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2015

23

Apr

Behati Prinsloo’s Crotch Adam Levine Polluting of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is the Vagina that secured the most irritating popstar in the history of popstars…Adam Levine…and tricked him into marriage because being from wherever the fuck you name your kid Behati….means that she just wants the American dream and a guy who is always on the radio…and who is always on TV…represents that dream…on some David Hasselhoff level…

So she’s now going to live the good life as soon as she gets knocked up and live happily every after on child support when he runs off with other fresher models…seeing as nothing lasts forever…unless of course the moral code and values programmed into her from her mother country…a place they name their kids Behati is a place where dudes can do whatever the fuck they want to do….which works for egotistical assholes who think they are important because their record sales and celebrity is…

Who cares…he’s the worst, but she’s not so bad…

Here she is in some Shitty bikini catalog campaign….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2015

23

Apr

Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Kim Kardashian…you’ve probably heard of her, because she’s been labeled the most powerful woman in entertainment, which is an insane concept considering she is just a hooker porn slut who took a lot of black cock publicly…with a reality show…

She matters more than any of these vapid actresses who think they have talent…and in a lot of ways…I think that’s awesome.

Sure, I find her irritating, trashy, shameless, disgusting…unattractive, overrated…the devil…but the fact that she’s the most important person in pop culture gives this singers and actors and people who think they are trained or have talent a little fuck you…because no one cares you dancing monkey…we’re more into the bitch who exposes her life to the world….

Real life, even when scripted, is just more powerful than Sandra Bullock in Gravity…or whatever…and here she is being a whore on Earth Day…because as you know she’s the biggest human waste, pollutant, natural disaster due to the state of the world there is…and she’s got the titties to distract from that..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

23

Apr

Anna Ewers for W Magazine of the Day

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I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum…

She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off…

Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that…

Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless..

Posted in:Anna Ewers

2015

23

Apr

Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day

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I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works…

You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason…

Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say:


“It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.”

I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you..

Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do…

People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything…

So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again.

Who cares.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

23

Apr

Sia’s Heidi Klum Video of the Day

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Apparently the super famous Sia, who has been in the music industry forever, but no one gave a fuck about her until she did some EDM song, launching her career, that involves more than one video of the creepiest little dancing girl…who went viral and in a way was the Emrata of the year, without the tits, thanks to not hitting puberty yet…but who has been replaced with a veteran with tits…Heidi Klum..

The video is not compelling at all…a redneck German doesn’t really work for me, and burning down a house reminds me of an Emimen Featuring Rihana Video..

But Heidi Klum is in a bra..and even at 50..and a mom of 500 kids…with must be an intersting vagina, filled with German scat and German ethnic cleansing…still looks good..so here it is…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2015

23

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive…

Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes..

That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort…

Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

23

Apr

stepGIRL Miss Jessie Lee by Ryan Dwyer of the Day

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Her name is @JessieLeeEdwards she is not only from Instagram, but also from Australia.

These are pictures by a man who goes by the name of @ryandwyerphoto…who is a pretty accomplished photographer….but who more importantly spent the day with this @JessieLeeEdwards pile of amazing…and I am not just saying that because I have watched her on the stepGIRLS snapchat..I am saying that because historically Australians are cool, down to party and hot…they are laid back, are into casual sex if is a good time…and more importantly have a sense of humor and like to fuck with us…because hell, it’s better than being on a rock with a bunch of ex prisoners dropped off there in exile…forced to drink, crocodile dundee, and whtever else is famous from Australia…

So here are those pics to warm up your shitty life…

via letshoot.com

Posted in:stpeGIRL

2015

23

Apr

Girl Pees Herself on LiveTV and Other Videos of the Day

Many Pacquiao’s Singing on Kimmel

Robert Downey Jr Walks Out of An Interview because Actors are Bitches

The Ukrainian Pop Star Suing Mila Kunis for Stealing her Chicken in the Ukraine 25 years ago….

Young Thug Films a Mom and Her Daughter Fighting

Don’t Give a Monkey the Finger

Busted Taking a Shit

Guy Yelling at 80 Year Old

Drunk Guy Crashing a Gay Mesican Dance

Plane Tries to Land No Landing Gear

Topless Protester of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The interesting thing about pretending that you are 22 on TINDER is that you open yourself up to a whole new generation of 19-24 year old girls, who are both open minded to the idea of fucking a married man who wears a mask, and more perverted than me.

THese people great up on porn and are looking for their next rush, orgasm or sexual adventure…They have all done anal, that’s a given or no brainer..and they are all fucking amazing….mainly because they sext…and to some of them even sexting is boring and they are more into phone sex, like it was the 90s and your gf went back home for the holidays…

All this to say, it could be the girls I attract, or maybe…the world is in a very very good place….all this to say…I have a new addiction…all this to say…all this to say…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Kate Upton on “The Fappening”
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Today in Courtney LOve and Her Daughter Porn
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Phoenix Mercury Star Arrested
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Vine Compilation of April
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere are Easier to Rape
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Topless Fame WHore of the Day
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Sandra Bullock is the Most Beautiful Women over 100 Fucking Years Old Who Everyone Hates
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Jimmy Fallon and Russell Crowe Sing Balls in Your Mouth
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Blac Chyna Making Fun of Kylie Jenner
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Idris Elba Eats Donuts
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Tom Brady is TOo Busy TO Go to the White House Because Gisele is a Needy Bitch
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Oreo Trick Shots
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NYPD Shoots Man in QUeens
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Chris ANdersen Has New Tattoos…
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Girl Askes 100 Men for Sex
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Topless on a Boat of the DAy

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I saw this shit back in March when it first happened – but didn’t bother because the brand that put it out are unsupportive assholes who I gave free ads to back in the day and who have in turn never done shit for me…not to mention I think Charlotte McKinney is a broken down faced Flordia bootleg stripper who doesn’t deserve any of the fame she’s got – or TV gig she’s got…even though she’s got huge tits…I know tons of ugy chicks with huge tits…there’s nothing special about this…

But here’s the video anyway….

She’s faking it and making it…what the fuck….

But those tits…they carry her through it all….that’s all it takes to make a face decent enough…angles motherfuckers…and tits…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney