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2015

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The annoying thing about May the 4th is when everyone says “may the 4th be with you”…it’s like I get it motherfucker, like the Mayweather fight, this is just another internet meme to show me that you’re all a bunch of fucking typical, repetitive drones…who need to repeat some asshole’s cleaver marketing for Star Wars…to make all these assholes more billions…on a movie that isn’t even that fucking good…when all I want to do is look at pussy…pussy in bikini…pussy in fitness shorts..pussy every way…so shove your may the 4th up fucking suburban peasant ass…I hate you.

Here are some stepLINKS

The Cast of Suicide Squad
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Councilman Foregets to Turn Mic Off
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Kris Jenner’s Bullshit Response to Bruce
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Maggie Q Braless
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Girls with Freckles
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Internet Deception
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Hilary Duff on Tinder…
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People Don’t Like the Draw Muhammed Events
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Julia Pereira in a Bikini
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How Old Guesses Porn Star Ages
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Grand Theft Auto Remade with a Drone
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The Baltimore Batman is Ridiculous
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Chrissy Teigen in Bikinis…
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Girls With Huge Tits
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Child Abduction Social Experiment…
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Madonna on Kissing Drake
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2015

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It always amazes me how pissed off girls get at the grocery store when they are minding their own business as they look at avacados or whatever…and I ask them where they got their tits done because they look great…

You see I am right about implants at least 50% of the time, and you’d think after spending the 8-10k on them, they’d be glad I noticed…

Women just don’t make sense to me…ok let me pretend…you have great natural tits that sit just under your chin you idiot…

All this to say…I didn’t get a new gf at the grocery store…

Here are some stepLINKS…and bullshit…stepLINKS…and bullshit..

Hot Girls in Bed
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Elizabeth Banks Hates on Tara Reid
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Bella Thorne Wet on the Beach in a White Bikini
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Some Great Tits
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Kirstie Alley Involved in the New Jersey Bridge Scandal
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Huffington Post is Fucking Shameless and Don’t Care About Contnet
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Victoria’s Secret Gets Porny
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Horrible PDA
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J.Lo Has a Huge ASs
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Ariel Winder in her Prom Dress
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Megan Fox TMNT2
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Use Your 15 Seconds of Fame Wisely
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There is a Bart Simpson Statue in NYC
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Shark Cage Fail
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Robert Downey JR HAtes Indie Films
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Kim Kardashian in a Granny Swimsuit
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Everything in Marvel is Connected
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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter is Her Freakish Clone
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So Long Samantha Bee
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Emrata is a Bird Faced Whore With Big Tits
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Drunkenly Hugging Mike Tyson
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Barefoot Man Chasing a Camel in Dubai
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Little-Known Public Pool Facts That Will Freak You Out
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Megan Fox Hard Nipples
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The Man Who Ate Anothr Man’s Heart to Prove he’s Not Gay
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Mayweather Isn’t Bailing Out Suge Knight
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You Have a Dirty Mind
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Chilean Volcano
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Conan on David Letterman
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Sybian Seizure
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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Amazing Tits of the Day
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Huge Tits!
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Lesbian Attacks
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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Porn Solo Show from a Car
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Cartoons fuCK….
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Girls Flashing in the Library
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Random Topless Whore
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The Hottest Webcam
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Hot Girl Takes off her Jeans
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Scissor Sisters
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

May

Bella Thorne Bikini Dance Party of the Day

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She’s not 18. Which means you see abosolutely nothing here.

To see the pics CLICK HERE

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Nude for V Magazine of the Day

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Here’s another post on Miley Cyrus, because it is safe to say that she is the best thing to have happened in the entertainment industry in a love fucking time, all thanks to her trying to be the total opposite of what Disney created her as, even though it is safe to assume in the executive offices and on set trailers…other shit was going down that was way darker that Mickey and Minnie dancing around…I’m talking child molestation…and even if there was no child molestation, this girl’s soul was robbed, her celebrity took her childhood, she can’t live a normal life and is like a caged aninmal I want to fuck in the zoo, and I guess in knowing that and embracing that…she might as well dive right into the hipster world of getting naked for fashion cuz it’s just being naked…

We can only hope she also gets into fucking on camera…because it is just fucking…

I have big plans for her..including but not limited to her sitting on my face…While I wait for that….here are some polaroids…for a fashion magazine that are a little bit crackhead, a little bit erotic, a little be cheesy, but all awesome…

Miley just won.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

01

May

Gigi Hadid Panty Flash of the Day

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Gigi Hadid wears panties…and is apparently also a very nice girl as people I know who have worked with her have told me…so you can’t really hate her for being cute, in a family of narcissist model fuckers who can make one call to make his little baby’s dreams come true…if anything you should appreciate that she’s not a jaded, hard, fucked her way to get here cunt who has no time for anyone, because she is too busy trying to climb the ladder of opportunity…

I guess what I am trying to say is that it is hard to hate a hot girl, who isn’t all that hot, but still pretty hot, just because she was born rich…

But it is easy to hate her for wearing panties…

I want to see labia…that’s all..

That said, the last couple of days these OLD pics of her for V magazine have been circulating so I’ll repost them…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day

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The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr….

But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties…

This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

01

May

Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day

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Monika Jac Jagaciak has been modeling forever…and she’s just been named one of the 10 new Victoria’s Secret Angels…so I figure why not post titty pics of her, because there was a time when titty pics were coveted especially of Victoria’s Secret models who husbands and teenage boys were jerking off to…pre-internet…in an era when Playboy was really the only one doing nudity…and not every single model, actress, and popstar..

Now, I don’t know what is a better approach for people being sexually healthy and not deviant, you know like how I used to cum myself just holding a girl’s hand…but now I only come with her tongue in my ass, while jerking me off, singing 90s rock, and smoking a cigarette as she’s getitng fisted by an amputee midget covered in tar…

You see…I want to see everyone in the world naked…but I don’t know what 13 year old kids growing up on throat fucking gangbang tranny porn will do for a future generation…but I guess who cares about them…look at these tits…

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2015

01

May

Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you….

I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck….

I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics…

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2015

01

May

The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus…

It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from…

I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil…

This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit…

Posted in:Videos

2015

01

May

Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day

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I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”…

People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY E-COMM PICS CLICK HERE

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