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2015

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The interesting thing about pretending that you are 22 on TINDER is that you open yourself up to a whole new generation of 19-24 year old girls, who are both open minded to the idea of fucking a married man who wears a mask, and more perverted than me.

THese people great up on porn and are looking for their next rush, orgasm or sexual adventure…They have all done anal, that’s a given or no brainer..and they are all fucking amazing….mainly because they sext…and to some of them even sexting is boring and they are more into phone sex, like it was the 90s and your gf went back home for the holidays…

All this to say, it could be the girls I attract, or maybe…the world is in a very very good place….all this to say…I have a new addiction…all this to say…all this to say…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Kate Upton on “The Fappening”
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Today in Courtney LOve and Her Daughter Porn
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Phoenix Mercury Star Arrested
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Vine Compilation of April
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere are Easier to Rape
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Topless Fame WHore of the Day
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Sandra Bullock is the Most Beautiful Women over 100 Fucking Years Old Who Everyone Hates
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Jimmy Fallon and Russell Crowe Sing Balls in Your Mouth
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Blac Chyna Making Fun of Kylie Jenner
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Idris Elba Eats Donuts
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Tom Brady is TOo Busy TO Go to the White House Because Gisele is a Needy Bitch
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Oreo Trick Shots
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NYPD Shoots Man in QUeens
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Chris ANdersen Has New Tattoos…
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Girl Askes 100 Men for Sex
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

23

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Topless on a Boat of the DAy

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I saw this shit back in March when it first happened – but didn’t bother because the brand that put it out are unsupportive assholes who I gave free ads to back in the day and who have in turn never done shit for me…not to mention I think Charlotte McKinney is a broken down faced Flordia bootleg stripper who doesn’t deserve any of the fame she’s got – or TV gig she’s got…even though she’s got huge tits…I know tons of ugy chicks with huge tits…there’s nothing special about this…

But here’s the video anyway….

She’s faking it and making it…what the fuck….

But those tits…they carry her through it all….that’s all it takes to make a face decent enough…angles motherfuckers…and tits…

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2015

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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In case you didn’t leave your house or go on social media because you fucking hate everything and everyone, you probably don’t realize it is earth day…

In the event that you did leave your house and go on social media even though you hate everything and everyone, then you know it is earth day..

I have never seen the same motherfuckers who are destroying the motherfucking planet day in and day out with their bullshit consumption, pretend they give a fuck about the earth today, or any fucking day…and if anything I would like to thank them for their bullshit concern…or support of Earth Day…because I know that if they keep up wha they are doing…the earth will explode in our lifetime and I feel we need a reset!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Hot Fucking Asses
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Sandra Bullock’s Publicist for the Win
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Happy Earth Day – Here’s 8 Ways Man Will Destroy the World
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Amazimg Asses…
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Helga Lovekaty is Topless and Amazing….
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Slut of the Day
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Whore Ass in a Bikini
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Baseball Player Gets Creative When the Ball is Stuck
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This Priest Loves Star Wars
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Kelly Brook is Busty on a Hike
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Megan Fox – Ass in Leggings
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Chelsea Kane Braless Pokies
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Underboob !
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Reggie Miller Doesn’t Understand Puns….
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Wacka Flocka is Running for President
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Blake Lively is a MILF
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Topless Glamour Models
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Courtney Cox Huge Tits
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Scarlett Johansson’s There’s Something About Mary Hair
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Adriana Lima – Photoshoot
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Christina Milian Braless
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Teacher Apologizes for Sex with a 15 Year Old
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Pinup Girls
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Kelly Brook in Leggings….
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Ex Cops Smoking Weed
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Courtney Love Lives…
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The People of Ex Machina
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Amazing Panty Flash of the Day
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Long Lost Siblings Match on Tinder…
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21 Year Old Andre The Giant in a Kung Fu Movie
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Hot Girls in the Middle of No Where
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Amazing
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Naked Hipster….
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3D Gifs
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I have a Different Idea for Pie Face Game
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cockblocked at the Pool
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Rose is Naked and Amazing
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Anus of the Day
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Naked Young Looking Girls
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Gamer has a Temper
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Charlotte McKinney Nude
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Fisting is Fun
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Naked At the Shooting Range
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Jenya D – No Bikini TOp
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Are You ladies Ready to Suck
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Greeks Naughty on Social Media
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I like to Watch Cartoons FUCK
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Soccer Player Erection
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Boobs that Need Theri Own Wheel Chair
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Blonde of the Day
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See Sexy MILFs show it all in free chat rooms
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Naked Babe in a Dress
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Naked Babe Takes a Pee
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Bed Post Dildo
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

22

Apr

Emma Stone – Banana Face of the Day

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Emma Stone won in the paparazzi pictures of the day with this picture as her latest role…Banana Face..

