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2015

05

Mar

Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Blanca Padilla is the latest girl to get the Victoria’s Secret machine to support her, promote her,and pay her as much as 2000 dollars a day for 50 days a year to work for them…

She is Spanish, and like Spanish cured meat, sausage, wine…I am a into what she’s bringing…but she does make me wonder why every Spanish woman I’ve ever encountered in my everyday life has been hairy-faced, dumpy as fuck with shitty tits and ass…angry about everything…but maybe it has something to do with the only Spanish girls I’ve ever met were working the check out counter at a Spanish grocery store in the middle of canada…because I guess like every culture, there’s at least one decent looking one tall enough to be a model, and when there is Victoria’s Secret usually abducts them for low paid work and Leonardo DiCaprio bearding because it is good for the brand and all these bitches are interchangeable…

Good times.

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2015

05

Mar

Amy Hood is My Favorite of the Day

Her name is Amy Hood…his name is Jonathan Leder and together they produce some of the best BUSH friendly erotica that is more higher concept art than smut…that has the feel of 70s porn, that is a lot more stylized that the internet that shit on eroticism the last 20 years….you know when things looked good, looked hot, had a message or concept and the girls were something you wanted to have sex with….you know the kind of suggestiveness that gets in your head and isn’t just graphic…that is something that someone who is done with porn and has been done with porn for a while…something to jerk off to….

I am a fan.

Here are some more pics of Amy Hood…

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2015

05

Mar

Pregnant Helen Flanagan of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was a UK TV soap star, who I guess wasn’t making much money on the TV Soap Opera, or maybe she didn’t feel like she was being used to her full busty potential, so she decided to become a UK Glamour model, which from what I’ve been told doesn’t make any fucking money, but gets you all the glory of being the tits dudes jerk off to…making me assume she was either a rich kid, a sugar baby, or on a mission to get pregnant, which I guess she decided to do at her peak of success because she knew it was all downhill and time to lock it down, as dudes generally hate pregnant girls, it is more of a niche fetish.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

05

Mar

Rebecca Gayheart is the Throwback Thursday of the Day

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Every once in a while I like to participate with the daily mainstream internet themes, like Follow Friday, or Throwback Thursday….because I like experiencing how pathetic we are that together we are united over internet trends…

None of these matter, but everyone does it, and think it does, and in turn makes it matter…because when one person does it, the rest of us have to do it….and unfortunately “it” in this case isn’t mass suicide…please drink the Kool Aid..

That said, Rebecca Gayheart is a babe from the past, and she was recently caught by the paparazzi, like she still matters and it is reminding me of a time when she was in a threesome sex video with a hooker that Gawker released the exclusive on…her and her man…a hooker…doing drugs and fucking…but more interestingly, she ran over a kid, killing him because she was talking on her cell phone and in a rush to get to a meeting…and she never went to jail for it and for some reason…her being a disgusting human brings me joy.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE

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2015

05

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Moonwalk is So Weird of the Day

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I saw this yesterday and I would say that I am still trying to make sense of it, but I am really not, I don’t ever care what Taylor Swift or really anyone, including myself is really up to…it’s all just wasting time before our impending death..

I do however care when her songs come on the radio and I want to kill myself or at least hope for impending death for myself, and Taylor Swift, and even all of mankind comes swooping in at that very moment.

I do not ever care about her storyline that sucked people in, but I guess every once in a while, I will look at her ass and thigh gap thanks to little shorts…and even wonder…why she’s doing the fucking moonwalk in a video for the paparazzi, in efforts to ruin their shot, while giving them their shot…it’s crazy…but not really, more lame, not funny, and worth pointing at and laughing at, hoping she’ll eventually crack, break character and lose her wholesome shit in public…destroying everything her parents created with her…

But at least she’s got a thigh gap…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

05

Mar

Patricia Beck Naked for Issue Magazine of the Day

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Patricia Beck is some Brazilian model I’ve never heard of, but I just followed her on Instagram and fell in love with the fact that she gets naked for the right project like this shoot for Issue Magazine, that is just the right level of fashion and art, to make her think she is being a muse…or the subject of some imagery that she has been tricked into thinking conveys some high level message or statement on feminism…but the truth is she’s just getting naked and that’s the core of what’s going on here and that’s all that matters…

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2015

05

Mar

Coffee Table and Other Videos of the Day

Asian Driver of the Day

Golden Retriever Fail

Man Who Wants to Be Shot

Extreme Rock Paper Scissors

Drunken Burglar

Wedding Celebration Crash

Ghost Ride the Whip

Husband Catches his Wife Cheating

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2015

05

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair of the Day

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I can’t believe people are actually covering this story like it is news….

