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2015

03

Mar

Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke must be pushing 50 by now, and I don’t mean pushing 50 kids out of her pussy, I think she’s closer to around 5, I mean pushing 50 in age, old as fuck…but still rocking a hot body…because I guess when you’re a 90s Playboy chick, turned Wild On host, Turned first season of Dancing with the Stars winner, you have a commitment to your fans, who are probably some of the weirdest people in the world, because honestly, even if you were into her on Wild On, you’ve gone on with your life and forgotten her…so the people still around…are the kind of weirdo people you probably chatted with in chatrooms when chatrooms were a thing and not facebook…..you know sad, possibly disabled…freaks..

Either way, she’s doing a photoshoot, and her mom pussy is covered up so you can focus on her low estrogen thanks to menopause abs from working out all day…which aren’t so bad if there isn’t a younger girl around to stare at…you know the kind of mom on the resort vacation with the “girls” who you try to fuck because the rest of her friends never recovered from the baby weight due to cake…

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2015

03

Mar

Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day

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I am always amazed when I look at Katie Holmes and see what looks like a 50 year old mom…her hard battered face that has seen some shit and escaped that shit…and by shit I mean Scientology…something that is very secretive and that leverages your secrets so that you never leave them and keep giving them money…even if the overall lessons of Scientology are to work out, look good and be positive…the backend of it is apparently evil…not that I know anything about scientology, I am just basing it all off of her face…

That said, I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, because I have a penis…and I found that shit to cater to people who don’t have penis….I did like the one nude scene she did where she was dead and underwater while naked…because it make me question my love for tits being so deep rooted that I’d jerk off to a dead bitch…because TITS…

Well now, she just looks like old melting face pile of shit…and for some reason I was compelled to pot this…a reason I don’t know because I generally avoid the over 30 crowd…

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2015

03

Mar

Hilary Duff Cosmo Porn of the Day

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Hilary Duff is recently divorced, or getting a divorce and people are all excited about that, because I guess they think they have a chance with her, or maybe they are more into girls they once jerked off to when they are a mom and divorcee because – what the fuck is wrong with you – divorcees are only good when you meet them in a hotel bar, or on tinder, when they are out there ready to get their fuck on, and I can assure you that this thick Scientologist, is not about to get her fuck on with you…

But she will wear short shorts in a porno for girls magazine that is the foundation of Sex and The City…and more importantly, giving girls tips on giving rim jobs…or whatever the fuck Cosmo is spewing these days..

You could always just google pics of her at 19 when she was a little fresher, less expired, prime…but these pics happened anyway…

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2015

03

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bathing Suit for Esquire of the Day

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I get hate mail every time I post pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely calling her the best, people really fucking hate her, and I don’t really know why. Maybe it is her cunty face, or the fact that she made Megan Fox obsolete…or maybe they hate girls who date bald guys who are multi millionaires thanks to their acting bullshit…

What it comes down to is that we shouldn’t hate uptight looking British chicks, who are probably huge cunts…we should just stare at their half naked pics showing off their bodies…

I mean sure, who the fuck cares about Rosie Huntington-Whitely, she’s boring as fuck…I get it…but when you stare at her posing…none of that really matters, what matters is why she is not naked, because she’s posed naked, and when she’s been naked she’s better…and when she’s not naked she’s cock teasing…and cock teases generally get raped….if they cock tease the wrong testosterone filled brut….not that I can relate to that…I stopped producing testosterone in the 80s…up on some Bruce Jenner shit…

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2015

03

Mar

Lindsay Hancock’s Purple Shampoo of the Day

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Here are some pictures by a photographer in LA named Max Thompson of my favorite girl pretty much ever…

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …she’s not famous for anything, so she doesn’t annoy me as of yet…and even if she landed some kind of dancing with the stars bullshit, I probably could never hate her…because she’s perfect…

You know the right level of naughty exhibitionist, but not smutty or trashy about it, but rather like a cool art project I just stumbled into and had no choice but to run out and start masturbating to it…uncontrollably…even though I haven’t had a boner in a decade…

You get what I am saying here, and that is that the world is filled with instagram trash….the world is filled with fame whores…the world is filled with these girls doing photoshoots so they can land a rich husband or end up on the Bachelor…or in a paparazzi pic…but there are girls who are just doing it because they like coming up with interesting things…like babe with purple shampoo eating cookies…fuck you world…I think we’re done here…the best has just happened.

