DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2014

19

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage for the People Awards of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50…

So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…..

But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader.

But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

19

Dec

Ashley Benson in the Shower on Twitter of the Day

No Comments »

Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her….

Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…

Posted in:Ashely Benson

2014

19

Dec

Marie Piovesan for Vogue RUssia of the Da y

No Comments »

I’ve never heard of Marie Piovesan, but I have heard of the Virgin Mary, she’s actually pretty mainstream, especially this time of year, where motherfuckers believe some story someone told out of sarcasm 2,000 years ago and now there’s a generation of retards who worship it, in a scam I wish I could have pulled off…or maybe that I am pulling off…and in 2000 years from now people will say “once there was a drunkenstepfather, who was bred from a hooker with AIDS, but survived”….

Not that this has antyhing to do with Marie Piovesan – or Vogue Russia….and not that these pics are even that good…I’m just into the fashion cocktease…it’s like “look at my panties, look at my tits, but don’t LOOK at my spread ass or my actual tits, that would be porn”…and being someone cockteased for what must be 40 years…It feels like home to me

Posted in:Marie Piovesan

2014

19

Dec

Dajana Radovanovic Bikini Model of the Day

No Comments »

Robin Waters is a Canadian photographer who I’ve never heard of, which doesn’t mean he isn’t good or amazing, or working with babes, it means I have no idea what is going on, I am usually drunk, I am old and out of touch, I don’t know trends, I don’t know the future, I tell people I am the future, but I don’t actually mean it, I am just trying to rope them in because they are idiots, and believe what they are told…I mean that’s the foundation of celebrity, social media and all this bullshit that is really just bullshit…You see, I am too busy just focusing on getting nudes from girls, that I don’t bother wasting my time or energy on these things, unless you consider publishing them on the internet is wasting my time, which I guess it technically is…damn…you win again…

Here is a shoot for a bikini company, with a model I’ve never heard of, DAJANA RADOVANOVIC in a bikini. Works for me.

Posted in:Dajana Radovanovic

2014

19

Dec

Nicola Peltz Bikini Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Nicola Peltz was in some transformers movie pretending to be Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, you know girls who were pretending they could act, for the sake of a movie that required no acting, just tits….and not even big tits just hot tits…

For a minute, the Michael Bay machine tricked people into thinking she was some random groupie find, but after really extensive research we call google, it turned out her dad is a billionaire, like an actual billionaire, he probably finances entertainment companies, or Michael Bay, and her career was more of “put my daughter in your shit”…like it was a high school play and not a blockbuster…because that’s pretty much how Hollywood works…none of these people deserve their success, they just come from places where people want to give them work, because why recruit some deserving talented girl, when this one is hot enough, in fact she’s really fucking hot, but it also appeases big daddy….

All this to say, here’s her ass in a white bikini, that doesn’t have period stains, but that should…because I am into that on billionaire asses…unless I am fucking said billionaire, in which case my main goal is to cum in her enough so she doesn’t get her period for 9 months. #K-Fed.

I love her ass.

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2014

19

Dec

Mel Sykes Topless Pic of the Day

No Comments »

Mel Sykes….who apparently also goes by the name Melanie Sykes….fascinating…is some UK host who you’ve never heard of. She’s in her 40s, she’s part indian – dot not feature – and she’s topless on the beach for a tabloid, in a picture I figure I’d post, even though she clearly knows she is topless, this isn’t some old school invasion of privacy paparazzi shot, this is like “call the camera dude, and pull this off for the media” topless pic, that bores me, obviously, because it isn’t authentic, it lacks soul but the desperation and nipple make it all ok…It’s amazing how I just power through these things…

Posted in:Mel Sykes

2014

19

Dec

Christie by Ellis Scott of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t know who this Christie girl is. I just know I stole the pics off some website that credited a dude named Ellis Scott as the photographer. The back story is that she is a model, they are in a relationship, as models and photographers often do, since they get each other’s businesses and like to feel like they are muses or have muses, as it is the “artist” plight….and the reality is if you have a camera and a girlfriend willing to get naked for said camera…especially when she’s hot…take the fucking pics…share them with the world…let dudes jerk off to your girl..it’s the whole reason I started this site…and if you don’t believe me – you can read my first post from 10 years ago…I am too lazy to find it – but click the numbers at the bottom of the page and you’ll find it…think of it as the most boring of scavenger hunts on the internet…while I stare at this dude’s awesome girlfriend…I’d like him to share with me….more literally.

Posted in:Christie

2014

19

Dec

LIndsay Lohan Self Shot Butt Shot because No One Cares of the Day

No Comments »

Her name is Lindsay Lohan, you may remember her as the tabloid queen who has since fell off the map, because people got bored, we have no attnetion span, no one cares about the the broken girl who spent more time sucking dick, partying, doing coke, face sitting on a shitty AIDS looking crackhead rich girl DJs, causing trouble…basically being a brat diva cunt, than ever really making movies, or acting or whatever she pretended she did…

She was basially a reality TV star without a reality TV show, her and her shitty, white trash version of the Kardashian family, who don’t matter now – but who think they do…

For some reason, probably nostalgia, I love her….and I am all about the only work she’s don’t that matters…which is her great tits…but I don’t mind her butt selfies either..but only because I would totally sew my lips to her asshole…just to taste what it’s like to pass through such a delicate creature….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

19

Dec

Natasha Galinka is Substantial of the Day

No Comments »

I have a thing for Russian girls. I probably talk about them all the time. I probably make jokes about the majority of them being a certain level of crazy, maybe even souless thanks to the darkness that is communism….or the fact that the majority of cam girls and sex workers are rub out of Russia – because they are all so fucking hot – there’s only so many who can go out there an become models…while the others need to make a living too….and working as a lawyer probably makes as much money for them in a month – than being a cam girl for a day…all this to say, culturally rich, interesting history, level of dark, mysterious and even intense, and these faces that I love…

So I only naturally love LA Based model and TV personality NATASHA GALINKA …because she’s the level of top tier russian who doesn’t work the sex trade, but who I wish did, so that I could see her naked…but I can settle with these pictures, they are pretty intense…

Now if only communist rule was still on….I’d totally send her a pair of Levis to win her heart.