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2015

27

Feb

Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Here’s half Arab Gigi Hadid, who unlike other arab women, has not joined ISIS, because she’s a rich LA girl. Entitled, dating some shitty pop star, friends with other vapid shitty girls who she hangs with and build her instagram following because that’s what’s important, especially when living in the most obnoxious place in the world, raised by the most obnoxious people in the world, and your modeling career is based on your vain 80 year old father’s ego and connections…

The whole thing is so dumb…instagram model who has become the most important model in fashion right now, all thanks to instagram, access, and rich parents…and here is her nipple in Vogue…Vogue…almost on a Kardashian booking Vogue…reminding us the world is a series of idiots buying into bullshit…and other idiots perpetuating that bullshit…all to make money…to buy more bullshit…so that they too can have vapid little cunt children to keep the cycle of uselessness that pretends to be of purpose going…otherwise middle America would have nothing to envy…

Here she is walking the runway in Spain – if you care:

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2015

27

Feb

Topless Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

MOntreal Hockey Fan of the Day

Robber Squirts Lighter Fluid on Clerk…

Hero Almost Gets Shot in Brazil

Cop Kill Homeless Dud

Bitch Slapped By a Scarecrow

Dude Gets Robbed While Texting and Walking

Tuck VS Crowd of People

Drunk Driver of the Day

Drunk on a Motorcycle

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2015

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I haven’t figured out if the fail of the day is refusing to leave the house in the middle of winter to have sex with random girls…or at least try to have sex with random girls…or more importantly get them to take off their panties in the bar and show me their pussies…as I often do…to stay home to tell a pregnant girl on tinder I want to suck the 7 month old fetus inside her out of her while licking her clit…

You know, priorities…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Woman Brings a Gun to her 14 Year Old Daughter’s Fight
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Maitland Ward is Insane
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I hate This Fucking Dress
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Stacked Ball Drop
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Mirror Selfies…
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Fame Whore…
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Russian Guy Has Balls Cut Off
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Some Electrical Wiring Problems
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Margot Robbie Slapped Leo and Got a Career Out of It
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Girl in Bed in Lingerie
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The Making of a Beer Can
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Jennifer Lawrence had a Fight
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2015

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are links…and then there are stepLINKS…

I don’t know what that means, but I know that I am drunk and convinced a girl to give me a topless hug, making me feel a little less of a man because I didn’t get a boner when it happened, even though she was under 25 and had great tits…I guess this is what happens when you spend your days on the couch…you turn into an estrogen filled woman…I blame writing about Miley Cyrus and other celebs no man has any business writing about….

Here are some stepLINKS that aren’t just any links…

GIFs that Bounce
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Nasty Topless Chick on the Beach
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Shailene Woodly in Panties
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Gold Digger Game is Strong
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Jon Stewart Doesn’t Give a Fuck
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Slut of the Day
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Beyonce Workout Video is Hilariou
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Woman Shits Herself Watching 50 Shades
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Kendall Jenner has a Hot Ass
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A Whole Bunch of Side Tits
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Freezing Cold Homeless Kid Social Experiment
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Zoe Kravitz in Ocean Drive…
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Llamas on the Loose in Arizona
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Khloe Kardashian Waist Training!
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Alessandra Ambrosio at the VS Store
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tank Top
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Miley Cyrus Ass at Trader Joes
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Wall Street Porn…
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Spice Girls Old as Fuck at the Brit Awards
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Ellie Goulding at the Brit Awards
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Carmen Electra Tits at an Event
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Rita Ora At the Brit Awards:
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Amy Poheler was a Monster before Fame
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Dark Hair – Light- Eyes
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FKA Twigs in a Bra
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Topless Beach Pics
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Selma Blair Naked in a Movie
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Big Clit Masturbation Weirdness
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Just Eating Some Ass
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Hanging at the Nudist Beach
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Big Ass Cam Show
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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MMMMMM BREAST MILK
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Nicki Minaj Nip SLip
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Candice Swanepoel Nude for Maxim
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Big Gross Boobs
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This is Love
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s 27 Million Followers Half Naked Picture is Jokes of the Day

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I am more interested in whether this dress is White / Gold or Blue / Black…Even though we all know it is White / Gold….but looks Blue / Black sometimes…

Because this dress is more important than anything Kim Kardashian has done or will do…

SHe’s a pile of shit, the color of shit, who likely smells like shit, from all the shit she puts in her shit..

