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2014

22

Dec

Rihanna Weirdness of the DAy

Rihanna was in Paris filming what I guess is a new music video, because she is Rihanna and as a dancing billion dollar making hooker, she’s got limited options in what she is allowed to do with her time, it’s like strike while it is hot, if you fall off the map, people will forget you and if people forget you, you won’t make the labels hundreds of millions of dollars a year…

I thought it was interesting because she is getting rushed…and it is the intro to what could be a disaster for her but a win for all of us….

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2014

22

Dec

Mila Kunis Mom Tits Do Basketball of the Day

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Mila Kunis’ tits are filled with Milk….milk that Ashton Kutcher’s semen is responsible…so remember that when you think of their spawn latching onto her like some sort of parasite, because it will upset you, especially considering you’re one of those people who is misguided and believes she’s a babe, when really she’s just average at best, but I guess when you only fuck pigs, like literal pigs at the neighbors farm, it’s easy to think some girl from TV is amazing, when she’s not…but when you factor in Ashton Kutcher’s semen…I think it’s pretty easy to see her for what she is…running after his billions discreetly because she can play that she has known him since he first started…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Dec

Martha Hunt is a Model with Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the hotter models around…at least according to me…and I’m an authority on these things…and I am not just saying that because she’s in a bikini…I am not saying that because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, I hate those fuckers even if they have good taste in tall as fuck busty babes….I am saying that because she’s fucking hot…and has been topless HERE and HERE and her in bikini candids…even though I know she’s probably with some rich dude she’s fucking…because that’s what models do…is all I need to remember the tits…because it’s all about the tits…not the bass according to fat chicks…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Dec

Bar Refaeli for Marie Claire Spain of the DAy

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Here is proof that there is life after Leonardo DiCaprio….in the event you were wondering…because obscure market issues of Marie Claire magazine, in this case Spain, with a readership of 75,000 copies, will still take pics of you…so if you’re a model who made a lot of money from dating Leonardo DiCaprio, only to be thrown out and forgotten by the world…running back home to Israel, you’ll always be able to find some motherfucker willing to feature you like you’re news…whether it is Russia, India…anywhere that wants a taste of what once was relevant in the USA…that’s not to say Bar doesn’t make a fortune modeling still, it’s to say no one cares..that’s it.

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2014

22

Dec

Lauren Nicholas By Damon Loble of the Day

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I don’t know who this LAUREN NICHOLS girl is, which isn’t saying much because I am a drunk, and everyone seems the fucking same, whether they are topless or not, it’s just one massive sea of hipster tits, that I’m all about, because I’d rather deal in hipster tits, than in plumbing equipment, or gardening equipment, or washing dishes in some shitty fucking restaurant for less than minimum wage…

These are shot by someone named Damon Loble ….for who fucking knows or cares what…it’s just like get naked on the internet for art or whatever this is…I’ll totally masturbate to it…and make my own art with the bloody, rancid semen paint this pathetic penis bush produces…this is how I get all the girls…

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2014

22

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the DAy

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Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter…which makes me think of this – everytime I look at her…

That said, she’s been able to go out there on her own, and face the world of entertainment, and land herself a TV show that I’ve never seen, but that looks like low budget, made in Canada smut, up on some Xenia Warrior princess shit…because you can’t blame nepotism when the person you are saying hooked her up is a 70s TV star no one gives a fuck about…I mean I don’t even know if he still works in entertainment, he’s probably a fisherman or waiter somewhere…

That said, she’s in a bikini…in Miami…and people seem to care…even though you’re supposed to be in a bikini in Miami…thanks to it not being Aspen or wherever else rich people go for Christmas…

TO SEE HER IN A BLACK BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN A CAMMO BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Dec

Catherine McNeil for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Catherine McNeil is some Australian model, who was rumored to be fucking a female VJ for Australia MTV, not that it matters, because no one cares about Australia or MTV Australia, it is one of those “If a tree falls in the woods” situations…that is a good enough local scandal to get the media talking about her so that she can go off and do big things like showing her tits in VOGUE RUSSIA….not that we should care about her personal life, or really anything about her, we should just care about her model tits being in fashion magazines, reminding us that fashion porn is a real thing, if you are still capable of jerking off to tits, which I doubt you are, since porn ruined you and your masturbation and brought you, and apparently everyone on TINDER to a very very dark place sexually….

That said, pics shot by Txema Yeste

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2014

22

Dec

Constance Jablonski on Set Panty Flash of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is a model…and in being a model…she is sent to sets where she is paid 10,000 to 100,000 dollars…or more to pose like some kind of object for a brand who can afford her – which in a lot of ways is the foundation and basis of prostitution….meaning her morals and her values are in the right place….and in being a model…she is paid to wear clothes or to sometimes not wear clothes…or to half wear clothes…like some kind of object for the brand that is paying her…and it makes walking around on set naked, or in panties, flashing them to the world…like they don’t matter because they don’t…I mean if she was actually good at her job, or really open to do anything for the client, and sacrifice herself for content, this would be an asshole flash…and it’s not.

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2014

22

Dec

Ashley Benson’s Skinny Legs of the Day

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Ashley Benson is some willing to get naked, at least when suntanning, or in Hollywood movies, to break free from being the typecast teen starlet from some teen show that I’ve never seen but that is apparently pretty important because millions of people watch it….and I am all for that behavior…

I used to hate on her for being fat, I just couldn’t get why someone who was making money being on TV, who wanted to be the sex object, was still late night eating and not working with trainers…it’s like get fit girl…that’s what you need to do to be hot…Hollywood is a vain place and we have expectations…

Well it looks like she took my cyber bullying to heart, because you know she reads this site #googlealerts herself when I post her….and with all successful bullying comes results…whether suicide because they are too weak or well…weightloss…it’s still results…I like results.

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2014

22

Dec

Bridget Malcolm Spread Legged in Elle of the Day

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Bridget Malcolm is some Australian model who I want to marry, and by marry I mean have anal sex with, because Anal sex requires a certain of commitment, unless you’re a french girl, greek girl or a hooker, in which case it just my cost a premium, and sometimes that premium is money, other times, it’s dealing with shit on your dick…all this to say I like Bridget Malcolm …

I also like that for years the magazines refused to ever post any spread leg pics, they felt it was obscene, even when girls were wearing clothes, in what I assume was an era before the mini-skirt, but that I know is still formality at Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret, that’s why they are dated, and fucking suck…

It’s the internet era, where spread vag can be a fashion statement…it’s really only porn when it’s fisting…the population as a whole…desensitized..

That said…Elle…seems to be stepping it up and stomping the yard, because I see Bridget Malcolm’s vag in panties…and that’s pretty hardcore…for Elle…

The future is now….Bridget Malcolm…who you’ve never heard of…is our leader…