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2014

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about drinking my face off during the holiday season, is all the friends I make who I don’t remember…but who are drinking their faces off too because they hate their lives but are happy to be off work.. also all the mean spirited drunken texts I send loved ones…or passed loved ones…or ones who never let me love them…to let them know that I may not care…but I still want to see them rot in hell…

Tis’ the Season….

Oh and I also like the unprotected sex with strangers off tinder…

Naked Man VS Tree
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Dogs in Nativity Scenes
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Babes in Ugly Christmas Sweaters
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Ariana Grande Booty Flash
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Ray Rice Making Out in Elevator
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6 Evil Xmas Pranks
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BBC Reporter Gets High as Fuck Next to Opium FIre
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Excited Puppy
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Ronaldo’s Statue has Dick
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The Best Extras Ever in Movies
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The Blind Man Who Sees with Sound
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Kat Torres is the Water Whore for Christmas
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16 Backfired Pranks
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Marvel VS DC Trailer
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Iggy Azalea Sucks Up to her Boyfriend
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2014

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I bring all the smiles…to all the ladies…not just on Christmas…but everyday….that’s why you should follow me on INSTAGRAM BECAUSE IT GETS ME LAID…

Here are some stepLINKS….

No Thanks Christmas
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Kim and Kanye for Fashion Ad
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Marvel vs DC Movie Trailer
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Chloe Green Bikini Heiress…..Pig…..
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Simon Cowell’s Baby Momma in a Bikini
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6 Evil Christmas Pranks
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Rachel McAdams at the Airport
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Slut of the Day
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Emily Blunt Tight Jeans
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Xenia Tchoumitcheva is the Hot Model of the Day
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Sienna Miller Did Vogue
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The Man Arrested for Violating a Horse
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Kate Winslett Ass
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Brittney Brannagan is Amazing
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Kristen Wigg Dancing with Harry Styles
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Katie Cassidy Bikini
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The Get Off the Phone Song That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself
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The 50 Best Viral Videos of 2014
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Babes on Fishing Trips
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Gisele in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis Tits….
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Monkey Saves Friend
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Lauren Silvermana in a BIkini
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Claudia Romani is Fame Whoring
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Weirdest Xmas Traditions
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VAPE of the Day
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Why Do We Eat Rotten Food?
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Girls Sticking Their Tongues Out
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Selena Gomez is Boring for Adidas
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Noodles from Around the World
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Joe Cocker is Dead
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Girls in Changing Rooms…
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Kate Beckinsale Shopping
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Elle Macpherson at the Ski Hill
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9 Real Disney Weirdness
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Chloe Worthington Panties
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5 Year Old Girl Discusses Princess Leia’s Outfit
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Ariana Grande’s Boring Photoshoot
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Kim Kardashiam Big Dumpy Ass
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Bai Ling is AMazing
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Candy Canes Made By Hand
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Kristen Bell has Kid – Names it Delta…
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Ashley Tisdale Shopping
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Antonio Banderas’ New Pussy Looks Slightly Used…
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Dov Charney is Broke
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Band Performs Christmas Music at Seattle Airport
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Tara Reid is Old Broken and Amazing
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Lady Gaga Huge Tits….
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Fingers Percolator Glass water BONGS
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Natlie Portman Says No One Wanted to Work With Her After Star Wars
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13 Bad Products
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Christmas Slut
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Chubby MILF
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Finger Blast_Gasm
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Window Voyeur
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A Little GIrl VS GUy Wrestle
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Milf TIts
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The Best Naked Babes You’ll Ever See Fuck
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Busty Santa Strip
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Vagina Slips!
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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See our stepGIRL in Vibrator Vids
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

22

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Gift of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

22

Dec

Gigi Hadid for Love Magazine Advent of the Day

Gigi Hadid is the relatively new it-girl model thanks to being born to a rich family with the right team hired to promote her to the mainstream…to give her family the ego booster they need because they live in LA, they are surrounded by Kardashians and other young girls who are being celebrated for no real reason other than being young and rich in LA…because when you’re young and rich, why go to school, you have a trust fund coming your way, and you can just sit around and be celebrated for being cute, and every bratty girl loves that….