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SHe’s a pornstar in her mid 30s, who was a socialite party girl rich kid, that the public made famous for no reason whatsover…

She’s not hot, she’s not sexy, and all the bootleg versions of her make me want to throw up with their waist training and ass implants…like her sister, OJ’s daughter, the monster…who proves with the right investment, even she can look good…

Khloe-Kardashian

Everything about her is fake, low grade garbage….her family fucking sucks, and fuck you for following her, all 27 million of her…why do you people still care…what the fuck..

More importantly, why does she think, as a mom in her 30s, that this is hat her 27 million fans what to see. Why does she think people care to see her half naked…it makes no fucking sense to me…why is this being shoved down my throat…why does this exist…

We’re all fucking doomed…fuck you pop culture.

All this to say, Beyonce, who has 27 million followers too, you know almost as famous as Kim Kardashian….posted this workout video…

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I don’t know what is worse…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

26

Feb

Miley Cyrus Topless for V Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing a year long campaign with V Magazine, where every month they release a new picture of her tits, at least that’s what I made up in my head, because I have a distinct memory of seeing these pics already, yet for some reason they are still circulating…something I am into, because when it comes to Miley, I am into her…as long as it is in pictures and not her running her half retard, hick mouth, because that just throws off everything she’s doing that I can masturbate to…which is pretty much everything she does because Miley is amazing…and gets how to slut it out…while staying compelling enough to watch.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

26

Feb

Lydia Hearst Naked for Treats of the Day

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Lydia Hearst has been modeling, probably topless, for the last 10 years or more. She’s also an actress in a bunch of horror movies, and TV shows…so seeing her naked for Treats! Magazine may be a little shocking…

You see Treats! is usually one of those magazines that helps put girls on the map. They introduce them to their rich LA world, where the creeper 40 year olds come to creep on the fresh faced young recently moved to LA girls, promising to help them launch their career, you know an venue to seem less creepy “Oh you should totally be in my magazine girl I met at the gym who just moved here to be famous”….it’s an easy way to see them naked…

But Lydia,is accomplished and doesn’t need to be naked out there, so maybe she owed someone a favor, maybe she got tricked into it, or maybe she just likes it…she likes being naked, she likesyou jerking off to her amazing body and tits…because nudity isn’t a big deal, we all support being free and naked…but nudity is also something we need to cum..

All this to say…she looks better than I’ve ever seen her…and I am a fan of these pics…

Posted in:Lydia Hearst

2015

26

Feb

Natasha Poly for LUI of the Day

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I once had sex with Natasha Poly…or maybe it was just a Russian hooker, who I assumed was Natasha Poly, because Russian girls all kind of look the same, which happens to be amazing, and they have no souls, which is why they are in the sex trade to begin with, but as a general rule the Russian hookers who don’t become fashion models scare me, because I know that they are one phone call away from calling very big, probably armed, military trained Russian man or men who can fuck me up and steal everything I have, which is usually nothing because the Russian hookers is all I can afford…making the whole experience…pretty fucking sexy, if you like shitting yourself, and you do…and for the right price they’ll clean it up for you… up on some James Bond fetish, but not nearly as Sexy as Natasha Poly’s LUI shit…I like the outter labia crab picture…a lot.

Posted in:Natasha Poly

2015

26

Feb

Leven Rambin in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Leven Rambin is in a bikini…I don’t know who Leven Rambin is….but she is in a bikini….

This isn’t news…but it is a bikini…or half of one….

Google Leven Rambin and let me know if I should care about her…

Posted in:Leven Rambin

2015

26

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was seen in a heart felt hug in West Hollywood the other day…that I assume was either fake happiness, or fake sympathy, since this is LA and no one actually gives a fuck about anyone and when anyone is making faces like this, it means they really don’t care, since they are doing theatrics to over compensate for not caring…

We can assume this is someone feeling bad for her based on the fact that she has sex with Justin Long….and I am into this hug, mainly because of her ass in jeans, you see despite her fuckin Justin Long, she is amazing….

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