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2015

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes, I feel like the guy who owns a video store just finding out about Netflix and realizing the future of the DVD rental market…

Sometimes, I don’t…

And other times…I feel like watching girls on inflatables at pool parties…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

A Whole Bunch of Huge Tits
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College Seniors VS Senior Citizens in Drinking Games
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Cooking Bacon on Machine Gun
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Demi Lovato is Alive Because of Wilmer
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Halle Berry Cleavage
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More from the Coco Lingerie Line
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Chris Martin and Kate Hudson Bikini
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Wayne Rooney Gets Knocked the Fuck Out in the Kitchen
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Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet – Together
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Motorcycle Chase Through the Mall
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NYPD Edited the Wikipedia Page on Eric Garner
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Amber Rose is On Tour?
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Some Amazing Facebook Break Ups
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Lie Witness….
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2015

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes nothing funny happens to you in your day, so you have to stand in the cookie aisle at the grocery store, waiting for the fattest and loneliest bitch to come around on a Friday night, in efforts to convince her that the chocolate mint thins will in fact make her lose weight…I mean get her to buy two boxes because the more she eats the skinnier she will get….fat bitches love cookies…

Or you can just try to make a girl feel insecure about her tits so that she shows you her tits…either way…there is entertainment everywhere around us…and here are some stepLINKS…..

Girls in Mirror Selfies….
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Miley May Be Getting Married
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First Artwork from Star Wars Movie
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Mariah Carey is Dressed for Coachella
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stepGIRLS are Taking Over the Internet
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The Most Flexible Girl in the World
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Chrissy Teigen Naked and fat for Bruce Weber of the Day
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie
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Prince Dropped a New Single
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Charlotte McKinney is So Slutty…
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Scary Fucking Fitness Model
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Victoria Justice Cleavage in a Tight Dress…
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Pam Anderson is Old as Fuck
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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First Successful Penis Transplant Happened…
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Alyssa Milano is Breast Feeding
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ABigail Ratchford WHore
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Kim Kardashian See Through Top
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The Realest THUG
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You have a Dirty Fucking Mind
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Arab Whale Tail
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Weird Al’s Trip to the Convenience Store
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The Most Epic Celebrity Mullets Ever
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Pam Anderson and Her Son
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Rihanna is Looking Slutty
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Victoria Beckham Porn…
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Ryan Gosling on Being Arrested
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Man Saves a Pelican!
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Girls in Bed…
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People Who Blamed Their Crimes on the Devil
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Malin Akerman Cleavage
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Rihanna Tongue
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The Biggest Beauty Pageant Scandals to Ever Surface
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Eva Longoria Ass in Tight Jeans
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29 Things You Didn’t Know About Our Founding Fathers
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Los Angeles Shoot Out
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Tinder Pickup Line of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Girl VS 3 Little Dudes
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Shopping Sluts
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Latex Whale Dick
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Booty GIF of the Day
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Charli XCX Attention Seeking
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Chrissy Teigen is a Fag
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Masturbation Playlist
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Chunky Soup
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Big Tits on Some Chick Named Madison
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Living Room Masturbation
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Flashing the Pizza Guy
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

13

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas….

All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

13

Mar

Taylor Swift Being Stalked in the Woods by the Paparazzi of the Day

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I know a scared and running Taylor Swift is porn to all of you freaks…

Her and her 40 million dollar legs on some desolate trail in Malibu on a hike with some friends…only to be encountered by the Califonaia native predator….who is actually not froM California, but some shade of either Mexican or Armenian brown….paparazzi bear…

Because you can only cum when you smell fear…freak..and all you’re hoping is for her clumsy, awkard self to trip and sprain her ankle so you can move in…

It’s the only way you can get laid, I get it…

That said, I wouldn’t doubt that the paparazzi were called by Taylor Swift, all these things seem like an inside job. My friend was at lunch next to Kendall Jenner yesterday and no one gave a fuck, there was no paparazzi, because the paparazzi weren’t called to get the pic…the only people in Hollywood who care about celebs is other celebs…

It is a insular, cess pool of “who is more relevant or cool and making the most money”…fucking idiots…And for some strange reason, Taylor Swift is top of the charts now…so here she is in what you probably like better than a sex tape…freak.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

13

Mar

Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Coco is hilarious. She’s so fucking vile, but I don’t hate her, only because she owns her trashy white trash, hooker or stripper turned wife to some rich as fuck rapper…all thanks to being white and having a silly as fuck ass that only a black dude would like…if it was trendy to have a big fucking ass…

She must be in her 40s now, and she’s finally managed to release a line of the cheapest looking lingerie…that I don’t think can even be called lingerie, I can’t even imagine anyone but strippers would look at this and think “I need this it is so pretty”….because it’s not, it’s like vile, I think I got herpes watching this…and staring too long at the g-string mid-twerk…

And the funny thing is that I loved EVERY fucking second of it….

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2015

13

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipples for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is married to Adam Levine, which unfortunately for her makes me smell his cum on every picture of her, not that I know what his cum smells like, but I am sure a bunch of old fags in the local bathhouse he frequents when on tour here do….

She’s gone from immigrant model, to Victoria’s Secret model, to celebrity wife, and now Vogue model, set for fucking life…and all it took was being skinny…and tall…

So remember that girls with 20,000 dollars of debt, trying to get by, struggling with the idea of joining a sugar daddy site….

Show your pussy, use your pussy, that’s what it is there for…

So along with having a stupid fucking name, she’s now shown some nipple, because Victoria’s Secret has been criticized for photoshopping out nipples, in an era of freeing the nipple, because it is just fucking nipples dude….a fight I’ve been fighting with this site for a decade, but that everyone discounted as me being smut, when I just felt censorshop wasn’t authentic..

In retrospect, I would have censored everything to get rich, buy a yacht and fuck hookers everyday…

Hindsight…you know…

Here’s some promo video..

Here’s her nipples because a lingerie company is being progressive by showing what the lingerie looks like – rather than erasing nipples because nipples, despite being human….are bad and offensive…they feed babies and people suck them when they fuck….seriously…

TO SEE ALL HER CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2015

13

Mar

Raquel Nave Has the Fashion Bush of the Day

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You’ve never heard of Raquel Nave….you may never hear of Raquel Nave again….but what is important to note when it comes to Raquel Nave…is that she’s got a rockin’ fashionable bush, like so many of these hipster, anti-establishment and even porn girls, because anyone with a brain will realize that bush is hot, and that this whole bald pussy thing, where girls are getting lasered so that they will be bald forever, is an attack on our freedom, eroticism, while making girls look like little girls…or in the case of meaty pussies…like a really overflowing sandwich…in creating insecurity over something girls need to embrace…

SAVE YOUR BUSH don’t SHAVE YOUR BUSH…embrace that pillow in your panties…and let me rub my face on it….

Via Click Here

Posted in:Raquel Nave

2015

13

Mar

Terry Richardson’s Naked Hitchhiker of the Day

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Terry Richardson took his girl…who is probably an aspiring model in her early 20s, despite him being in his 40s, thanks to being Terry Richardson, and super important and relevant in the fashion photography world…not to mention rich as fuck, since he gets paid 50,000 dollars a day, he has the ability to lure in talent…into his heart..because based on his photos, he just seems like a monogamous kind of guy, looking for a typical family in the suburbs, making me feel like this is some kind of Honeymoon photo album, and if this isn’t true love…I don’t know what it is…and I’ll have to go back to the drawing board on all my romantic beliefs…of guy is rich and famous and can offer you the life you want, girl is a model into what he does and willing to get naked in snapshots hoping to be seen, but more importantly, willing to use her vagina to satisfy his perversions on the drive through the desert…

Interesting..

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2015

13

Mar

Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy…

Posted in:Sophie Young

2015

13

Mar

Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day

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Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents…

She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager….

I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum…

That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of…

But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE…

Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok…

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