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2015

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May

Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini Selfie of the Day

Probably my least favorite of the Sports Illustrated hookers on the hooker train to rich dude wallets…who use the Sports Illustrated magazine as a platform to be hookers to billionaire, not millionaires…is Chrissy Teigen…because she doesn’t just shut up and assume her role as hooker, but instead tries to be interesting, funny, controversial…using her platform of dude who like ethnic gold digging tits on shitty bodies….to promote herself..becauase otherwise she’d have to admit she’s just a wallet fucker…and no girl wants that…especially not hard working models who made 12 dollars last year modeling…

Here she is a bikini…it gives her something to do when she’s not googling herself or trying to be funny…spending John Legend’s money…

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2015

04

May

Nina Agdal Does the Emily Ratajkowski of the DAy

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These girls are shameless. Any excuse to post a topless pic…in this case…it’s a vile skin disease that is disgusting…

They are trashy exhibitionists…no better than strippers or street prostitutes…but they are “Published” Models so their clients are richer and they attend more luxurious events than the gutter…but the dudes who deal with them are either little bitches who let them walk all over them…because they like having the low level celebrity attached to where they stick their dicks, it makes them feel important…or they just view them as the hookers they are….

Either way, they involve self produced topless pictures to generate some buzz, to draw some attention to themselves, and to get noticed…because it gets them work…

I am all for girls behaving like this. I mean I spend the better part of my 20s in strip clubs paying for head…I just liked the strippers who knew they were hookers…and hated the strippers who thought they were more than strippers…and I guess that’s the vibe I’m getting here with this retard with a great body…who was smart enough to crop out her body…it’s just that we get it..it’s too bad you don’t…but then again..you kinda do…producing pics like this…

These nobodies…thinking they are somebodies….realizing they are just tits is some philosophical shit…

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2015

04

May

stepGIRLS VS EveryoneDoesIt for May the 4th of the DAy

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Our friends at EVERYONEDOESIT….the smokeshop that’s been around for 15 years…is offering a 10% discount to all of you on May the 4th…because I guess stoners love Star Wars or some shit…

So if you’re shopping all you gotta do is put…

10% discount code is ATTACKOFTHECODES

The good news is that along with deals, we also come with pics of babes in various states of naked…shot for the stepGIRLS movement with EVERYONEDOESIT goodies..and it was amazing…but I’m not just saying that because stepGIRLS are always amazing…ok…maybe I am…

Remember to check out the good stuff HERE get your discounts…

Pics by @jsiegelphotography on instagram….

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2015

04

May

Emily Ratajkowski Whores Out Proper of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picture of Emily Rat Cow…but the rumor is that she posted it during the Mayweather fight, I guess to see if anyone was paying attention to her, as she probably wants everyone to pay attention to her, even though she’s a virtual nobody, I mean she’s got instagram followers, but who gives a fuck about instragram followers, sure the whole world gives a fuck about instagram followers, but in the grand scheme of things, she’s the girl showing her pussy to a group of boys so that they like her…

And they like her…they pay her…and playing this off as as some kind of joke is fine, but it is obviously lessof a joke and more of a cry for attention, a very desperate cry for attention, because when you’re a one trick pony…or better yet a one trick trick…who’s face isn’t all that special, but who’s body is banging and has been banged…and will continue to be baned…to get work..you do all that you know, or all that you’ve had success with..

The good news for us, is the bad news for her, an that is that she’s oversaturated, her 5 minutes are up, and the only way out is sex tape…

You know it’s gonna happen…we’ve seen girls like this 100 times before..and I just hope she does it with Kanye, someone she’s rumored to still be fucking, according to a girl I know who sold Kanye pants in London…

All this to say…it’s just a naked girl…there are a million girls…who cares about this particular one…and I hope when it all ends…she realizes she just doens’t matter…based on this hustle…I think she realizes she just doesn’t matter…

Maybe she should be friendlier to people…

Turns out it is fake….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

04

May

Solveig Mork Hansen for Vanity Fair of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on with Vanity Fair, but as far as I’m concerned I don’t care, as long as it keeps heading in this direction…because I am a pervert and when I see fishnets over panties, I just want to slide my hand up in there and act like a puppet master…at the puppet show of my dreams….