You know she’s hiding from the paparazzi, because I guess she’s been rumored to be broken up with her boyfriend the lamest spiderman ever….but I like to think this “action hero”…is a better look for her, but that’s probably because I don’t buy into the nerd hype, and I don’t believe Emma Stone is all that special, and really I don’t hate her or her fame and fortune based on exploiting nerds and their loyalty, it’s just smart business…I just hate her mouth…which when she’s covering it up with a banana…doing her whole Banana face…far more politically correct than black face she doesn’t annoy me at all…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

22

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian Breast Pump of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian was at one point in time the hot Kardashian…before being replaced by Kendall Jenner as Kylie Jenner inspired a nation of youth to suck on bottles, to make their lips look fuller as reported earlier this week…just to prove she is that influential…amd matters…and the whole thing was probably sponsored by Pepsi…not that that matters…

What matters is that now that Kourntey is a mom Kardashian….she’s taken her ingrained, encoded, moral and values that were learned as a child, the same fame whore, attention seeking that you would assume is behind her birthing that is probably available online somewhere…and applied it to breast pumps, breast milk, breast feeding…it’s relelvant now thanks tio free the nipple, which meanit can get her some media hits…and there is something erotic about this…I just don’t know what it is…I mean can I see nipple? Or am i dreaming…

I just hope that along with her Kardashian famewhoring, she’s Kardashian monetizing and milking herself for some rich and obsessed fans with breast milk fetishes for 1,000 dollars an ounce…

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2015

22

Apr

Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret and like all girls who get fired or dumped…she’s on a mission to win.

I guess that involves posting slutty pics on instagram, staging paparazzi bikini pics, breast feeding on instagram, and reaching for every twist in the story she can…when not doing media…like this hot editorial for Vogue…

I mean as a dutch mom of two..she’s pretty fucking spectacular…I’d definitely be down for her tulips…which may look like four or 8 lips…thanks to the abuse it has seen…but I’d probably say that about any dutch model I’d be into fucking…I am so predictible…

Here’s her shorts for Instagram….the ay I think all mom shorts should be…

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2015

22

Apr

Miley Cyrus French Kissing her Dog of the Day

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I day is not a day unless Miley Cyrus graces it with her silly antics…that I call being a bored rich girl who really doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck because that is the marketing campaign her team decided to run with as it resinates with the youth market better than if she did give a fuck and took a Taylor Swift approach of wholesome whoresome….you know…there needs to be competitive advantage in the market…and as Miley is this massive money making entity…I doubt she has as much say as it seems she does..but maybe I’m wrong about the whole thing. It is very possible for a Disney kid to master and maneuver social media to win…they are so fucking trained at this industry…it’s second nature…

Not that any of that matters, what does matter is that our girl Miley is an exhibitionist in her life that is her marketing…and I am a voyeur…

So whether she’s frenching her dog, having her dog eat her out thanks the peanut butter, or just showing her tits…I dig everything she’s about…as cheesy as it is…it’s refreshing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

22

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Self of the Day

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Shape Magazine is usually a magazine that features girls who aren’t actually in shape, in a studio setting, that they photoshop to shit…in efforts to make them look like they are in shape…because if they didn’t do that…and if you saw how out of shape most of the people they feature are…it would be pretty hard to call yourself shape…especially because the out of shape famous people sell magazines in an era when nothing sells magazines…

As a reference point…Shape has had Oprah on the cover…

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Oh fuck…this is SELF Magazine…forget everything I just wrote…and remember that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is not Oprah…and she is amazing..while Sailing…or while posing in lingerie…or while naked for fashion editorials…or while starring in Michael Bay movies that require no real talent…She’s one of my favorites…and I’m not even a bald dude into girls who have dated bald dudes…because they give me hope…I just like her look…especially while pulling that sail between her legs..what a slut..

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2015

22

Apr

Taylor Swift Cleavage of the Day

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Apparently Taylor Swift posted this picture on 420…of her tits being squeezed for a fan selfie…I just checked her instagram to see if it was still up…and it isn’t…making me unsure of where it is from, what it is for…or if this is just a doctored picture of Taylor Swift..who is pretty much the most powerful earner in the music industry right now…

Or maybe she actually has really round and amazing tits…I mean…it would explain why so many dudes burn through her…by pretending to date her…only to fuck her and leave her when they are done with her…unless she’s the non-committal one, and that fake relationships is all designed to take away from her being a slut, while feeding into her broken hearted storyline that makes her hit songs..

Either way…nothing is authetic…and based on the shape of her cleavage…that goes for her tits too..

Here’s her cute cat video….

Living With Meerkats – a documentary

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

22

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Fitness of the Day

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I find it funny that people are so caught up in this silly story about Lohan’s misuse of Arabic, because she’s an uneducated child star who was sold off to be a dancing monkey at a young age…and not a fucking translator…

So she wrote what she thought was “You’re Beautiful” in arabic but it actually meant “You’re An Ass”, your an ass…

Sounds intentional to me, and the fact people are focusing on that…instead of what really matters…no not that her life is probably financed by rich dudes in Dubai who like shitting on American culture…you know a sponsorship you see instagram models onboard with all the time…

The real comedy in Lohan other than Lohan as a whole…is that she’s trying to become a fitness instagram account. She’s plugging fitness products…and she’s on that grind…when the only fitness she’s every done is an 8 ball and meth induced pacing…during her unstable years…

I am all for addicts finding health over suicide…but I also find it pretty funny when it comes out of no where…but maybe I’m just jealous I can’t come out of no where…it takes work…

All this to say..seeing her big tits in a sports bra in this position…is fucking hot to me…and maybe that says something about me…or maybe it’s hot…

If that’s not enough lohan for you…you can SEE HER LEGS LEAVING SOME HOTEL BY CLICKING HERE

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