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2015

08

May

Anya Benton by Cavan Clark of the Day

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Doing what we do…we make a lot of friends…and a lot of enemies…usually the enemies are Emily Ratajkowski…and feminists….and the friends get the joke that we’re making fun of pop culture and the stupidity of humanity as a whole…all while loving hot girls and fucking…pretty basic stuff…so we get drunk together because everyone likes to laugh at that….while looking at hot women…

One of our friends is CAVAN CLARK a photographer who just likes to have a good time….

Another one of our friends is the amazing and lovely Anya Benton …who he took pictures of…because she’s amazing and better than any girl you’ve ever spoke to…meaning I win assholes…even though I’ve lost at life as a whole….

Either way, she’s getting sniffed out by the bear I wish I was…but will never be…and they are pretty fun pics…next time…maybe they’ll invite me along…unless we’re not really real friends….and they just humor me….as most people do…

That’s why I never get invited to the birthday parties….

You can find Anya on FACEBOOK | INSTAGRAM

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2015

08

May

Topless Homeless Lady Takes a Smoke Break and Other Videos of the Day

Holy Fuck – Insane Footage of a 13 Year Old Fighting Off a Sexual Predator

Wife Beater Gets Kicked in the Balls

Cops Stop to Play Baseball with Kids

Woman Finds Kittens in the Trash

Jamaican Cops Shoot Dude

Awkward Robbery of the Day

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2015

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes….I get mad at the girls I sext because they don’t show me enough butt hole

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Here are some stepLINKS…

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Mad Max Picture You Need To See
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Tyga Says it is Ok to Datw Kylie
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Ana Braga Big Guns…..
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Rihanna Wearing Panties….
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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New Jurassic Park Trailer
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Courtney Stodden Suing Vivid..
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Human Mowing Machine
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Anastasia Nova Fame Whore….
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Cleveland Cavaliers Teach a Bitch a Lesson
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Expose Gold Diggers…
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2015

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re looking for babes on instagram, but tired of following the attention seeking babes who think they deserve to be watched or that they are famous…follow the friend @K_Inzixoxo

If you’re looking to bang random young girls who aren’t that hot but who send nude pics without much convincing…tinder…

Or you could always just go to the club on a thursday with some roofies…but why fucking bother…when the roofies come to you…since people be horny…

I’m Jesus Martinez and these are my steplinks…Discretion….I was wasted when I did em…so they may be confused and confusing…

Girls in No Bra are Just Crazy
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Mariah Carey Lame Panty Flash
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Miley Cyrus is bisexual
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These Tits are Just Crazy
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Nobody Fame Whore Tits
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Delaware Cop Kicks Black Guy in the Face
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Granny Kisses the Prince
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Snapchat Hotness
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This Slippery Slide is Just Crazy
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This SLut of the Day is Just Crazy
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These Idiots at a Louis Vuitton Event are Just Crazy
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Kristen Stewart’s Panty Flash is Just Crazy
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Jaime King’s Tits are Just Crazy
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New Family Vacation Movie
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Melissa Reeves Nupples are Just Crazy
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Star Wars Lego Toy Destroyed in Slow Motion is Just Crazy
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Lindsay Lohan is Just Crazy
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Bar Refaeli is Just Old
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Blake Lively Gets Work in a Woody Allen Movie
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Madonna’s Daughter See Through
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Abstinence Only School Has a Chlamydia Outbreak
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These Tits are Just Crazy
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This Model is Just Crazy
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These Tits are Just Crazy
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KAty perry’s Big Summer Tits
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Things in Slow Motion are Just Crazy
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Awkward Price is Right Prize
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Panty Car
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Woman Finds Cocaine in Granola Bar Wrapper
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Things That Bounce are Just Crazy
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Christina Milian Slutty New Video
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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HUGE TITS
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Naked Party on a Boat
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Vagina Party Trick!
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Sex Toy Removal
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Public Sex
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Chinese Road Rage
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Academy Award Winning Cam Girl
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Not Hairy Enough
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Diver of the Day
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Tree Porn
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Bed Sex
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

07

May

Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her…

I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind…

I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one…

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2015

07

May

Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy

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I am a firm supporter of the nude selfie…and girls sending me their own home grown erotica…and with that means I like the unphotoshopped look…and I like seeing bodies that probably would never be models…because the models I see bore the fuck out of me and just aren’t authentic, but rather puppets..being used to sell product…who get paid too much, which feeds their egos and makes them even more annoying to jerk off to….

So this campaign by brand called Lindex …using their staff, who are actually a kind of hot, but not model staff…is awesome and the direction all companies not scared of being sued for sexual harassment should go…because when you ask the secretary to come pose in panties in your office…you’re setting yourself up for a lawsuit…right…

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2015

07

May

Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life….

I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups…

I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world…

So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom…

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2015

07

May

Adam Levine Gets Flour Bombed of the Day

Adam Levine is an interesting celebrity, because I have never met anyone who says they love, like or even respect Adam Levine. In fact, I’ve only heard the opposite…that people fucking hate him, and it isn’t just my circle of people, who hate everything, but also random people in pharmacies when his songs come on, or random people in grocery stores, or really anywhere…because I guess we all feel violated by that fucking voice…but I guess thanks to THE VOICE, he still exists, still matters, and white trash America or someone, possibly his mom, as you know how Jewish moms are….are buying up his albums, paying the radio to play them…

I guess the people have spoken with this sugar bomb / flower bomb / that is probbaly similar to a weekend with the models he fucks…and to the Adam Levine / Avril Lavigne haters…this will bring joy and happiness…

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2015

07

May

Marisa Miller Naked and Pregnant Boycotting Sea World of the DAy

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A couple of days ago…Marisa Miller, who I guess is pregnant, despite looking like she’s been menopausal for the last 15 years of her modeling career, you know when she went from trashy 90s nude model to less trashy SI model…that fell off when she probably found her billionaire, as these models do…before turning 40…

Well she’s pregnant and naked in a bath tub…because she saw Black Fish and that is how all the animals in captivity…which is fucking disgusting..

So the campaign targets Sea World…boycot Sea World because Sea World is the fucking devil….even if they get a pregnant Marisa Miller naked in a tub….

I know nothing about Marisa Miller, other than her hard face and huge tits, but I fully agree with her postion…because I am a Marine Mammal lover, I’ve saved Seals in my spare time, and this is a good cause…

So if you’re white trash who go to Sea World…and you probably are…don’t…

That goes for you too Canadians…no Marineland….

Here’s the video…

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2015

07

May

Aubrey Plaza Butt in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….not quite as foreign as a prostitute I can’t quite understand when asking me to pay for the rub and tug…that kind of foreign is more Asian and Eastern European….this kind of foreign is more, I don’t know who the fuck she is…but her name sounds like something I would park in at the movie theater….and her ass looks like something I would park in…despite being a funny comedienne, something, I don’t really like because I am sexist in my comedy, and really no girl other than Joan Rivers has really ever made me laugh…maybe I just feel ike girls should be laughing at my jokes…and by joke I mean my penis size…it’s pretty uneventful…

What isn’t unevenful is how hot her ass is in a bikini…I like that…

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