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2015

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just spent the better part of the morning trying to convince a girl to take a picture of her vagina on public transit…

I lost…But in a small way I feel like I’ve won…because even having that conversation is more magical than not…

I guess what I am saying is that I love sluts…

Here are some morning links…

Before and After Bieber for Calvin Klein
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World’s Best Trampoline Tricks
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Girls With Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Sia Apologizes for Shia LeBoeuf Rape Dance….
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Cara Santana LEaving the Gym
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Lena Dunham Does Pictionary – Unfortunately – Doesn’t Kill Herself
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73 Questions with Victoria Beckham
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Gigi Hadid is the New Kate Upton
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Ellie Goulding Hits the Gym
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The Guy COmbined 6 Hit Songs
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Kelly Brook is Fat
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Car Selfies are Better than Carl Selfies
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Emily Blunt in a Tight Dress
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How to Hack Spray Bottles to Work Upside Down
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2015

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

Everyone is freaking out about the democratic right of freedom of speech and freedom of the press being attacked when a newspaper in France was terrorized, when I am freaking out that if you’re going to kill anyone for their use of freedom of speech, it should be a Kardashain..

That said…I am more into Abortion selfies…they are the future, thanks to no college girls wearing condoms…while fucking 20 dudes a month…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie VS the Pope
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Charisma Carpenter Topless
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Stephen Hawking Visited Underage Hooker Island….
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Local News “Salute a Cop” Fail
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Girls with No Bras On ….
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Laura Cremaschi in a One Piece
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Taylor Swift Wants Leo Herpes
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Emily Blunt Old and Broken
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Braless Girl of the Day
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Bella Thorne – Teen Cleavage
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Penny Mathis Slut of the Day
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Troll Telemarketers Pretending to be the FBI
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DUI Excuse of the DAy
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Will I AM Likes Rita Ora Tits
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Tit Slip Of the Day
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Hot Redheads….
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Rosie Jones – Glamour Model – Clothed
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More Bieber Pubes for Calvin Klein
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Meryl Streep VS Russell Crowe
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Jennifer Aniston with the Huffington Post Bitch
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Parents Talk To Their Kids About Sex…
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Emma Roberts Legs
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Cute Girls in Sunglasses
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Tattoo Artist of the Day
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See Through Top That Doesn’t Matter of the Day
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Mom Ass of the Day
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Zendaya Coleman for Teen Vogue
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Americans Watch Anime for the First Time
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Things the Bounce
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregant
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Random No Name Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Owners of the Clippers Raging
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Michael Phelp’s Hermpahrodite Lover Does Porn
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Underwater Tits and Pussy
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Jodi Marsh in a Bikini
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Big Momma Shakes Her Stuff
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Michelle Williams Sex Scene
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Pussy Slapper
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Kate Moss Boobs
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

08

Jan

Rita Ora Does Beyonce in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, this is Rita Ora’s big UK tits in a bikini doing a viral video set to Beyonce’s song…of her in Yachts and on planes because she’s made it…and as long as she’s in a bikini…it’s worth looking at…even if this is shots being fired at Beyonce, telling her to move the fuck over…because Rita Ora’s finally here to stay and at least she’s not 100 fucking years old like Beyonce…in a move the fuck over bitch, this is the new…and I dig it..enough….to not hate it…and to be indifferent about it…but post it anyway…thanks to pop tits in bikinis.

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2015

08

Jan

Emily Ratajkowsi for FHM of the Day

Here are some pictures of Emily Ratajkowski…showing off a level of arrogance that comes when you start out as a nude model, make a name for yourself as a nude model, and any successes that you have after being a nude model, will make people think you’re just a nude model from a viral video and I guess she wants to change that, or maybe she thinks she doesn’t need to be a nude model anymore, since these FHM pics are not very nude, or slutty, which goes against everything she represents…and anything we ever knew about the bird face with big, likely fake, tits…who was never scared to show them off to get where she is now…but isn’t showing them off because she doesn’t have too…and I like to think of that as a death of all things good she had to offer, and hopefully the first nail in the coffin of her career, as there are hundreds if not 1000s of hotter and more talented social media whores who get naked just waiting for their big break….

