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2014

15

Dec

Ellie Goulding Side Tit of the Day

Ellie Goulding looks like Kesha, or Ke$ha, depending how big of an asshole you are…because I guess they are the same fucking person…who make shitty pop songs that idiots eat up thanks to aggressive marketing campaigns from aggressive record labels who virtually own them…because that’s how the record industry works now…find some ambitious little twat, give her a salary, make her a star, and rape her earnings until the contract is up…which makes sense to me…I mean all these idiots are interchangeable..

All that to say…here are her tits…from the side…working on being famous…which is probably better than any of her shitty fucking songs…

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2014

15

Dec

Gisele Bundchen in a Push Up Bra for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Gisele Bündchen and Baz from Moulin Rouge did a pretty intense and dramatic Chanel ad, that I can assume had the budget of a feature movie, in the millions of dollars, and that they considered a success, even though unlike a movie, they didn’t sell 100s of millions of dollars in tickets for people to see it, they just sort of gave it away…since it was an ad, reminding us that these big corporations have too much fucking money, because we throw money at them, not that I throw money at Chanel, but retard rich people do because it gives them an illusion that they have made it, because what else do you do with too much fucking money, and sugar babies and strippers who love Chanel because their stage name is Chanel and their earrings are the double C, alike will respond nicely to it…we’re in a money driven world…and you’re all fucking idiots…

That said, Australia Vogue felt like celebrating the surf star Gisele and her push up bra…because their own movie magic Baz directed it…and the whole thing is not exciitng…unless you’re into trannies…who have tits…because otherwise they are just dudes with long hair…

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2014

15

Dec

Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

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I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner….

All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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2014

15

Dec

Chadwick Tyler Fashion Nudity of the Day

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Chadwick Tyler is a pretty well known and respected photographer…up on some artist kick…who along with doing big corporate jobs and editorials for relevant hipster mags…something he’s been doing since 2008 or 2009….he’s also using his skills, or connections…to get his friends…or girls he has worked with…naked for various things…that I’ll assume are just portfolio or art pieces…as these photographers do every once in a while to reclaim their craft…after whoring it out so hard…and the good news is that men with cameras attract girls…and girls attracted to men with cameras are usually the right level of vain…to get naked for said cameras…like it was some self shot porno for their boyfriends..or playboy…without the stigma…because it’s “Art”…”art” I can jerk off to..

So here are Camilla Forchhammer, Cora Keegan, Anais Poulliot for Chadwick Tyler and they all look fucking hot as fuck…amazing as fuck..and their bushes…look nice enough to tickle my face with…but I may just be overly excited by their bushes…because I love bush…in fact…Cora Keegan, one of the models and I discuss bush with each other at least once a month over text message…making this come a little more close to home…and by close to home…I mean…I can see the pink…

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2014

15

Dec

Top 10 Chali XCX Publicity Stunting of the Day

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Her name is Charli XCX, she’s some new generation hipster popstar, and I guess she’s figured out the very basic and simplistic way to get noticed when you’re given the opportunity to participate in events that have paparazzi on the red carpet…and that is to show off you tits, wear sheer clothing, in a “look at me! look at me!” pretending to be an “artist”…kind of way.

It’s on some early Madonna, when it was actually shocking…with a bit of Lady Gaga, when it’s actually played out and dull kick…

We get it, girls who want to be famous or noticed show their tits. I guess this is feminism…working at its finest…I am such a power woman that I showcase my nipples…because they are just nipples…get over your nipple hating selves…to get noticed..and make a statement..when what it actually breaks down to is that her talent alone can’t make her…she must use her tits to get there…like the good old days…before this whole women’s rights thing…

What I am saying is…this is not progressive for women…but it is tits…and I love tits.

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2014

15

Dec

AshleyInLa is Amazing of the Day

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Doing snapchat weather reports with @sophie29julia #worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:44pm PST

My favorite thing on instagram is LA based comedian ASHLEYINLA …because she makes fun of instagram social media sluts…by being an instagram social media slut…you know doing silly shout outs…or telling dudes to not be perverted…while fixating on her amazing tits and body…because that’s pretty much what girls who take themselves too seriously on their quest to be low level famous…almost a parody who isn’t even making fun of themselves…so ASHLEYINLA comes into use herself to make fun of them for us…and the whole thing is hot as fuck…I’m a fan…

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2014

15

Dec

Ashley Graham’s Big Tits for Love Magazine of the Day

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What we can all learn from Plus-Sized model – Kate Upton – is that big girls come with big tits…and big tits are worth staring at…whether they are part of the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT ….or just in my face at the strip club…

Now I am not a tit guy, I like tits, but I’m more into skinny bitches, but if you’re going to fuck with a porker chubby pig of a girl…whether she’s branded as a model or not…she might as well have big tits…because big girls with small tits are just weird…

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2014

15

Dec

Rose Namajunas is the UFC Chick of the Day

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I find the UFC a massively homosexual experience….even when there are two girls fighting…because the girls who normally fight are practically dudes…but this Rose Namajunas who lost her fight as a slight favorite is pretty alright…

I mean if you are into being a submissive, and jerking off to a girl who could kill you with her barehands…even though she’s a girl…making for some pretty top level, even professional level Cock and Ball Torture…you weirdo…

I don’t really know how I feel about the whole beating the fuck out of each other thing, I guess I am into peace and nudity…not violence and nudity…I do know that I like this better than seeing two half naked dudes grinding each other….

Here she is doing the Harlem Shake…

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2014

15

Dec

LAPD Vs Naked Man and Other Videos of the Day

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Whore Training in Asia…

Obese Man VS Man with One Eye

Bouncers Kick a Guy in the Head

Is This Human…

Russian Games

The Man Talkin’ Crazy on the News

Panty Thief of the Day

Mom’s Bad Acting on Kid’s Smoking Viral

Beggar of the Day

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2014

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 10:16am PST

Tis the season….I saw a captive Reindeer….and least 10 drunken pedophile Santas who look too happy to have kids on their laps…but who parent’s willing put their kids on his lap….I saw one drunk elf leaving a stripclub…because when you get paid to be a midget…you might as well make it rain…these are your glory days midget…you matter midget…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:30am PST

And I had at least one hooker give me a GFE…which is code of cuddling and holding hands while Christmas shopping…to feel like I still have a soul…which it turns out…I don’t…

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