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2015

24

Mar

Gigi Hadid and Her Boyfriend Naked for Mario Testino of the Day

Gigi Hadid got to participate in something that Fashion photographer Mario Testino calls his “Towel Series’…something he’s been doing for a long time and that I assume is for a book he is working on…and the whole thing would be a lot more creepy, seeing as he’s 60 and making two under 20 year olds grind up their genitals into each other, even if they fuck on the regular, or not…but this is Gigi Hdid, her 90 year old dad dates sugar babies her age and has for decades…his best friend cast her for Guess at the age of 7…she’s used to old creepers making girls like her get naked…it’s all good baby…too bad there’s no penetration….

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2015

24

Mar

Kylie Jenner Has a Pretty Intense Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s mom is Kris Jenner. Her sister is Kim Kardashian. She is the baby of this generation…the last to be shat out of Kris Jenner’s fame whore vagina..the last tool in the toolbox that her box farted out when it was looking for money…that could be fame whored to make the family more money, generate more buzz, and take this porno video Kim produced to another level, because it is so much bigger than Kim being penetrated by black cock, it transcends to the youth..future generation of these people…and in being a tool to fame whore for her mom…slutty bikini pics, that aren’t that slutty at all, but that are just of a 17 year old in a bikini, nothing worse that shit that has been happening for generations, since 17 and 18 is not that different, and more importanlty, since hs’e in fucking clothes…and isn’t in a sex tape with her 25 year old black rapping boyfriend, but she may one day be, because that’s what happens when you look up to your big, round, ass implanted sister who is the reason anyone cares about you or your disgusting family…

Now I am not into teens, they bore me, they are dumb as fuck, they annoy me, even when broken in….and 16 is legal in Canada, but I still aim for 30…but I’m sure you can appreciate the youthfulness in this tacky bikini…for social media…

Here’s a video of her talking about her make-up…

Here’s Kendall in a very important make-up ad, because she’s a real model

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2015

24

Mar

Alejendra Guilmant by Ricahard Bernardin for Treats! of the Day

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Here are some pictures by photographer Ricahard Bernadrin for Treats! Magazine, which in case you didn’t know is a magazine financed by the Facebook twins, who sued after the fact, and still made 100s of millions without any work, all in efforts to lure in the newest and hottest young models who don’t really work in LA, to get good shoots taken, so that all these rich people have an excuse to creep on them, sugar daddy them, hang out with them, throw parties with them…to feed their egos, and give them something tight and fresh to cum on, since most things in LA, after spending a year in LA, are stretched out and loose fitting like an old shoe, after being used by producers and directors and agents and really anyone…thanks to false promises and not knowing they have no souls…

All this to say, hot girls with big dreams or not, Treats! produces some of the best shoots like this…and I don’t know who ALejandra is…but I like her nakedness…and I guess that’s the whole point…

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2015

24

Mar

Victoria Justice is Blonde of the Day

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Victoria Justice is another one of these teen actresses who isn’t actually a teen but who plays one on TV, luring dads who are forced to watch her show, and creeps who like watching teen shows, because it reminds them of the good times, back when they’d watch Saved by the Bell on the weekends, before having to deal with real life, or their parent’s divorce or the paid caused by being molested that year by their little league coach..

You know what I am getting at, and that is that no grown man should know who Victoria Justice is…and no grown man should get excited by her changing her hair color to blonde…and if you do, or are that man…you’re fucking weird and you shouldn’t be allowed to babysit, and/or drive the bus, and/or coach or teach in high schools…

Whether she’s 18 or not, all she represents is pervert…here are the pics..

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2015

24

Mar

Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

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Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are…

Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone…

I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great…

But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me…

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2015

24

Mar

Leven Rambin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Leven Rambin’s big claim to fame was that she played twins on a Soap Opera a few years ago, I guess as a teen, since she’s apparently only 24 years old…

Playing the teen set of twins on a Soap Opera means an obscene amount of weirdo, unemployed, obese, on disability, freaks in basements who watch Soap Operas have jerekd off to her…weridos like you…and I guess that makes her worth looking at in a bikini…

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2015

24

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here is the nipple that Adam Levine either sucks, or pretends to suck when trying to prove to the world that he’s not a homo, despite what every single song he’s ever releases says about him…

He is one of those people, thanks to his annoying fucking voice, that I can’t fucking stand….

He has polluted my life with his high pitch crap that plays on the radio everyday – in public places…

And whether he’s a cool LA rich kid, or a lame LA Rich kid, and whether he’s a real nice guy who can’t control that the world likes his shit music, that he makes lots of money he probably never needed thanks to being an LA rich kid to begin with or not…I fucking hate everything he represents..and does…

Including, but not limited to his wife..and her nipples, that Victoria’s Secret are nice enough to show us now that they are over the photoshopping of nipples, as the Free the Nipples movement and internet porn have opened our minds up to….

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2015

24

Mar

Ophelie Guillermand for Zimmermann of the Day

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Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand this is for some Australian Brand called Zimmermann…she is in a bikini.

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but according to models.com she’s in the top 50 models.

I don’t know if models.com ratings really mean anything….or what it is based on, I don’t know how many models they have on their list of models, I just know….that these pictures happened and whether that is a good thing or not, whether they single-handedly change the world, or inspire someone to not kill themselves or if they get lost amongst the millions of other bikini pics…they still happened…and that’s not very impressive..but it is somethng…just not something very much…

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2015

24

Mar

Angela Simmons Bikini of the Day

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Russell Simmons doesn’t only have an adult lisp, he also has a niece, who is the daughter of Run from Run DMC…

She lives in Miami on what I assume is a pretty awesome trust fund and takes advantage of the papaprazzi willing to take pics of her because unlike the other fame whores the Miami paparazzi take pics of, this Angela Simmons has been on TV, has famous relatives, and can really just focus her time on posing…

Girls love being looked at, especially when they have everything else they need, are ridiculously hooked up, and never have to work a day in their lives…unless this is what she considers a working a day in her life…which she probably does when Daddy tells her to scale back on her spending and she goes “But daddy, I’m doing PR for my bathing suit line you threw a million dollars at to keep me busy, look at my instagram, there are pics there, and blogs even posted them”…

Which I guess is better than snorting heroin and crying about being trust brat…like so many trust fund brats…

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2015

24

Mar

Alice Baton for Aboslutely POM Campaing of the Day

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I don’t know this model Alice Baton, which would make sense, because I don’t leave my house pretty much ever…and if I did, I probably wouldn’t be hanging out with models because they don’t understand that I only tease them and call them fat because I like them, but more importantly, because I like pissing off feminists, I’m pretty fucking basic in my needs…

I do know that models are a dime a dozen, like photographers, totally interchangeable, and willing to get naked or half naked for even just an instagram shoot, it doesn’t need to be paid, or for anything that will expand their career, it just doesn’t matter…

There is unlimited pics of nudes, normal girls and babes, even fat chicks you don’t want to see nude have pussy pics on their phones…we are a whole generation of pervert exhibitionist and voyeur…and I am excited by that…it keeps things interesting…but not as excited as I am about this campaign for a lingerie brand called Absolutely Pom that I’ve never heard of…shot by Pierre Dal Corso….featuring…nudity…as lingerie campaigns are supposed to…

The whole thing gives me hope of a better tomorrow, while giving me tits right here, right now…

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