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2015

08

Jan

Katherine Waterston Naked for Inherent Vice of the Day

Her name is Katherine Waterston. She is some 35 year old actress you probably never heard of, because she’s not very hot, but she has a career thanks to her father, who is some Academy Award winning actor and Sam Waterston who you’ve probably never heard of…and I never really care how a girl makes it in the industry…I just care that she’s naked when making it…even at 35….like this scene from Inherent Vice, the new PT Anderson movie, who besides his shit called Masters, is one of the better people in Hollywood making movies, I mean that is if you like Boogie Nights and Magnolia…which you do..

Either way…here is some bush…because I love bush…

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2015

08

Jan

Suki Waterhouse in a Bikini of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is some socialite model from the UK who managed to use her youthful but well travelled vagina to get herself a Hollywood actor that so many girls want to fuck….but he chose this one, because she probably lets him fuck whoever he wants, as long as she can be the public girl….

People are shocked at how young she looks, but she’s 22, and 22, might as well be 30 in an era in when kids fuck at 12, and sex is something gratuitous and easy to get and have, that there’s no stigma, no strings attached… most girls under 23 have fucked 50 dudes by 18…because that’s just the way it works…

Here she is in a bikini…

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2015

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Does Marilyn Monroe of the DAy

South African, owned by Victoria’s Secret model, like on of the slaves on her farm back home, Candice Swanepoel, got done up as Marilyn Monoroe, and it is not even Halloween….making the whole thing creepy as fuck, because anytime I dress like a dead woman and it is not Halloween, people find it fucking weird…and I feel the same scrutiny should be applied to this import models…who I prefer when they are half naked…because that’s the whole reason they exist…or should be…because of the way they are built…

But you Marilyn Monroe weirdo fans, who like her so much that they would dig her up and jerk off on her remains, probably like this kind of thing, or anything the resembles Marilyn Monroe, even though she’s been dead 100 years…

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2015

08

Jan

Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits.

I don’t know what these are for, I just know that they are shot by a photographer called JAI PHOTO and that if you look hard enough their is nipple…

She’s an instagram celebrity, with half a million followers, which I guess makes her important enough to get work, since casting directors only care about that now, which is the same reason Tila Tequila got her own show…it’s like if you come up fast and easy from posting selfies…you may not have any level of sustainability due to a serious lack of substance…but then again, maybe your retard fans will buy anything you peddle and it’s enough to make a motherfucker rich…and I guess…that’s a good thing…

Here are the pics..

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2015

08

Jan

Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Here’s Sienna Miller, who has clearly lost her edge, in a magazine posing “topless”…but not Sienna Miller who you probably were into in the mid-2000s, because she was hot, in a lot of movies, willing to get naked, before fading back to the UK where she dated Jude Law, Daniel Craig and made little UK babies, that you shouldn’t give a fuck about because #America.

Like everyone else, in every business, who has seen any success, she was never all that hot, she was never all that talented, she was just positioned in the right way, and I guess I prefer the actresses who get naked to the ones who don’t, even if everything about them was inflated bullshit….but as far as I’m concered…getting naked in movies is all the talent a girl needs…and I guess Sienna Miller, baby momma, embodies that.

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2015

08

Jan

Kylie Jenner Does Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is interesting….she proves that if you have the right level of stage mother, you know who really understands the market, how to make money as “spokesmodels” or personalities, and who grasps the vain narcissistic world that we live in, or that that family in particular live in, she’ll totally sign off on your tanning sessions, your lip injections, your implants, I mean hell she would have done it sooner if she didn’t have to wait until 16 to do it.

That’s not to say that the chubbier and “edgier” Jenner, or as I like to call them Kardashian’s Part 2, who are the mother’s second wind of talent to exploit for personal gain and a tap on the back, while the grand kids have time to hit 13 before it is their turn….has had word done…she just looks like she has…and if a porn looking, made-up like it was Halloween on a Tuesday lookin’ reality star spin off isn’t your thing, than you’re crazy…because Kyle Jenner is amazing.

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