Fed Ex Truck of the Day
Old Man Not Scared of Gun
Woman With 3 Breasts Walking Men….
Drunk Gets Fucked on the Sidewalk…
Woman Driver of the Day
Classy as Fuck Walmart Fight
Sharon Osbourne’s Tooth Falls Out on TV
2014
22
Dec
This time of year always reminds me that there are perks to being a mall Santa, even if you’re not a pedophile, like the fact that if you can endure having shitty, stinky, ghetto kids on your lap for 12 hours a day, while pretending to be excited about their greedy, unworthy, shitty germ filled demands, you are bound to find at least one single mother, who has a Santa Claus fetish, who appreciates how nice you are to their kids, to suck you off in the Mall Bathroom while their shitty kids are at the toy store…
Here are some stepLINKS…
16 Awesome Family Christmas Card Pics
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Amy Pascal Wants a Black James Bond
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Dr Evil did Saturday Night Live Badly…
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Cassie Cardelle is the Water Slut of the Day
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Constance Jablonski in a See Through Dress
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How Amazon Receives Your Inventory
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Martha Stewart Makes Gangster Gingerbread Houses
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Mind Blowing Coffee Art…
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209 Seconds That Will Make You Question Your Existence
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Terrorists Target Madonna
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Anonymous Targets Iggy Azalea
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Nick Offerman Reads Twas the Night Before Xmas
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Ktie Cassidy in a Thong Bikini
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Santa with Dogs over People
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25 Awesome Urinals…
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This is the List of the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
19
Dec
The saddest part of the Christmas party season, is knowing there is only a week left of vulnerable, sad and lonely girls who don’t want to spend the holidays alone. It’s like we have to wait for Valentines Day for the next batch of drug, desperate women…so take it all in…get to the mall, the bars, the restaurants, makes a move…because you may find love in what is supposed to be the warmest and happiest, some may even say…the most wonderful time of year…to seduce…
And while I do that…Here are the stepLINKS…
The People Hit the Hardest in the Instagram Purge
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Here’s the complete top 100 instagram losses
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Creepy Fucking Christmas
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Cameron Diaz is Engaged
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Charli XCX Breasts
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Sex
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Grown Man Re-Enacts 4 Year Old’s Tantrum…
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Kate Upton is Not Sexy
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Jenga Master
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Nicki Minaj Freestyle Raps on Inside NBA
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Vicky Pattison Sexy Workout Photoshoot
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Dogs and Cats Eating With Human Hands
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Alyssa Barbara is the Future
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Kate Upton Sexiest Fat Girl Alive
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Bai Ling is Good
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Joanna Krupa is Slutty
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Emily Blunt Post Workout Body
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Slut of the Day
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Bella Thorne – Slutty Minor….
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Things That Bounce….
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The Colbert Report Finale
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Angelina Talks About Sex with Brad Pitt
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Water Slut of the Day
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Lana Del Rey for Grazia
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Brad Pitt is Too Distracting for Jury Duty
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Crazy Pics with 0 Context
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Today in Ugly Christmas Sweaters
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie….
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Diane Kruger for Elle Italy
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So You Think You Can Sumo
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Lion Eats a Car
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Rita Ora Performing
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Vans You Shouldn’t Trust
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Awesome Kama Sutra Lollipops…
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Maitland Ward is Some Bottom Feeding Garbage of the Day
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Crowd Surf Fails
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Memphis Players Buy Intern New Car…
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The Dog with the Prosthetic Legs
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11.5″ 2 x 3 Fingers Perculator Water BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Busty Girl of the Day
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Little Mix Panties
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Slutty Santa!
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Hairy Pussy of the Day
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Intense Sex Toy Play
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Octopus Butt Floss
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Candice Swanepoel Nipple….
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COCK AND BALL TORTURE
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Close Up Bait
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Sherilyn Fenn Throwback Nudity….
