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2015

14

Jan

J.Lo Nipples Can’t Speak Spanish on TV of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that J.Lo is fucking awful at Spanish….which is funny, because the one thing she needed to do to maintain any level authenticity to her mission as J.Lo, is to learn fucking Spanish seamlessly….it would require very little effort, maybe 2 hours a week, in exchange for millions and millions of dollars she makes being the Latin icon…

You see, Latin people like to be proud of their people, they are community based and will support any of their own who make it, it’s like country music – white trash love country music fans will buy every LeAnn Rimes record, even if she becomes a hooker but LeAnn Rimes is at least living the white trash with money life, while J.Lo, is just a fucking lie…and here’s the proof..and her hard, old faced, nipples….


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Posted in:J.Lo

2015

14

Jan

Cara Delevingne for Topshop of the Day

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, weirdo face Cara Delevingne….who only matters because she’s pulled off some kind of solid scam using her rich girl access to her advantage by associating herself with A-listers, propelling her to the A-list…leading to a modeling career, that more than one photographer who has worked with her have told me she is totally intolerable to work with….a total fucking cunt they hate working with…but that more importantly…a modeling career that would confuse the fuck out of anyone who ever sees her in her candid quirky, definitely ugly candids….but for some reason, looks amazing anytime she does professional photos…like this shit for top shot, that I’m not paid to promote, but that I am paid to be confused by…just not very much…because I’m a failure….and Cara Delevingne is not…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

14

Jan

Candice and Doutzem Kroes for Manic Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Manic Magazine, but I think it is safe to say that their editorial team, or their creative director, or whoever the fuck works at the magazine coordinating shoots, has done a great job scanning pics from random Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…I mean unless they actually had access to Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel and decided that they’ll uses them exactly how they are always used, even though they are willing to do so much more…in which case…is a total fucking fail…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Doutzen Kroes

2015

14

Jan

Vanessa Moody for Vogue Germany of the Day

Vanessa Moody is a real model, as opposed to an instagram model, who gets in actual magazines, walks actual runways, makes actual money all because of the right measurements of tall and skinny, and not because she gets half naked on instagram for brands that don’t pay her, for photographers that don’t matter, all to have a million fans who don’t actually care about her…instead she gets naked for real photographers, real magazines, wearing real brands, for real money, a concept that is so fucking foreign in this distracted social media filled world…and I’m into it, because I am a purist, who feels models should be decided by snobby agency people and not the public….

Here she is getting naked enough in Vogue…

Posted in:Vanessa Moody

2015

14

Jan

Gigi Hadid is Happy that She Got a Million Dollar Deal of the Day

I pulled this off instagram, because it made me laugh. Gigi Hadid only likes pics of herself, because she loves herself….

I never check what people I follow like, because I don’t care about what people like, but with some devine intervention, the top person on my instagram was Gigi Hadid, who just booked a big deal with a make-up company, and she’s so proud of herself, because she’s officially made it thanks to her team…and all the hard work that has come with being totally hooked up and connected thanks to her friends, parents, social circle and rich person life she lives, she is now a legit model…and it has paid off…a brand has decided to use her to reach a younger audience….without having to use a Kardashian, because kids are fucking doomed, are so influenced by the media, and don’t really get it because Punk Rock is dead…thanks to the internet..

The same narcissistic youth, that only like pictures of themselves, because of their self involved, egotistical …expected, but hilarious when seen in action….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

14

Jan

The Coke Prank….Probably Made by Coke is a Fucking Win….and Other Videos of the Day

German Trash Micaela Schaefer Topless Fame Whoring

Asian Driver of the Day – Watch the Whole Thing…

Donkey VS Russian Cop

Idiots Hassle the Pizza Guy – By Giving him 20 Dollars in Singles for a 12 Dollar Pizza, Making Him Think It is a Tip only to Ask for Change…Assholes.

Drunk Piss / Vomit and Shit….Disgusting…

One-Legged Biker

Kentucky Cop – Shot Off His Finger…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst thing about being a hermit is living with an unemployed, on disability, obese woman who constantly bothers me…

The best thing about being a hermit is no pants, showers, small talk or other social conventions they are trying to control you with.

I guess with the internet, social media, sexting…there’s no real need to leave the house anyway…so if you’re reading this outside of your house…you’re a dying breed. Stop being such an over achiever. The world is scary out there. People get shot…

If you don’t care what I have to say…then #tits..

Here are some steplinks in the MORNING….

