campaign by brand called Lindex …using their staff, who are actually a kind of hot, but not model staff…is awesome and the direction all companies not scared of being sued for sexual harassment should go…because when you ask the secretary to come pose in panties in your office…you’re setting yourself up for a lawsuit…right…

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2015

07

May

Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life….

I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups…

I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world…

So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2015

07

May

Adam Levine Gets Flour Bombed of the Day

Adam Levine is an interesting celebrity, because I have never met anyone who says they love, like or even respect Adam Levine. In fact, I’ve only heard the opposite…that people fucking hate him, and it isn’t just my circle of people, who hate everything, but also random people in pharmacies when his songs come on, or random people in grocery stores, or really anywhere…because I guess we all feel violated by that fucking voice…but I guess thanks to THE VOICE, he still exists, still matters, and white trash America or someone, possibly his mom, as you know how Jewish moms are….are buying up his albums, paying the radio to play them…

I guess the people have spoken with this sugar bomb / flower bomb / that is probbaly similar to a weekend with the models he fucks…and to the Adam Levine / Avril Lavigne haters…this will bring joy and happiness…

Posted in:Adam Levine

2015

07

May

Marisa Miller Naked and Pregnant Boycotting Sea World of the DAy

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A couple of days ago…Marisa Miller, who I guess is pregnant, despite looking like she’s been menopausal for the last 15 years of her modeling career, you know when she went from trashy 90s nude model to less trashy SI model…that fell off when she probably found her billionaire, as these models do…before turning 40…

Well she’s pregnant and naked in a bath tub…because she saw Black Fish and that is how all the animals in captivity…which is fucking disgusting..

So the campaign targets Sea World…boycot Sea World because Sea World is the fucking devil….even if they get a pregnant Marisa Miller naked in a tub….

I know nothing about Marisa Miller, other than her hard face and huge tits, but I fully agree with her postion…because I am a Marine Mammal lover, I’ve saved Seals in my spare time, and this is a good cause…

So if you’re white trash who go to Sea World…and you probably are…don’t…

That goes for you too Canadians…no Marineland….

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2015

07

May

Aubrey Plaza Butt in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….not quite as foreign as a prostitute I can’t quite understand when asking me to pay for the rub and tug…that kind of foreign is more Asian and Eastern European….this kind of foreign is more, I don’t know who the fuck she is…but her name sounds like something I would park in at the movie theater….and her ass looks like something I would park in…despite being a funny comedienne, something, I don’t really like because I am sexist in my comedy, and really no girl other than Joan Rivers has really ever made me laugh…maybe I just feel ike girls should be laughing at my jokes…and by joke I mean my penis size…it’s pretty uneventful…

What isn’t unevenful is how hot her ass is in a bikini…I like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

07

May

Dry Hump Day and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Russian Gets Robbed

Sex Toy Removal of the Day

Driverless Truck….in the Desert…

British Man VS Cnn

Quick Thinking of the Day

Bus Driver Beats Up a 15 Year Old

Dude Has Knife in His Back…..after Fight with Girlfriend….

Song of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2015

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking girls for scanned government issued ID takes the romance out of vagina pictures…but thanks to Facebook and Tinder letting people be any age (I’m 22)….coupled with Kylie Jenner’s influence…we’re dealing with a world of very slutty under 21 year olds…

That’s why I only sex with 30 year olds, who are still uncomfortable about the whole whore thing…you know cuz nude pics isn’t something they’ve been doing since they were 12 and got their period premature thanks to hormones in the food and not having a dad…

Here are some morning links….

LAPD Shot and Killed a Homeless Man
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Found Human Remains in Colorado..
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Over the Shoulder Ass Selfie
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Adam Levine Got Sugar Bombed … So Good..
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Tom Hiddleston and an Olsen are Doing It..
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Jennifer Lopez in a Tight Dress
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Irina Shayk Bikini
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Kylie Jenner’s Lips are Fake
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Fane Whore in a bikini
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Rihanna Dresses Like Mario Kart
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Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon Doe More Than Words..
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2015

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes you need to fuck a fat ugly chick…to appreciate a hot one…

Sometimes you only fuck a fat ugly chick…because no one else will fuck you…

Sometimes you don’t even fuck a fat ugly chick…because even they won’t fuck you…

Sometimes…you just need to follow me on motherfucking instagram motherfuckers @drunkenstepfatherdotcom” target=”_blank”> @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Here are some stepLINKS>..


So Many Asses
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Drunk Cop Ball Buster
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TOday’s New Hamburglar Looks Like a Bad Halloween Costume
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I Don’t THink This Dude Went Overboard
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Some Florida Trash Together in Thongs
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The Kim Kardashians Held Out on Talking About the Bruce Special in Order to Get the Highest Bidder because Media fucking Sucks
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Chrissy Teigen is a Pig in a Blanket
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Some Beyonce Chick Named Beyonce
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Megan Fox is a Naugthy School Girl
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Kylie Jenner’s Lips are Fake – OFficially
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Slut of the Day
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits
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Beyonce is a REal WHore
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Some Hipster Naked on the BEach
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Gay Guys Get Hit Over Head With Chair
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Pilates
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Supergirl is a New TV Show for you to JErk Off To
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Megan Fox on Set
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Anna Kendrick Isn’t Cute
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Entertaining Chef
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Rihanna Had RIta ORa Banned From her After Party
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Charlotte MCKinney Huge TIts
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Madonna’s Daughter’s Nipples
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Nicole Kidman’s Robot Nipples
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Eating Contest GIF
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Kids Speaking To Each Other in Sign Language
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Scenic Landscape of the DAy
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BEverly Hills COp 4 Not Happeneing
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Customer Serves Himself Fries
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Renata Dancewicz naked ina Movie
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Some Asses
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Aubrey Plaza Ass in a Bikini
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Irina the Vagina Shayk in Bikinis for Some Fabricated Bullshit Magazine
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Some Unattractive Instagram Celebrity in a Bikini
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Today in Natalie POrtman is Not You…
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The UK is as Fat as America
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Ass Sniffer
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Naked and Getting Stoned
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Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Two Dildos Too Few
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Scary Cam Chick
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Hot Seaside Strip
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Timed Enemas
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Cartoons fuCK….
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Amazing Cam Chick
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Weird New Porn Genre
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Curvy Strip
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The Hottest Webcam
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Some Girl in a Skimpy Bikini
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

06

May

Kylie Jenner’s Dirty Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and her possible ass implants…that would make sense because their family are a gang of fucking whores and ass implants are kind of the look for the generation…I mean that and super skinny model look…and I guess the mom wanted to cover both bases to stay relevant as a family…so she sent both of her jenner kids and her jenner husband to the lab to get modified so that they were marketable..

Either way Kylie, who isn’t 18, but has got the whore on with a 25 year old rapper, and her social media, because girls get their periods at 8 nowadays, especially when the mom is feeding them hormones in their fruity pebbles….and this is what she’s created…taking dirty underwear selfies…showing her underwear..and thickness…on a dirty mirror…instead of actual dirty underwear you’d probably buy on EBAY when her mom sells it on EBAY to sniff while you jerk off…you freak…so much scandal….right….

If you don’t like that Here’s Kendall singing you a song…

If you don’t like that…Here’s Kendall Fake Kissing Hailey Baldwin…because they are obnoxious it girls for no reason other than you making them it girs….

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