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Today in Crane Fails
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
19
Dec
Reese Witherspoon busted out her mom of 4 tits for a movie she’s trying to win another Oscar in, all thanks to her agent husband who needs this win for another 100,000,000 dollar payday….because she’s a good Christian and realizes that it’s okay to make an idol out of yourself, it is okay to get naked for a big payday when you pretend your art is your god given talent, because you’re so full of your own bullshit, and your head is so far up your own fucking ass, because making millions and millions of dollars to live in really expensive houses and a life of Luxury is exactly what Jesus is all about…
Hollywood people are the fucking worst…full of shit lies…but at least she’s showing her tits for Jesus…
Posted in:Reese Witherspoon
2014
19
Dec
Photographer Nicholas Routzen, has shot a 14 month calendar (Nov 1, 2014 – Dec 31, 2015) on the Vieques, Puerto Rico for Salt + Air.
It features amazing models like Barbara Fialho, Abby Brothers, Hannah Ferguson, Kate Potter, and Yaya Kosikova.
I see nipples…and love nipples…especially when they are nipples for charity because it makes me feel good when all proceeds support a not for profits Surf For Life .
So get the Calendar for a good cause HERE …..because it will lead to future calendars with nipples and top level models…and we can never have too much of that…
Hannah Ferguson Teaser:
Abby Brothers and Barbara Fialho:
Get the Calendar HERE . It is for a good cause…with tits…
Posted in:Nicholas Routzen
2014
19
Dec
Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50…
So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…..
But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader.
But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE
Posted in:Jennifer Lopez
2014
19
Dec
Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her….
Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…
Posted in:Ashely Benson
2014
19
Dec
I’ve never heard of Marie Piovesan, but I have heard of the Virgin Mary, she’s actually pretty mainstream, especially this time of year, where motherfuckers believe some story someone told out of sarcasm 2,000 years ago and now there’s a generation of retards who worship it, in a scam I wish I could have pulled off…or maybe that I am pulling off…and in 2000 years from now people will say “once there was a drunkenstepfather, who was bred from a hooker with AIDS, but survived”….
Not that this has antyhing to do with Marie Piovesan – or Vogue Russia….and not that these pics are even that good…I’m just into the fashion cocktease…it’s like “look at my panties, look at my tits, but don’t LOOK at my spread ass or my actual tits, that would be porn”…and being someone cockteased for what must be 40 years…It feels like home to me
Posted in:Marie Piovesan
2014
19
Dec
Robin Waters is a Canadian photographer who I’ve never heard of, which doesn’t mean he isn’t good or amazing, or working with babes, it means I have no idea what is going on, I am usually drunk, I am old and out of touch, I don’t know trends, I don’t know the future, I tell people I am the future, but I don’t actually mean it, I am just trying to rope them in because they are idiots, and believe what they are told…I mean that’s the foundation of celebrity, social media and all this bullshit that is really just bullshit…You see, I am too busy just focusing on getting nudes from girls, that I don’t bother wasting my time or energy on these things, unless you consider publishing them on the internet is wasting my time, which I guess it technically is…damn…you win again…
Here is a shoot for a bikini company, with a model I’ve never heard of, DAJANA RADOVANOVIC in a bikini. Works for me.
Posted in:Dajana Radovanovic
2014
19
Dec
Nicola Peltz was in some transformers movie pretending to be Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, you know girls who were pretending they could act, for the sake of a movie that required no acting, just tits….and not even big tits just hot tits…
For a minute, the Michael Bay machine tricked people into thinking she was some random groupie find, but after really extensive research we call google, it turned out her dad is a billionaire, like an actual billionaire, he probably finances entertainment companies, or Michael Bay, and her career was more of “put my daughter in your shit”…like it was a high school play and not a blockbuster…because that’s pretty much how Hollywood works…none of these people deserve their success, they just come from places where people want to give them work, because why recruit some deserving talented girl, when this one is hot enough, in fact she’s really fucking hot, but it also appeases big daddy….
All this to say, here’s her ass in a white bikini, that doesn’t have period stains, but that should…because I am into that on billionaire asses…unless I am fucking said billionaire, in which case my main goal is to cum in her enough so she doesn’t get her period for 9 months. #K-Fed.
I love her ass.
Posted in:Nicola Peltz