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2015

04

May

Solveig Mork Hansen for Vanity Fair of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on with Vanity Fair, but as far as I’m concerned I don’t care, as long as it keeps heading in this direction…because I am a pervert and when I see fishnets over panties, I just want to slide my hand up in there and act like a puppet master…at the puppet show of my dreams….

I’ve never heard of Solveig Mork Hansen…or really care…who she is or what her story is…or where she is from….I just like that Vanity Fair has gone lingerie catalog….and appreciate that she’s not a sex worker while being a sex worker…

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2015

04

May

Public Date and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Girl Breaks Leg…

Naked and Tazed on the Highway

Next Level Suicide…

Guy Catches Drunk Who Pisses on his Steps…

Smoke Stack…

Naked Activist of the Day

Man Stuck in Basketball Hoop

Police Shoot Fan with a Rubber Bullet

PCP at Popeyes

Body Painted Street Brawl

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2015

04

May

Texas Nursing Home Employee of the Month of the Day

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Stories like this really warm my heart and make me laugh….only because 76 years old is old enough to appreciate a good fucking…

Ryan Otey, 27, was accused of sexually assaulting a woman 76-year-old woman at a senior home in Cedar Hill, Texas, authorities say.

A staffer at a Texas senior home was caught with his pants down in a 76-year-old woman’s bed, authorities said.

Ryan Otey, 27, sexually assaulted the elderly victim who has “limited mental faculties,” Cedar Hill police said.

A co-worker walked in on the disturbing scene on Thursday and called the cops, CBS DFW reported.

Detectives interviewed Otey and he “provided a statement detailing his activities with the resident” at Crescent Place Assisted Living and Memory Care, authorities said.

He was charged with sexual assault of an elderly/disabled person and held on $100,000 bond at Dallas County Jail, detention records show.

Police were investigating whether Otey had attacked any other residents at the facility in the southern suburbs of Dallas, authorities said.

I like how no one accuses her of her being a cougar….

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2015

04

May

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini Top for Some Brand of the Day

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I think there is a Cher song that goes “Do you believe in life after getting drunk and fucking Justin Bieber at the end of a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, while being married to a homosexual actor who got you to America thanks to legitimizing that relationship with a kid, only to be fired by Victoria’s Secret because they are a Jewish brand that pretend to be a Christian Brand…since all the white trash that buy their smutty, sweatshop made shit, are poor and poor people love the fucking church…

That said, I could be wrong, I was never much of a Cher fan…even when crawling all over the place in sheer lingerie at the age of 60…30 years ago…

I guess I’m not as homo as writing a blog about these people makes me look…cuz Homos fucking love Cher…

Either way, Miranda Kerr is still working…and in a bikini top…and has tits…yay.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2015

04

May

Sara Sampaio for June’s UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese freedom fighter, which is more than you can say for most Portuguese people, who haven’t really accomplished much since finding North America, and who have since kinda taken the back seat to productivity and decided to ride off that…1492 hustle…

But Sara Sampaio, who is Portuguese and who has been just named a new Victoria’s Secret angel…which means she has secured an actual modeling contract with the brand…that involves something like 55 work days, tons of press, for something like 50k a year…is a freedom fighter…

If defending being skinny is a freedom fighter thing to do, which I think it is, in this era of everyone is fat and disgusting, and skinny babes are a dying art form…thanks to hormones in our foods and laziness…

She’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or it is just great to be skinny and fat chicks and fast food joints and the Pharma industry hate anyone who is living it…

It’s like reverse the bullying, let’s not laugh at the fat girl who’s thighs are rubbing together and is out of breath walking ten steps to get to the donut shop…as she slowly dies…in a life where there is no quality of life…thanks tot donuts…and instead bully the babe getting paid to be half naked…

The whole world’s gone crazy, and I blame social media.

Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar, in pretty boring pics…considering we’ve seen her naked…. HERE

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2015

04

May

Cara Delevingne’s Socialite Ass is Banned in the UK of the Day

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I read the headline of this story and thought that even her mother country, where she was born and probably pays taxes…the place her socialite ass got its start thanks to being rich and having access…where she was able to throw herself into the fashion world..and the fashion world was ate her up because they found her quirky…wanted to get rid of her…

You know in a deport your own, exile them to an island in the south pacific and call it Australia or some shit..