Women in Texas With Guns…
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Pics of No Pants Day in New York
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Women Stand Up Pee for the First Time
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Miley Cyrus Internet Porn – If You Missed It
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Chris Brown is Done with Nigga Parties
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Titty Restaurants are Making Money…
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Basketball Play of the Day
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Bella Thorne is in Cosmo
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Victoria Beckham’s in High Heels
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Honest Trailer of Gone Girl
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2 Chainz on Fox News Talking About Weed
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve seen so many vaginas on snapchat….@drunkenstepdad…that I am starting to get bored of vagina pics…

Has snapchat made me gay? Have I always been gay? Am I just desensitized? Do I need more than just vagina?

I guess tonight will tell…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dick Belt….
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The Woman with the Biggest Breasts
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits…
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Brian Williams Watched His Daughter Get Her Ass Eaten
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Kendall Jenner in Leggings
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Miss Universe Contestants Come To Save the Day
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Gisele is the Slut of the Day
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Victoria Beckham in Leggings…
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Matthew McConaughey’s Dazed and Confused Audtion Tape…
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Maitland Ward got a slut friend Elle Alexandra Fame Whoring….for Gingers….
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Selena Gomez at Events
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Everyone Dude in Hollywood are Teaming Up for a Movie
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Naya Rivera is a Racist When it Comes to Showers
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Erin Heatherton is Busty
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Kid Gets Crazy Prostethic Arm
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Christina Milian’s Ass in Leather Pants
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Bill Cosby Rape Protesters…
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Brooke at a Yoga Studio Porn…
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Woman Gets Busted Driving While Shaving Her TWAT
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Fame Whore Nipples and Bush of the Day
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Melanie Brown at Some Event
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Zooey Deschanel is Pregnant
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Kennedy Summers 138 Water
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Rihanna in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Cries About Jake Gyellenhaal
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Mathew McConnaughey’s Audition Tape..
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Don’t Taunt the Russian Cat
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Claudia Jordan – Cleavage
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Bai Ling Topless on the Beach
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Mila Kunis Glamour Germany…
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Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna
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Caroline Flack in a Bikini
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Balloon Popping Game….
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The Human Who Abandoned Kai at a Train Station Tells Her Story…
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Nikki Mudarris in a See Through
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Raffaella Modungo Red Baywatch Bathing Suit…
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Elsa Hosk Boring Bikini Pics
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Alexis Ren Hot Body for Instagram…
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NYC No Pants Day
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Paris Hilton at the World Dog Awards
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Beyonce’s Not Pregnant
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Michael Phelp’s Hermpahrodite Lover Does Porn
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Dree Hemingway’s Nude Sex Scenes
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Blowjob at the Beach
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Disturbing Reality of Food Production
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Genevieve Morton’s Boobs…
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There’s Always Room For Ice Cream
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Hot Naked Babe in the Sauna
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Sewer Unclogger
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Sexy Nude Workouts…
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Amateur Dildo
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

Jan

Miley Cyrus Porn of the Day

In a world full of easy to digest content that is overly saturated…..everyone producing bullshit all day, everyday, for their own social media channels, you know too much content for anyone to even notice, does Miley Cyrus naked make a sound….I’m thinking it probably does, at least for for V Magazine that is probably getting a lot of clicks for these “polaroids” that were published…because a naked Miley, in all her craziness, is not that exciting, but it is still naked and worth lookin at, I guess….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

13

Jan

Bella Thorne Working Out of the Day

Bella Thorne just wants her massive fan base to eat healthy and work out….while her fan base…who happen to be widely made up of men in their 40s…who are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to kid of their own…just appreciate her arched back workout form…for what is designed to be a casual workout pic, but that is posed, booty out, as her team knows the public love ass these days, and that her pre-18 months are the most critical to get people talking about her, since in America, men are torn because they want to fuck her, but know it is illegal to fuck her, even though girls lose their virginity at 12 now, and I’m not just talking about the ones raped by their uncles, I’m talking normal girls who grew up on porn are fucking like crazy, making 18 more of joke than anything, allowing 17 to be the period where these 17 year olds who have had more sex than you, can manipulate older men and play off being jailbait…

Because let’s face it, if she was all about the fitness, why would she be posting butt shots…I like think the butt shot is more about lesson’s learned by her stage parents to help make their family dreams come true, being the only one who actually got anywhere…that’s enough pressure to post an ass shot for attention….next stop…sex tape….I mean if this momentum that is Bella Thorne ever ends….

Posted in:Bella Thorne