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2015

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Deleted Instagram Pic of the Day

Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski posted this to her instagram and then deleted it, because of the nipples…as instagram doesn’t allow nipples, but rather encourages you and everyone you know to use their nonsense free of charge in exchange for making them all a bunch of fucking billionaires…something you’d think they’d thank you for…by letting you post whatever the fuck you want…but instead that they control and regulate like the hall monitor at your high school so that they can further monetize your hard work and intellectual property….because we are all a bunch of suckers…that’s why they are rich and we’re pathetic…

That said, follow me on INSTAGRAM ….

An account Emily Ratajkowski has blocked because she doesn’t like me…so I have no idea if this is her or not, I’m can’t see any of it…but if you want to see her naked…google.

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2015

30

Jan

Christina Milian Works Out for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Christina Milian is really reaching to get noticed…I mean there is no doubt in my mind that she called the paparazzi to watch her whoring ass workout in efforts to get sites to post the shit and pay attention to her so that her attempt at being a Kardashian works out, but like her attempt at being Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj….probably won’t…

I figure, if someone goes to the level of work to get some press and attention, she’s one or two career chess moves away from a sex tape…so encourage this..nonsense…by staring at that round as fuck mom booty…

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2015

30

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Catalog Pic of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, probably because she got her first pay day in a while, and it was to be the brand ambassador or spokesperson for Bongo, some weird shitty mall store I assume no one cares about, but that is making some shitty quality quick to market clothing for little girls everywhere to buy, and fill their shitty over-stuffed closets with, thanks to material and commercial nature of our economy, but more importantly, the fact that all these people are social media stars in the their own right and cant post a pic in the same outfit twice, making for a fucking ton of waste…it’s pretty fucking disgusting, but not nearly as disgusting as the work conditions of the sweatshop run by some rich China man…who will in turn buy up your neighborhood…

Smart play America…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2015

30

Jan

Kesha Erotica of the Day

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Kesha has been posting some naughty pics on her instagram, but I am not sure if it is as naughty as what she would do to her producer she is suing because she wants to get in the media, wants to get out of a contract, or because he actually did make her do dirty things, things you’d assume would make him a depraved monster, if you saw what Kesha looked like in the time frame these things happened…

I guess there are two kinds of rape victims, or molested victims, the kind who go lesbian…you know the dick haters…and the kind that become sexual deviants who crave any and all male attention….

I would assume Kesha wasn’t ever molested, and that she is in fact the one doing the molesting with her shitty songs…to the entire nation…but ultimately, who gives a fuck….

Here’s some weirdo gay as fuck twerk video

A video posted by Kesha (@iiswhoiis) on Jan 29, 2015 at 8:12am PST

Here’s the bikini…

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Posted in:Kesha

2015

30

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Some Catalog Shit of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a model who gets a lot of hype, who is booking a ton of campaigns, who everyone loves, even though her claim to fame was suing one of her clients after she shot erotic content for them when she was underage, in what anyone with a brain would know was a set-up to cashout….something that would make me never hire her for jobs, but that I guess she played victim on, and instead still gets work….but I know what she’s capable of. The same kind of girl who cries rape, or tells the police you beat her up after she smashes her own face with a frying pan, all to fuck you over…..only hot enough to warrant putting up with…because hot girls get away with everything!

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2015

30

Jan

Julia Pereira by Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Julia Pereira is my most recent Brazilian crush, not that I have crushes, I am more into writing sexual things about a girl, burning any bridge their may be, getting blocked on social media by her, because the chances of even the most low level model to sit on my face is slim to none…so why not make it fun….

I just wish I was the one who discovered her in some Brazilian beach town, selling cocktails or whatever it is that Brazilian girls do, packaging her to the American market like I was Victoria’s Secret…making me forever indebted to me….and thus having my babies as a thanks…not that I want babies….but you get what I am saying….and that is “if only I left my couch…anything is possible”….

These polaroids are shot by Jonathan Leder and they are awesome…

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2015

30

Jan

Bella is the Topless Hipster of the Day

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I am pretty into the fact that this hipster thing is mainstream…you see if Bella was porn in 1976, other than being old and washed up, she would never have done topless pics because topless isn’t a big deal, but it was in 1990…and girls who did Playboy and things like that were seen as outrageous…even though it was just tits…you can blame the Christian run media….and thank the interent…for making what could have been a lame fuck…cool as fuck…but then again…Bella could be a lame fuck…and just present herself as cool…it’s the selfie generation…and for all we know she’s Cat-Fsihing us and is actually a 65 year old dude…right…

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2015

30

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Dick Pic of the Day

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Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…even though she’s a Cookbook, celebrity food person….

The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…or that is half hers….

She fucked over one of her boyfriends by pretending her pregnancy was from him, when it was really some other billionaires…and all this is crazy because she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…especially when she’s showing off the cock that she even calls out…because if you don’t joke about your failed tranny tuck…people will think you’re a tranny…but if you do joke about it…people will just think it’s a bad angle…

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2015

30

Jan

American Apparel Bush of the Day

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American Apparel is the mainstream hipster movement that is known for producing amazing and slutty clothing for hipster girls…that may have paved the way for hipsters being into showing their nipples…thanks to their cheap fabric shirts they played off as style…

If anything, it has been a great move for pop culture, because when I was growing up, the masses turned to The Gap and top 40…the hot girls were not doing what they are doing now with MDMA, raves, music festivals, and fucking like a pornstar….in see-through clothes…kids have it easy now….

So I encourage some things to go mainstream. I encourage FreeTheNipple, and people on the internet thinking they are informed, artistic, high concept…like bush…and I love bush…fuck free the nipple…save don’t shave your bush.

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2015

30

Jan

Pornstar Karla Kush Sings Oasis of the Day

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Here name is Karla Kush, she’s pretty amazing, and this is a video of her singing a little Oasis as a midday musical interlude, and there’s something beautiful and eerie and even sad and tormented, maybe even vulnerable about a porn girl singing her favorite song on set…especially when the song lyrics are Oasis..

Maybe I am reading too into this, blame my drug addiction and sadness….If you don’t like that, here’s a pornstar telling you a joke…

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