But apparently, they just banned this ad of her socialite ass…because it offended the proper people of England…who helped produce this trash…

Unless Tom Ford paid a representative to say they banned the ad, so people talk about it…like they do every year with the “rejected superbowl ads” that 90 percent aren’t even submitted to the superbowl…

Who cares…here’s her ass…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The annoying thing about May the 4th is when everyone says “may the 4th be with you”…it’s like I get it motherfucker, like the Mayweather fight, this is just another internet meme to show me that you’re all a bunch of fucking typical, repetitive drones…who need to repeat some asshole’s cleaver marketing for Star Wars…to make all these assholes more billions…on a movie that isn’t even that fucking good…when all I want to do is look at pussy…pussy in bikini…pussy in fitness shorts..pussy every way…so shove your may the 4th up fucking suburban peasant ass…I hate you.

Here are some stepLINKS

The Cast of Suicide Squad
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Councilman Foregets to Turn Mic Off
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Kris Jenner’s Bullshit Response to Bruce
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Maggie Q Braless
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Girls with Freckles
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Internet Deception
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Hilary Duff on Tinder…
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People Don’t Like the Draw Muhammed Events
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Julia Pereira in a Bikini
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How Old Guesses Porn Star Ages
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Grand Theft Auto Remade with a Drone
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The Baltimore Batman is Ridiculous
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Chrissy Teigen in Bikinis…
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Girls With Huge Tits
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Child Abduction Social Experiment…
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Madonna on Kissing Drake
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2015

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It always amazes me how pissed off girls get at the grocery store when they are minding their own business as they look at avacados or whatever…and I ask them where they got their tits done because they look great…

You see I am right about implants at least 50% of the time, and you’d think after spending the 8-10k on them, they’d be glad I noticed…

Women just don’t make sense to me…ok let me pretend…you have great natural tits that sit just under your chin you idiot…

All this to say…I didn’t get a new gf at the grocery store…

Here are some stepLINKS…and bullshit…stepLINKS…and bullshit..

Hot Girls in Bed
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Elizabeth Banks Hates on Tara Reid
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Bella Thorne Wet on the Beach in a White Bikini
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Some Great Tits
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Kirstie Alley Involved in the New Jersey Bridge Scandal
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Huffington Post is Fucking Shameless and Don’t Care About Contnet
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Victoria’s Secret Gets Porny
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Horrible PDA
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J.Lo Has a Huge ASs
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Ariel Winder in her Prom Dress
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Megan Fox TMNT2
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Use Your 15 Seconds of Fame Wisely
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There is a Bart Simpson Statue in NYC
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Shark Cage Fail
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Robert Downey JR HAtes Indie Films
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Kim Kardashian in a Granny Swimsuit
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Everything in Marvel is Connected
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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter is Her Freakish Clone
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So Long Samantha Bee
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Emrata is a Bird Faced Whore With Big Tits
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Drunkenly Hugging Mike Tyson
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Barefoot Man Chasing a Camel in Dubai
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Little-Known Public Pool Facts That Will Freak You Out
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Megan Fox Hard Nipples
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The Man Who Ate Anothr Man’s Heart to Prove he’s Not Gay
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Mayweather Isn’t Bailing Out Suge Knight
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You Have a Dirty Mind
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Chilean Volcano
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Conan on David Letterman
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Sybian Seizure
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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Amazing Tits of the Day
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Huge Tits!
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Lesbian Attacks
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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Porn Solo Show from a Car
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Cartoons fuCK….
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Girls Flashing in the Library
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Random Topless Whore
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The Hottest Webcam
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Hot Girl Takes off her Jeans
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Scissor Sisters
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

May

Bella Thorne Bikini Dance Party of the Day

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She’s not 18. Which means you see abosolutely nothing here.

To see the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Nude for V Magazine of the Day

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Here’s another post on Miley Cyrus, because it is safe to say that she is the best thing to have happened in the entertainment industry in a love fucking time, all thanks to her trying to be the total opposite of what Disney created her as, even though it is safe to assume in the executive offices and on set trailers…other shit was going down that was way darker that Mickey and Minnie dancing around…I’m talking child molestation…and even if there was no child molestation, this girl’s soul was robbed, her celebrity took her childhood, she can’t live a normal life and is like a caged aninmal I want to fuck in the zoo, and I guess in knowing that and embracing that…she might as well dive right into the hipster world of getting naked for fashion cuz it’s just being naked…

We can only hope she also gets into fucking on camera…because it is just fucking…

I have big plans for her..including but not limited to her sitting on my face…While I wait for that….here are some polaroids…for a fashion magazine that are a little bit crackhead, a little bit erotic, a little be cheesy, but all awesome…

Miley just won.

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