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2015

03

Mar

Anja Konstantinova is Alright of the Day

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These are some pics of a model named Anja Konstantinova, which coincidentally is the name of my mail order bride, not that I can afford a mail order bride, you see it’s not just the upfront costs of shipping them over here for companionship, it is that Russians have all developed really expensive tastes, want expensive cars and designer purses, and have no real soul due to communism to be loyal to you, so the second they get over here, they leave you for a Russian mobster, who can pimp them out to richer dudes who can get them the luxuries they need…

All this to say, I don’t even know if she’s Russian. I just know she’s topless and wearing pantyhose, and that may be all I need to know…

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2015

03

Mar

AshleyInLa and Her Friends Clean Up Spilled Salsa of the Day

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Her name is AshleyInLa …she’s a comedic genius who runs the LA Sugar Baby scene…you know either making fun of them, or being them, I don’t fucking know, I just know when a girl posts half naked pics and says “No pervy comments”…she’s still posting half naked pics…and that’s ultimately what matters…

I’ve never been one to care why a girl gets naked, whether it is because she was raped as a kid, whether she is trying to get back at her dad who was never there for her, or her ex boyfriend who cheated on her….or maybe she’s just mocking the whole social media thing….the fact is she’s still have naked and amazing and that is what I care about….because I am a pervert…to self involved to care about why people do what they do…especially when they aren’t fucking me….

AshleyInLa is pretty fucking perfect.

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2015

03

Mar

Topless Protesters Against Zuckerberg and Other Videos of the Day

Girl in her Underwear Hanging Out of the Window of her Apartment that is on Fire

Store Clerk VS Robber

SOmeone Doesn’t Like How This guy is Talking to his Moms

Gas Station RObbery

Racist in a Pick-Up Truck

Surfing Yemeni Style

Woman Kicks the Fuck Out of Her Dog

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2015

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like I am the blog version of the HIV positive gay in the gay bathhouse that all the other gays know is HIV and that even the most horny and depraved of gays don’t fuck with….stuck with only the weirdo gays that are either on a death mission or just fucked up with an HIV fetish…

Other times, I don’t know what I think, because I am drunk.

The Study of Penis
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Girls Showing Off Their Tongues..
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Kanye’s Lecture at Oxford
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Whore
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Mommy Blogger Charged With Murder…
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Faking the Oscar Win Prank
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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie…
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Spanish League Basketball Gone Nuts
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Homeless Man Who Was Shot Grabbed Cop’s Gun…
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The Dude in Coke and Mentos
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Russian Amateur Bungee Jumping
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Woman Using GoFundMe to Fly to Vegas
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2015

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today has been one of those days that feels like you just finally convinced your tinder gf to send you spread vagina pictures only to get spread ass pictures because her ass is her vagina thanks to being a tranny….a tranny who finally felt comfortable enough to expose herself to you…in all her glory since you’ve been sexting her and jerking off to her for 6-8 months…not knowing…you know a tranny with a dick so big you can’t just pass off as having a big clit…due to her balls…

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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Walmart Masturbator of the Day
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Rihanna and Leo Stood Next To Each Other at Rihanna’s Party Last Week – Because Leo is gay
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Bella Thorne in Leather Pants
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Car Drives in Reverse on Polish Highway
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Hilary Duff Cleavage for Cosmo
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Topless Fame Whore…
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Elle Fanning in a Workout Leotard….
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Dakota Johnson’s ISIS Sketch
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Kelly Osbourne Panty Flash
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Jordan Carver is a Slut of the Day
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Jimmy Kimmel is Pro Vaccination
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Bikini Wearing Immigrant
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Spiderman Reboot Gets a Writer
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Fame Whore Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Jared Leto’s Haircut is News
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Parrot Takes a SHower
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Maitland Ward is the Best Kind of Fame Whore
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Pretty Naked Fame Whore
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Luge Track in the Backyard
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Melissa Debling is a Slut in Slutty Pics
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Beiber’s New Pussy
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Banned Nutella Commercial
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Emrata Has Tits
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Lea Michele Cleavage
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Cindy Crawford is Good in a Bikini When On her Back
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Rumer Willis from Behind
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The Get Hard Red Band Trailer
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Miley Cyrus Perky Tits – Pokies
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Gemma Atkinson is a Slut in Slutty Pics
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Iggy Azalea Horseback Riding…Because She’s Fancy
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Kris Jenner Closed a 100 Million Dollar Deal…
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Courtney Palm Naked in Zombeavers
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Dancing With the Stars Whores
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Scrapbook of Beautiful Women from Around the World
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The Lewinsky Reference in the Clinton Portrait
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The Dude Jumping into a Tub of Coke Covered in Mentos is a Hero
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A Bunch of Girls with Big Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Ass Insertions.
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Mirror Mounted Dildo
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Lady Boy Video That Will Traumatize You…It is Also the Reason I don’t Have Advertisers
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AMazing Naked girl of the Day
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Lesbian Porn on a Raft
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Pussy Piercing!
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Random Objects in Pussy
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This Butt Aint Normal
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This Butt Is…
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The Cameltoe of the Future
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Some Chick Named Vivien Strips
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Rita Ora Compilation
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Big Tits Eat Bacon
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Shailene Woodley is Into Being Naked
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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