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2015

29

Jan

Micaela Schafer Naked at Some Audi Event of the Day

Miceala Schafer is a bit of a joker. You have no idea who she is, but a few years ago, this aspiring actress realized that when she was invited to German events, because she’s based in Germany, the paparazzi would be in attendance snapping off pics, and that if she wore something outrageous…it would go viral, within Germany at first, but like Nazi ideology, spread virally to the rest of the world…eventually getting her on all the sites…so as time went on, her outfits got more and more silly, until her outfits became her showing up nude to events, and now getting hired for events as the Dita Von Teese of Germany…naked in Burlesque shows….which goes to show you that even the most basic, half naked, half brained idea…can be turned into a career if you put your heart into it…

This was for Audi…nice corporate party…

I wonder how her acting career is going….or if she’s just stuck to turning stripping into a corporate sponsored thing….actually I don’t….I’ve already forgotten what this post is about.


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2015

29

Jan

Michael Pitt for Rag & Bone of the Day

Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire and probably a lot of other shit…like Bully…and who the fuck cares about Michael Pitt…directed this fashion video for a clothing company called Rag & Bone that they probably paid a million dollars for, and that no one will actually give a fuck about, but that I am going to promote because I think I saw a thong wearing ass, but can’t be too sure because I fell asleep 10 seconds into it….

I figure, why not give free press to million dollar campaigns for companies that don’t give a fuck about me, it’s like raping myself because I have no self worth and feel like I deserve to be shat on by everyone around me…

It’s all part of my masterplan.

Posted in:Michael Pitt

2015

29

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Satin of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the British model you probably remember from being in a Transformers movie instead of Megan Fox, because she’s as talented an actress as Megan Fox, who I get a lot of hate for endorsing and calling hot, because apparently people hate her, and I am sure I would probably hate her too, it’s just these girls who make a living being “hot” or “the face and body” of shit have egos, they think they are luxurious and the lose site of the fact that they are just overpaid hookers….all while hanging on yachts with billionaires….the same thing happens to sugar babies, and wives of rich men…so it is hard to relate, but they are not genuine, but I am into staring at them at events in satin…because I have nothing better to do…and I guess I like that nightgown as a dress hustle…

Here she is in a bikini….

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2015

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner was hired by a bikini company to be their spokesperson, because bikini companies are into vapid little fame whores, raised by fame whores, used by those fame whores to expand their fame whore network, because the fame whore who shat her out of her gold digging fame whore pussy…probably for the sake of just making more money for the family…all because the bikini company wants eyeballs to look at their bikini company…and are willing to spend a lot of money doing that…

I mean they could have hired someone who could be of inspiration to young bikini shoppers everywhere, you know a positive image, instead they just invested in the fame whore business model…instead of something of value….perpetuating this nonsense lie…

Either way…pics.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

29

Jan

Naked Psychotic Man in GMC Dealership and Other Videos of the Day

Woman VS Moped Throttle…

Russian Ice Fishing

UPS Driver of the Day

Trucker Takes a Chick

Cops Shoot Teen

Guy’s Laugh of the Day

Ball Boy Gets Hit

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up, because I am pretty much unemployed, which would be better if I was independently wealthy, because my ocean front view is a fucking dumpster, and my my bikini clad sugar baby is an obese bitch who smells like the dumpster…but in a way I still feel like I won!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Steam Your Vagina!
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Sophia Bush Big Cleavage…
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Pam Anderson Never Felt Pretty Enough to Be a Model
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Cameron Diaz and Benji Old and Gross
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Burn Your Bra…
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Hot Bikini Jumping in Public
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Hot Random Fame Whore of the Day
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Howie Mandel’s Jailbait Prank
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Selfies With Animals…
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Police Release Video of Fatal Shooting…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My latest opening line on tinder is “what would you do if I punched you in the fucking face”…

It has been getting me very little love, a lot of anger, and at least one girl with a sense of humor who plays along with it.

I like it way better than “will you be my forever girl”…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bruce Jenner
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Lisa Opie in a White Bikini….
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Hayley Hasselhoff Slutty Pics..
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Taylor Swift on Hackers is Funny….
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James Franco Got Sick Over the Interview
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Sundance Winona
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Slut of the Day – Alicia Secrets
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Jessica Alba Workout Slut
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How to Win Rock, Paper, Scisssors
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50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret
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Audrina Patridge in Jeans….
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GoDaddy’s Puppy Mill Super Bowl Ad – They Pulled
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Ximena Duque 22 Hottest Photos… Who?
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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny
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Lady Gaga’s Yoga Selfies
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Gold Digger of the Day….
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Gold Digger Tits of the Day
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Tesla has Insane Mode….
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France Won’t Let You Name Your Kid Nutella
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The Most Memorable Advertising Mascots of All Time
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Kelly Brook Big Tits….
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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The Best Super Bowl Halftime Performances
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Behati Prinsloo
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini….
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Kim Kardashian Pokies…
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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All of Jerry Seinfeld’s Girlfriends, Ranked
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Gif of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Booty…
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Louise Redknapp Topless in the Beach
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Why Oil Workers Make the Big Bucks
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Virgina Gradner is a Babe
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Drone Video of a Nazi Concentration Camp
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Dakota Johnson See Through….
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Misconceptions About Germs!
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Girls With Really Hot Asses
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Emile Hirsch Beat Up a Chick….
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Ewan McGregor Has a Huge Dick – But Doesn’t Brag About It
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The Cat That Crawled Out of its Grave
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hailey Clauson Cleavage….
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Gabi Grecko Topless….
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Girl Masturbates in the Front Seat
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Salma Hayek Shows Her Ass
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The Dick Whipper
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Girl Masturbates…
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Topless Girl Takes a Milk Bath
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Elastic Girl Cums in Her Own Face…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

28

Jan

Jessica Alba Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on

Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

28

Jan

Chelsea Handler’s Latest Topless Stunt of the Day

Chelsea Handler’s take on World Peace is pretty obnoxious, not because I don’t like tits, but because I don’t like political tits crying for attention by using their tits, especially when they are pushing 60, and are ex-hookers, who don’t have a show, but did, thanks to fucking their way to a show a while ago….

I mean if she was 19 year old tits, shitting on two religions…referring to arabs as camels and jews as nipples on a whore…because she’s garbage – and trying…real fucking hard…

This is what she wrote…


A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can’t live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don’t even have to be topless. L’chaim

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

28

Jan

Porn Stars Blow into a Breathalyzer at the AVNs of the Day

Porn Stars may not really matter these days, since everyone fucks on camera, even for free, usually in hopes of getting famous, but they are still this brand of human that is drawn to a trashy fucking industry, that think it is awesome, and that don’t even make that much money doing what you’d think would be unheard of things to do on camera…

But as someone who knows a lot of porn stars, I’ll say that most are hyper intelligent and just don’t give a fuck about people watching them fuck, they are interested in sex and being fucked in different ways, like going extreme with the shit, and they find it an easy vehicle to get them where they want to go, since it makes more money than working at the Video Store, or wherever trashy girls willing to fuck on camera work, gives them the illusion of fans and fame, and if anything it’s easy fucking work..where they get paid more than the male talent….in what Feminists fighting for pay equality should celebrate..

That said, here’s a video of a bunch of Porn Stars taking a Breathalyzer at the AVN awards…and surprisingly…not one blows over the limit…because I guess they aren’t drunks, but rather addicted to other things, like being double penetrated and cummed all over on set….Good times.

Posted in:Porn Stars