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2015

27

Jan

Some Vogue Brasil Nipple of the Day

Zee Nunes is some photographer and here are a bunch of pics he took for Vogue Brasil….I don’t know who the models are, I don’t know what they are doing, I just know that there is at least one nipple…and one nipple is enough nipple…that’s a life lesson of the day….one nipple is enough nipple…I can’t believe this is my life.

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2015

27

Jan

Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

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2015

27

Jan

How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

Posted in:Videos

2015

27

Jan

Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her….

Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm, which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right?

Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2015

27

Jan

Julia Pereira by Ricardo Penna of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira , she’s the Brazilian Model who Victoria’s Secret robbed by not casting her in their shows, because I would argue that she’s substantially hotter than trannies Gisele and Izabel Goulart, who Victoria’s Secret blew the fuck up with their manly faces but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder for the most part is just influenced by the media and the pussy shoved down their fucking throat with infomercials…and I guess that’s why I am here…to find you new girls to get obsessed with, like this one…because Julia Pereira…is the future…so remember this name…or more importantly, this body.

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Her Fat Whore Self for T-Mobile of the Day

The fact that brands endorse this porn trash makes and not only encourage her to exist, but rather finance her life with these million dollar campaigns, would make me sick to my fucking stomach, but I don’t care enough about that, and if anything, I like knowing that society is fucking doomed…humanity is over…I find comfort in that.

I get it, people just want to monetize everything and anything and will use any gutter trash they can as long as that gutter trash has followers to get there. It’s like one talentless fame whore, who is an actual whore, there’s video proof endorsing big brands like T-Mobile, who won’t advertise on this site because it’s got nipple, but they’ll give this bitch, who gets railed unprotected by a dude in video millions… because these big brandsy are hypocrites…

All this to say…she’s the worst, T-Mobile are latching onto her and supporting her, and thus they are the worst too.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

27

Jan

Drunk Guy Sleep Walking and Other Videos of the Day

Patient and Doctor Fighting – Fall Down Elevator Shaft

Truck Accidents of the Day

Drunk British Pig

Chechen Guy Shooting Inside Living Room

7-11 is a Slice of Heaven

Naked Woman in a Gas Station

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

@ashleyinla has the tinder profile of champions

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I would probably wake up earlier if I wasn’t up until 4 in the morning watching some almost 19 year old girl stick things in her asshole on facetime from her fucking dorm room…

Or maybe I wouldn’t…it’s just you gotta take advantage of hibernating in snow storms that people get 300 dollar tickets for leaving their heated, netflix and internet wired houses that have ample snacks and even hot cocoa during….because seeing mainstream media reporting the snow removal for a Canadian who lives this life…is a fucking joke…

Either way, it’s still morning to me.

Virtually Reality Porn Reactions
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Girls Tugging At Clothes…
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A Bunch of the Miley Topless Pics
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Goldie Hawn Whoring Out Kate Hudson’s Ass at a Party Like She Did When Kate was a Little Girl…
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The YETI Roaming Around Boston is Amazing
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Pics From the Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Ad
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Karlie Kloss Nipple
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Dick Lip Stick
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Teacher and Student Dance
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Kerrie McMahon is the Random Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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Fantastic Four Trailer
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Scientology Ruined Tom Cruise’s Marriage
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Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Herself for T Mobile
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I Don’t Know How this is Blizzard Porn…But it Is
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Jan

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum still has a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…I guess…thanks World War 2 Nazi war camps…

But what I really wonder if parts of her we aren’t seeing…namely those parts in her panty…have withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her with all kinds of babies….vaginas are designed to stretch, at least that’s what I tell girls on snapchat I want to see fuck beer bottles…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2015

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever I go to the laundromat to was my wife’s soiled underwear, I’m talking stains no one should ever see, smells no one should ever sell, possibly fabric that should go into quarantine….I stare at all the trash that surrounds me….and think….how long it would take to die in the dryer

If you’re in New York….getting slammed with slow…be sure to stock up on your artisanal you bourgeoisie fucks….

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Drake is Sending Arab Pornstar Instagram Messages
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Celebrate Australia Day with Miranda Kerr
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Fake Tits in a Little Bikini of the Day
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Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie are Doing It
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is the Fucking Worst
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Miss Colombia is Your New Miss Universe
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Booty of the Day
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Margot Robbie is Fat
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Latest KFC Meal is Amazing
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Best Vines of January
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Tammy Lynn Sytch Naked
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The Cast of the Jersey Shore: Then and Now
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Nadia Forde’s Cameltoe
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Blind Woman Sees Baby for the First Time
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Charli XCX in Concert…
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Musicians Whose Grammy Wins Boosted Their Careers
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So Many Huge Tits
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How Much Snow it Takes for a Snow Day
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Zach Galfinakis Doesn’t Look Like Zach Galfinakis
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The Many Epiphanies Of Jessica Fletcher to Rape Your Brain…
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Girl Fails
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Kim Kardashian’s Weirdo BTS Pics
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Justin Bieber if Flexing for the Mirror
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Rosamind Pike’s Crazy Dress
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Hailey Baldwin’s Hot 18 Year Old Stephen Baldwin Ass
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Ariel Winter Tits!
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Full House Cast Sing Theme Song
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Charli XCX Pokies
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Sex Ed Teacher of the Day
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Alyssa Miller in Lingerie
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Sofia Vergara’s Got Big Tits
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Miss Lebanon is Not Happy About Miss Israel
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Jennifer Aniston’s Screen Actor Guild Tits
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Dog VS Seal
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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The 2015 AVN Awards
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Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans
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Dude Finds a Rare Watch at Goodwill for 6 Dollars…Sells it for 35k, Still Looks Like a Hobbit
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Join The RubberClub!
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Old Man Working on his Tan in the Most Disgusting Way
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Catfight Breaks Out in Pottery Class
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Masturbating with a Brush
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Greek Babe of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Redhead Strip on the Stairs
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Amanda Peet Topless!
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Naked Babe Tyra with Big Tits
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Kayslee Collins is Perfect….
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Bartender of the Day
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Girlfriend Pranks Boyfriend by Pepper Spraying Toilet Paper
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Busty Strip
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Shocking Japanese Meal of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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