I’ve never heard of Solveig Mork Hansen…or really care…who she is or what her story is…or where she is from….I just like that Vanity Fair has gone lingerie catalog….and appreciate that she’s not a sex worker while being a sex worker…

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2015

04

May

Public Date and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Girl Breaks Leg…

Naked and Tazed on the Highway

Next Level Suicide…

Guy Catches Drunk Who Pisses on his Steps…

Smoke Stack…

Naked Activist of the Day

Man Stuck in Basketball Hoop

Police Shoot Fan with a Rubber Bullet

PCP at Popeyes

Body Painted Street Brawl

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2015

04

May

Texas Nursing Home Employee of the Month of the Day

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Stories like this really warm my heart and make me laugh….only because 76 years old is old enough to appreciate a good fucking…

Ryan Otey, 27, was accused of sexually assaulting a woman 76-year-old woman at a senior home in Cedar Hill, Texas, authorities say.

A staffer at a Texas senior home was caught with his pants down in a 76-year-old woman’s bed, authorities said.

Ryan Otey, 27, sexually assaulted the elderly victim who has “limited mental faculties,” Cedar Hill police said.

A co-worker walked in on the disturbing scene on Thursday and called the cops, CBS DFW reported.

Detectives interviewed Otey and he “provided a statement detailing his activities with the resident” at Crescent Place Assisted Living and Memory Care, authorities said.

He was charged with sexual assault of an elderly/disabled person and held on $100,000 bond at Dallas County Jail, detention records show.

Police were investigating whether Otey had attacked any other residents at the facility in the southern suburbs of Dallas, authorities said.

I like how no one accuses her of her being a cougar….

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2015

04

May

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini Top for Some Brand of the Day

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I think there is a Cher song that goes “Do you believe in life after getting drunk and fucking Justin Bieber at the end of a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, while being married to a homosexual actor who got you to America thanks to legitimizing that relationship with a kid, only to be fired by Victoria’s Secret because they are a Jewish brand that pretend to be a Christian Brand…since all the white trash that buy their smutty, sweatshop made shit, are poor and poor people love the fucking church…

That said, I could be wrong, I was never much of a Cher fan…even when crawling all over the place in sheer lingerie at the age of 60…30 years ago…

I guess I’m not as homo as writing a blog about these people makes me look…cuz Homos fucking love Cher…

Either way, Miranda Kerr is still working…and in a bikini top…and has tits…yay.

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2015

04

May

Sara Sampaio for June’s UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese freedom fighter, which is more than you can say for most Portuguese people, who haven’t really accomplished much since finding North America, and who have since kinda taken the back seat to productivity and decided to ride off that…1492 hustle…

But Sara Sampaio, who is Portuguese and who has been just named a new Victoria’s Secret angel…which means she has secured an actual modeling contract with the brand…that involves something like 55 work days, tons of press, for something like 50k a year…is a freedom fighter…

If defending being skinny is a freedom fighter thing to do, which I think it is, in this era of everyone is fat and disgusting, and skinny babes are a dying art form…thanks to hormones in our foods and laziness…

She’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or it is just great to be skinny and fat chicks and fast food joints and the Pharma industry hate anyone who is living it…

It’s like reverse the bullying, let’s not laugh at the fat girl who’s thighs are rubbing together and is out of breath walking ten steps to get to the donut shop…as she slowly dies…in a life where there is no quality of life…thanks tot donuts…and instead bully the babe getting paid to be half naked…

The whole world’s gone crazy, and I blame social media.

Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar, in pretty boring pics…considering we’ve seen her naked…. HERE

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2015

04

May

Cara Delevingne’s Socialite Ass is Banned in the UK of the Day

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I read the headline of this story and thought that even her mother country, where she was born and probably pays taxes…the place her socialite ass got its start thanks to being rich and having access…where she was able to throw herself into the fashion world..and the fashion world was ate her up because they found her quirky…wanted to get rid of her…

You know in a deport your own, exile them to an island in the south pacific and call it Australia or some shit..

But apparently, they just banned this ad of her socialite ass…because it offended the proper people of England…who helped produce this trash…

Unless Tom Ford paid a representative to say they banned the ad, so people talk about it…like they do every year with the “rejected superbowl ads” that 90 percent aren’t even submitted to the superbowl…

Who cares…here’s her ass…

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