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2014

04

Dec

Miley Cyrus is Amazing in Miami of the Day

My biggest fail of Art Basel so far…and it is only the first day…is that I missed this Miley Cyrus in pantyhose and a thong while wearing pasties…because she’s an artist, up on some Lady Gaga kick, only reaching a younger crowd and doing it pretty fucking awesome…even if it’s all fake…because nothing in life is real…except this fantasy boner I have for Miley right now….who I hope is still in Miami…so that I can throw sperm at her and hope that it sticks…because being Miley’s K-Fed is my fucking dream.

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2014

04

Dec

Anne Julie Does Christopher Walken of the Day

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He name is Anne Julie and these are of her posing with Christopher Walken, because Christopher Walken is playing Captain Hook in the most publicized and anticipated TV event of the year…at least if you’re 80 or a homo….the Peter Pan musical….because I like relevant shoots with amazing babes like that…

They are by my friend The Head Huntr …

Make love to them

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2014

04

Dec

Mariah Carey Does Christmas Live of the Day

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Mariah Carey torturing her Christmas song that is probably one of the biggest songs in the history of Christmas songs, that every single single girl out there is probably singing to herself as she cries because nobody loves her…making Christmas the best…for people like me, who need girls to be broken to fake falling in love with during the holidays..the lonliest time of the year…

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2014

04

Dec

Lizzy Jagger for Love Magazine’s December 3 Advent Calendar of the Day

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Lizzy Jagger is Mick Jagger’s Bootleg daughter…she one of the ones with a model mother, but who inherited none of the model traits, but who instead has to be second string to her sister, who is not the bootleg model, but the model who inherited Mick Jagger’s David Bowie Dick Sucking Lips….and it is far less homo than they were….if you jerk off to it…but I guess luckily, when your last name is Jagger, people like LOVE MAGAZINE use you in their campaigns, because I guess with 24 days to fill in the advent calendar, doing one for charity, like a make a wish foundation – just makes sense…

This is like that time she did PLAYBOY – only more festive.

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2014

04

Dec

Magdalena Frackowiak for Russh Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pretty pictures of Victoria’s Secret part time model – Magdalena Frackowiak – who has been NAKED A LOT OF TIMES BEFORE …we are talking fully fucking naked…and I am only posting these pics of her in Russh Magazine, because she’s a fucking babe and it reminds me to revisit her hot little pubic hair strip….because there are so many girls out there, it’s hard to keep track, especially since I’ve never met them, reminding me that it’s easy to keep the ones you don’t want around, they are the ones you are married to, and difficult to get the ones you want…fascinating insight…but not as fascinating as her borderline spread leg pic for fashion because fashion is porn…

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2014

04

Dec

MyPakage Does a Dirty Christmas of the Day

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My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin

But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,

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2014

04

Dec

Chrissy Teigen Panty Flash of the Day

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I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .

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2014

04

Dec

Christmas Twerk of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…

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2014

04

Dec

Topless Brazilian Cat Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Toddler VS Train Tracks

Kid VS Electric Pole

Drunk in Poland

Chicago Woman WHo Thinks She’s a Car

Man Gets Run Over By Truck

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2014

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:14am PST

This goes out to Derek…the coolest king of Miami who isn’t from Miami but who also isn’t an uptight cunt like 90 percent of the girls I asked to be my girlfriends for the weekend last night….

The only one who agreed was on tinder and charges by the hour…

That said, Miami sucks, and so do you…here are some morning links…hungover…links…I drank until 6 am and then angry sexted the west coast until 8 am….I’m dead…but you already knew that…irrelevant

Miley Cyrus is Amazing
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Killing His Own Kid Prank
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Julia Pereira is Amazing
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10 Creepy Christmas Tattoos
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Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Raped
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Last Second Shot of the DAy
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Lots of Asses
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Dubstep Toddler
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Gamers Full of Rage
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Lots of Redheads
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