All this to say, here she is in the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …. that has nothing to do with Christmas…at all…because Christmas doesn’t even have anything to do with Christmas…but everything to do with making year end sales…using guilt as a leverage point…or to me…it has everything to do with sad, lonely, single girls…who need dick to fill the void that is having no boyfriend, husband or family like all her friends…Tis the Season..

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2014

22

Dec

Jessica Simpson Legs of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her legs…that I guess people are freaking out about because they are so fucking muscular..they may be photoshopped…they look weird as fuck…but not that weird…because she has been carrying her fat ass around for 5 years before giving into her million dollar contract with Weight Watchers that won….and made her starve herself skinny…something I encourage all fat chicks do…as long as they don’t lose their tits…because a girl with no tits is like a girl with no vagina…or what I call a mad dressed like a woman….and their in nothing hot about that…I mean…at least not to me, but apparently to a lot of people since tranny porn is the top selling porn…it means whoever is still buying porn…who still buys porn? Is buying tranny porn…fascinating…

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2014

22

Dec

Rihanna Weirdness of the DAy

Rihanna was in Paris filming what I guess is a new music video, because she is Rihanna and as a dancing billion dollar making hooker, she’s got limited options in what she is allowed to do with her time, it’s like strike while it is hot, if you fall off the map, people will forget you and if people forget you, you won’t make the labels hundreds of millions of dollars a year…

I thought it was interesting because she is getting rushed…and it is the intro to what could be a disaster for her but a win for all of us….

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

22

Dec

Mila Kunis Mom Tits Do Basketball of the Day

Mila Kunis’ tits are filled with Milk….milk that Ashton Kutcher’s semen is responsible…so remember that when you think of their spawn latching onto her like some sort of parasite, because it will upset you, especially considering you’re one of those people who is misguided and believes she’s a babe, when really she’s just average at best, but I guess when you only fuck pigs, like literal pigs at the neighbors farm, it’s easy to think some girl from TV is amazing, when she’s not…but when you factor in Ashton Kutcher’s semen…I think it’s pretty easy to see her for what she is…running after his billions discreetly because she can play that she has known him since he first started…

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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2014

22

Dec

Martha Hunt is a Model with Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the hotter models around…at least according to me…and I’m an authority on these things…and I am not just saying that because she’s in a bikini…I am not saying that because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, I hate those fuckers even if they have good taste in tall as fuck busty babes….I am saying that because she’s fucking hot…and has been topless HERE and HERE and her in bikini candids…even though I know she’s probably with some rich dude she’s fucking…because that’s what models do…is all I need to remember the tits…because it’s all about the tits…not the bass according to fat chicks…

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2014

22

Dec

Bar Refaeli for Marie Claire Spain of the DAy

Here is proof that there is life after Leonardo DiCaprio….in the event you were wondering…because obscure market issues of Marie Claire magazine, in this case Spain, with a readership of 75,000 copies, will still take pics of you…so if you’re a model who made a lot of money from dating Leonardo DiCaprio, only to be thrown out and forgotten by the world…running back home to Israel, you’ll always be able to find some motherfucker willing to feature you like you’re news…whether it is Russia, India…anywhere that wants a taste of what once was relevant in the USA…that’s not to say Bar doesn’t make a fortune modeling still, it’s to say no one cares..that’s it.

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2014

22

Dec

Lauren Nicholas By Damon Loble of the Day

I don’t know who this LAUREN NICHOLS girl is, which isn’t saying much because I am a drunk, and everyone seems the fucking same, whether they are topless or not, it’s just one massive sea of hipster tits, that I’m all about, because I’d rather deal in hipster tits, than in plumbing equipment, or gardening equipment, or washing dishes in some shitty fucking restaurant for less than minimum wage…

These are shot by someone named Damon Loble ….for who fucking knows or cares what…it’s just like get naked on the internet for art or whatever this is…I’ll totally masturbate to it…and make my own art with the bloody, rancid semen paint this pathetic penis bush produces…this is how I get all the girls…

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