I can’t believe that Kim Kardashian is also milking this like it is news…

If the world cared about every time a pornstar got her hair done, we’d be in a horrible place in humanity…

Or maybe, this is a horrible place in Humanity…

It is a horrible place in Humanity, because if it wasn’t a horrible place in Humanity, no one would care about this pig of a woman…and if anything anyone with access to her wouldn’t fan out, they’d slay her like the porn dragon she is….

She is ruining society…and these hair stylists had an opportunity to end her, instead they took a pay check….because humanity sucks…

That’s why I like dogs, just not this dog….

Here are a bunch of what I call “Not Quite Kim Kardashians” who are clearly influenced by “Kim Kardashian”…because the world is doomed…

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2015

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I found my soul mate. I was next to an amazing girl at a Starbucks licking her Whipped Cream erotically, so I went up to her and asked “what is the dirtiest pic on your phone” and she said “it’s a video”…and I said “show me” and she said…”ok”…and next thing you know, I’m watching her spread ass oiled up being spanked by a random hand…

The lesson in all this is that if you put yourself out there, and just go for it, because most people wouldn’t ask a random that…but when you do…good things can happen…

Unfortunately, bad things can happen also…and you could probably get arrested for sex offense, they just arrest everyone for that…

Here are some morning Links…

Teacher Caught Cusssing…
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TITTIES!
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Bison Rams a Car
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Some Chick in a WHite Bikini
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Blonde Kim Kardashian
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Chelsea Handler Still Topless
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Ice Fisherman Catches a Duck
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Mother/Daugher Pepsi Bottle Sex
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2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about being a married, obese, poor as fuck, pretty disgusting, unshowered, rude, old impotent alcoholic asshole of a a man….is that when girls agree to have sex with me, I know they’ve lost their fucking minds.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chelsea Handler’s New Tit Pic
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Man WHo Taunts Police on FB Gets Arrested
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So Many Asses
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Taylor Swift Thigh Gap
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Slut of the Day
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Terry Richardson Pictures of the Day
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Alison Brie Big Tits
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The Hottest Pic of Genevieve Morton Ever
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Taylor Swift Moonwalks!
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US Ambassador Gets Sliced
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Em Rat Cow Cleavage
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Karreuche Tran Dumped Chris Brown on Twitter
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Margot Robbie is Pretty GOod
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The Hottest Swimsuit Model – EVER
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Alessandra Ambrosio Rockin’ The Parking Lot
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Miley is Single
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Jourdan Dunn Nipple Peek
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Michelle WIlliams for Elle
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Naked WWE Chick
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FEMEN VS Zuckerberg
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The Best Second Bananas in Wrestling History
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Hipster in Sheer Panties
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A Bunch of Rosie Huntington Pics
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Evolutionary Reasons Why You Like Kim Kardashians’s Butt
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Lady Gaga Tit Flash
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Dog Kick of the Day
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Some Slut in Lingerie
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38 Pets Who Don’t Understand Glass Surfaces
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Gravity Defying Pour
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Guess the Ass
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Justin Beiber’s New Pussy
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Alessandra Torresani is Amazing
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Audrina Patridge Cleavage
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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X-Men Re-Imagined as a Wes Anderson Film
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A WHole Bunch Of Funny / Random Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cucumber Fuck
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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All The Anal Beads She Can Fit in her Ass
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4 Sets of Tits at the Winery
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Abnormal Butt
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Charlotte McKinney Tree Trunk Legs
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Not So Angry Lesbian
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Helping Hand for the Handicapped
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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